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  • *Simon clears his throat*

  • Good morning everybody,

  • Today, we are gonna show you a day in our lives, here in Japan

  • *calm music*

  • So usually, every morning...

  • I start by myself.

  • Martina usually sleeps an hour or two more than I do.

  • And this is a chance for me to get a lot of the stuff done around the house

  • that needs to be done before we get our day started.

  • I'm not sure...

  • How Martina's gonna be today 'cause she had a really..

  • really bad sleep last night.

  • So... ;-;

  • Good luck to you girl

  • You're gonna be probably editing this afterwards.

  • Sorry you had such a rough sleep... ;3;

  • Time to make some coffee!

  • *upbeat music*

  • COFFEE GRINDING

  • This is such a strange sensation for me because I don't usually do any talking,

  • at this time of day.

  • It's usually just me doing stuff automatically.

  • And just thinking things in my head.

  • *pensive music*

  • This is my coffee mug owo

  • We have six coffee mugs (t/n boi)

  • You might've seen a bunch of them.

  • This is the one that I always use in the morning.

  • This is what I got from the Ghibli Museum.

  • *whispers with owo* It's my favorite mug ever >w

  • And Martina today will get...

  • Hello Kitty \(^ owo^)/

  • Martina usually likes milk in her coffee in the morning.

  • I don't, I'll take mine BLACK (as my soul)

  • Today's a workout day though...

  • *GAAASSSPP*

  • Gotta put on some rice!!

  • Now, I don't know when Martina is gonna drink that coffee,

  • I don't know how long she's gonna sleep for...

  • But! I do know when she wakes up, she likes the smell of coffee.

  • So, we have it there, right by her bed so when she wakes up, she could get the day started off right.

  • For me though...

  • When I drink my coffee in the morning...

  • I usually need one or two sips until I have to start the morning *bleep*

  • Yea, I'm gonna turn off my mic and I'll be back in like fifteen minutes.

  • That wasn't fifteen minutes, that was just two.

  • I'm a very fast pooper, okay(?)

  • Thanks mom and dad, you raised me well.

  • OOo the coffee started to work! Started to feel ready with the coffee!

  • Next on the list I'm gonna start

  • preparing our dinner for the day, because we got a slow cooker.

  • Slow cookers make easy delicious food. I don't know why everybody doesn't have a slow cooker.

  • Consider this your cheap version of Simon's midnight munchies these are...um..

  • Simon's... I need more coffee before I could think of a weird acronym

  • You just watch me make some food.

  • So here are all the ingredients for my stew. I'm using some discount Aussie beef because we always buy discount food..

  • What you think we like live rich and glamorous youtuber lives? no.

  • This is discount beef but it's still pretty expensive.

  • We got one carrot, we got two potatoes,

  • we've got a bunch of mushrooms, we got some onion there, we got the Japanese

  • Curry. Zeppin? I always thought it was Zeppelin, well learn something new every day.

  • We got some rosemary, we got some Vegeta, we got some of this Italian spice thing that we had for a while.

  • Now let's make it.

  • Wait! I should be doing this like a Martina's midnight munchies. First thing you do is you

  • unceremoniously peel a carrot, then you unceremoniously peel two potatoes.

  • Take all the peelings and unceremoniously dumped them into the garbage

  • POLISH ACCENT: Everything chop up very nice put unceremoniously into slow cooker.

  • See cooking isn't very difficult. Chop up some *bleep*, season it, put in a slow cooker and

  • you're gonna make an impressive meal. You don't got to be Gordon Ramsay to be able

  • to impress the love of your life with some high quality cooking.

  • What's next? I forgot. Beef!

  • There are ways to ceremoniously dump things in and

  • unceremoniously dumped things in but, this has a lot of hot oil so...

  • I want a little bit of ceremony so I don't unceremoniously burn myself with the oil.

  • I'm not looking to fully cook this either I'm just looking to get a sear on

  • all the sides and then I'm gonna dump them in the slow cooker.

  • The fatty cuts are really good for slow cookers. They really dissolve and give a nice creamy

  • juiciness to the stew.

  • *bleep* Aw *BLEEP*

  • Stop burning my hands

  • *Dramatic Dance Music*

  • I need gloves!

  • MEAT SIZZLING

  • Looks like we got a big bowl of meat.

  • Take some rosemary and just jam those in there. This is some Italian seasoning.

  • You know what I find that you can't really ever like over herb a food.

  • People are always so delicate. A little pinch, a little pinch. NO I just. Still gonna be yummy!

