Time to wake the children.

Alright, I'm awake.

[They're creepy]

[They're kooky]

Darling, is that really as tight as you can make it?

Hello.

Wednesday, what do you have there?

I'm not sure.

There's usually a murderous clown attached to the other end of these.

Grrrr!

Thank you, old boy! Lead the way!

[Someplace spooky]

It's all so different.

Pugsley, don't drink it all, this gentleman wants some too.

Ahhh!

What a nervous man.

Welcome to the neighborhood! What an interesting home.

Fire in the hole!

-You sunk my battleship! -Yes!

These people are monsters. They'll ruin the neighborhood!

Hey, neighbors!

What'd I do?

Deep down, we're all the same.

Let's show them what it means to be an Addams.

This is gonna be lit!

Ahhh!

[Big tricks]

Choke on this!

[Big treats]

I've got candy!

Oh, yes!

[Bigger adventures]

Yuck.

I've done this thousands of times.

Give my creature life!

Live, I tell you, live!

Ribbit!

Oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, oh my God, get them off me!

Totally awesome.

Cousin! You made it!

**indecipherable gibberish**