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Welcome to the first day of class everybody.
Ughhh.
Let's start by telling everyone three fun facts about ourselves!
Well uhh...
[Clears throat]
Uhh...
I hate school.
Okay, come on.
No, I mean I HATE school!
I rather like fall into a volcano or have relations with Donkey Kong or something
Donkey Kong?
And second, well … I get depressed often.
And think I'm ugly.
So there's that.
Ok...
And third, uh… I actually think I have a ton of a creative potential, but I can't help but feel that school stifles all of that.
I'm not good at taking tests or quizzes.
But, I'm interested in so many other things.
I would love to learn more about.
I'm just a little frustrated that these extremely delicate years of my youth can't be better spent exploring, creating, traveling and discovering who I really am!
Instead of like, jamming my brain with shit like the quadratic formula, and living in a system that rewards students that are only good at regurgitating unoriginal information!
Oh and also like, the lunch food fucking sucks man.
Okay.