  • I've got to mention bay leaves, I hate finding these in my food

  • afterwards but they do give a good flavor to the stew.

  • Put one there, put one there

  • And one there. Ohhh.

  • Whats that? Ohh. "Calm down Simon you're gonna over herb it."

  • Said no one ever. Oh .

  • Welp looks like the prince meemers is here for breakfast as well.

  • *cheerful music*

  • Ah yeah! oh look at that *bleep* food yeah!

  • Mushrooms from... Japan and maybe a bit more.

  • These little Japanese curry packs.

  • What I like to do with these, because these are two packages.

  • I'm gonna cook with only one but I'm not gonna put all them in because then it would get too thick.

  • So we usually when I'm about to finish off the dish is when I put this in when we're about ready to serve.

  • Open these up. And see look! Japanese curry cube. Look inside, looks like a forbidden rolo.

  • Dare me to eat it? I don't care because I don't get pressured into dares.

  • The instructions just say dump them in. I don't do that because it's very difficult to break down.

  • So I usually chop it up and then I put it in here.

  • I pour a little bit of hot water on it so that I can make sure that it evenly dissolves.

  • Meemers I'm gonna get your wet food in just a second homie all right?

  • Just hold off for a bit and then you're gonna get your wet tips.

  • *cheerful music*

  • Pour that in here. *SPLASH*

  • Make sure like me you get very nervous on camera and then spill half of it on the side right there.

  • That makes for a very good meal(!)

  • Just make sure you put on enough water to cover the meat. Pop that on here.

  • Turn that to low and slow. In like six or eight hours you're going to have a delicious meal.

  • It's gonna make the whole house smell just so tempting, warm, and inviting throughout the entire day.

  • Now the dinner is prepared gotta feed the cat!

  • Meemers~ c'mon boy get back up on that table.

  • Oh yeah it's time for your urinary support.

  • Oh Meemers let's see this works oh yeah. I've trained him to stand.

  • There you go. Good boy, here's a good boy.

  • I know some people train their cats to do other things, I just make him stand. That's like the most activity he's gonna get all day.

  • Good job, boy.

  • *humming* *rice shaking*

  • I always put on some rice in the morning.

  • Just leave it on throughout the day, it's always nice to go back to whenever you want a meal.

  • I'm gonna have some of this with the curry later on.

  • I'm gonna have some of this for breakfast as well.

  • Meemers for some reason is so afraid of this, don't know why. I think he thinks of it as a hiss.

  • Meemers did you finish your food? *GASP* Poor guy got scared! I'm sorry Meemers!

  • Meemers dont be afraid come back and eat your food. Homie I should have waited, I forgot!

  • Meemers! Well that just breaks my heart.

  • Meemers come on! Come back, come back. Meemers, come here meemers.

  • Stop embarrassing me in front of my friends meemers.

  • Get back. Oh my god, you're so heavy. Please eat your breakfast. M: okay I guess.

  • Meemers voice: Okay, I guess.

  • So for our last breakfast video we didn't wash our rice and a lot of people scolded us for it.

  • Still don't know why I'm supposed to wash my rice but I do know that it prevents angry internet comments.

  • So here I go washing my rice. I probably should have googled why.

  • RICE COOKER BEEPS

  • One of the hard set rules we have in this house. That you cannot disobey,

  • as you hear the rice cooker music go on you have to do a little bit of a dance.

  • Not a huge one! Any kind of fist pumping is okay just you got to make sure you gotta dance

  • This was our laundry hanging outside overnight. It's really dry now in Japan.

  • So it's a good way for us to dry your clothing without wasting any electricity.

  • I'm gonna put on another load of laundry.

  • *bouncy music*

  • WHISPERING: I think martina's awake!

  • S: What happened last night? M: What a shit sleep. S: Why?

  • M: I don't know my thigh, my hips are hurting so like I couldn't get comfortable.

  • M: And I dislocated my jaw now I sound all lispy like it's just not my voice.

  • S: You don't sound stupid at all girl. M:and a certain unnamed cat.

  • M:We'll call him the doctor *POP*

  • S/M:Dr. M no wait wait wait how about mr. meemersworth work no no that's too obvious.

  • M: He was like meow-meow-meow meow meow meow-meow-meow

  • M:Thanks for coffee. S:No problem girl.

  • S:Anything else I can get you? M: A new body, made out of mechanical parts

  • S: I like your body just the way it is! M:I volunteered.

