HEY!!!!!

I can't hear you...

W… Why not ??

I just can't…

Is it because you're like REALLY TALL???

Not at all…

I was actually short once, just like you…

Well then.

But then, I got these AirPods.

AIRPODS?

Like those wireless Apple earpod things?

YES.

And now I'm better than you.

WHAT?

Sorry, I can't hear poor people.

WHAT!!!

What do u drive?

I… I own a Prius.

Oh my god, so poor.

You can't just assume I'm poor just cause I don't got tic tacs in my freakin' ears yo!

Listen, Miguell...

Ma name is ROB!!

I'm rich, you're poor.

And I can't hear you.

Unless you got AirPods.

Well, let me try YOURS then.

Excuse me?

Let me see what happens when I put those on, butt face!

Well, I suppose I CAN afford to donate...

Oh shut up...

Gimme those.

uhhh...

HOLY SHIT!

Can I have those back now?

Shut your poor ass up b*tch!

Aw man.