  • Welcome to a day in the life of someone with chronic illness.

  • Our day starts very slow... those of you that might be dating,

  • or married to somebody who suffers from chronic illness,

  • you really need to accept that it takes us a very long time to get going.

  • S: Looks like somebody came back to bed.

  • S: Oh you're such a beautiful kitty

  • Meemers Voice: Thanks I'm waiting for my mom. M: He snuggled right into my arm and floppeddown into it

  • S: oh what a cute kitty

  • S: Oh yeah I how do you feel about that homie? What's that? *Purrr*

  • S:You smell all that oil that I splattered on the lens

  • S:Now that Martina's awake I can start playing some music around the house.

  • Instead of singing a bizarre song to myself that I don't actually know where it's from.

  • For that I'm going to head to probably my favorite youtube channel ever.

  • 24/7 no.5 hiphop radio smooth beats to sleep and study to.

  • Play that shit.

  • It's copy written so I can't play the whole song but,

  • maybe I could play something different that you might like.

  • *Martina's Shakira Cover Blasts*

  • No, not that anything but that.

  • So what I'm making here isn't gonna be the most appetizing thing.

  • This is my tuna and egg salad. It's two cans of tuna, two almost hard-boiled eggs.

  • I want the inside yolks to be pretty goopy.

  • What I usually do is I put them in water and as soon as they start boiling

  • I kill the heat and I let them sit there for six and a half minutes.

  • And then they're still cooked, all the whites are cooked

  • but the yellows are still kind of really rich and runny.

  • Then I'm gonna have this with rice and it's not a fun meal.

  • This isn't something that I'm trying to eat because whoo~ I'm just so into tuna(!)

  • This is something I'm trying to eat for protein and get the rice for all the carbs I need for today's workout,

  • because today is squat day and I SUCK at squats.

  • So I need all the help that I can get.

  • We don't eat tremendous meals every single day.

  • Some of it is sad tuna and egg salad.

  • *sad music and HGTV NOISE*

  • Commenting on tv :Oh it's not the dining room it's the breakfast room.

  • While I eat breakfast I like to look at videos of houses thatI'll never be able to afford.

  • Let's just be honest who could afford a house now anyways. Nobody.

  • My ducky's finally downstairs! Hi ducky!

  • Very important morning routine you cannot skip out on is a morning hug.

  • Always have to have a morning hug.

  • S:Come on Ducky! M: I'm not ready.

  • S: I'm gonna have like this no one can see your swinging breasts.

  • M: Oh see that's what I was worried about(!) S: I"m blocked out see? Don't worry.

  • M:Nooo S: See it's on my back M:No

  • S: Okay Martina's gonna put on a bra and then we're gonna have a morning hug.

  • S:DUCKY! M:What?S: Put on a bra and let's hug M: No I hate hugging with bras on! S: okay I'm gonna go hug you in the

  • S: other place so no one can see M:Yes S: hide behind the wall. Morning Hug! Come on.

  • S:I got a squat down because she's so small M:okay S: oh my girl...hey ducky

  • *Squeaky toy noise*

  • S: I want snuggles oh backwards oh yeah got to keep the morning hug going. M: Okay, come on.

  • S:What! No not upstairs! Back to the bathroom we go get our day started.

  • S:Ducky no thank you let's go back nanana oh yeah

  • S: Come on sweet girl. M: Smells like a kitty. S: I'm eating tuna M: I knew it!

  • S:This is why brushing your teeth is so important.

  • The first thing I always do every morning.

  • Before I even started this video was brush floss and mouthwash. Yes you floss every single day.

  • You must floss every single day, brush your teeth, and after eating tuna I gotta brush my teeth again.

  • Martina Singing: Waiting to put on my mic

  • and that's okay for us to leave this in cuz it's a day in our lives

  • the day in our life means we gotta put up microphones~

  • M: Like normal people living in a normal home, we mic each other up.

  • M:We have very weird lives Ducky. S: We do have very bizarre lives.

  • M: Youtubers, very strange. This is out lives guys.

  • S: Here you go. Why don't you to tell everyone about this terrible shirt. M: *GASP*

  • M: You have insulted me thus. My taste in music? S: HAHAHA

  • M: My Daddy Yankee?

  • and now you insult my shirt thusly.

  • Although we're gonna be honest here something has gone terribly wrong with my hairstyle today.

  • Up top I look like a princess. I'm like I'm gonna go on to the prom like look at me.

  • And then I scan down this strange outfit.

  • Which is like made kind of tomboyish and then I have this hair it doesn't work at all, does it?

  • S: No and it's a good thing we're not going out today.

  • M: You have insulted me thricely! AH, my Daddy Yankee, my Justin Bieber!

  • S:I love everything about you! Except your taste in music and sometimes your clothing

  • SOUND OF GLASS SHATERING

  • M: *GASP* You're weaing a shirt that I made!

  • I think somebody forgot that I'm the one editing this video.

  • So guess what? it's gonna just be non-stop fart revenge.

  • Making fun of my shirt and my daddy yankee and my reggaeton!

  • *nutcracker mischief music*

  • *fart noises*

  • Well that was a miserable book I just finished reading "Homo Deus" after reading "Homo Sapiens".

  • I read this in Barcelona, I read this here.

  • Both very interesting thought-provoking books about our history.

  • Where we came from and what our future might hold.

  • Especially in terms of AI but I don't necessarily agree with all of it. He's very much into hard determinism.

  • I'm not up to date with a lot of philosophy but,

  • I thought kind of went out of fashion back when I was studying in University atleast.

  • I know that the author talked about Steven Pinker.

  • And pretty much seems like he hates Steven Pinker.

  • Based on having the same information yet form different conclusions.

  • So I figured I'm gonna read this next and see if I could form a good side of both arguments.

  • Because, don't just read one side. Read all sides! If you can.

  • *fart*

  • So in any professional studio setting you want to make sure that when you plug in your audio recorder you don't

  • S: unplug your slow-cooker M: Right S: that you have your curry on.

  • Do people do podcasts with slow cookers in background?

  • I don't know it's a very nice comforting smell, as we record and talk about Kichijoji.

  • So this is our audio recorder. This has

  • two cables that are attached to our mics and it has our headphones here.

  • So we can listen to ourselves.

  • I find when we listen to ourselves as we talk then,

  • I have a much calmer voice but without headphones on I usually talk really

  • excited like this and I don't know how to calm my voice down

  • M: like a puppy.

  • S: A smoother speaker so that records the audio we synchronize that with the video

  • here because this audio is never that good, and then we do a pod video and

  • podcast! For those of you that just want to listen.

  • M: Nice advertising! If you're wondering that was an advertisement because we're

  • advertising our broadcast and we have no sponsors so we're gonna advertise using ourselves for free

  • S: For free! M: Haha

  • S: Hey it's Simon M: And Martina! S: And we're brodcasting out of S/M:KICHIJOJI

  • S: It's balmiest part of japan. I wore a lot of BB cream M: Yeah

  • S: before also and I wasn't the only guy that does it lots of men

  • M: Yeah most men in Korea. S: While in Canada I don't

  • S: know a single guy that puts on BB cream.

  • S:Yeah I'm starting our import of everything that I did so far.

  • It's gonna be a little bit of a while

  • *sneeze*

  • Probably should have sneezed first.

  • Let's talk editing so a huge portion of my day goes into editing

  • I love editing. I really enjoy it. I feel like when you edit a video it has a lot

  • of your personality being put into it.

  • M:Were you looking at my boobs!

  • Whether it be through a funny fart joke, or through echoes, or through zoom ins, or music choices.

  • *dramatic cat music*

  • Music choices are extremely important to me and I have a

  • huge library of songs that I purchased, songs that I've made, songs that are from

  • YouTube that I can download for free and I have them all organized very neatly

  • according to what I like to use.

  • I'm not gonna actually show you how I edit in like a boring fashion.

  • I'll just do kind of like a run-through.

  • This is usually six to sometimes eight hours of my day.

  • So even if I get a slow start and I

  • can't get out of bed. Sometimes I'll edit in bed for you know five hours straight

  • that I stand at the table when I edit and that's usually you know three hours.

  • I have alarms that go off so I sit down and get up and move let me show you guys

  • what my editing system is all about.

  • So this was a pretty easy project this is

  • the Fugu video, and we only had one camera angle to import which made it a lot easier.

  • You can see all these things that are in aqua and blue are various

  • sound effects that either I made like the screaming Fugu fish.

  • FUGU FISH DRAMATICALLY: is a huge fuguing mistake!

  • Everything at the bottom of final cut down here is actually audio tracks.

  • I've got sound effects in between here

  • I've got more sound effects so all these little things go into making it.

  • I think a special video it takes an insane amount of time to go through the music.

  • It's not like you sign up and suddenly the music is just there for you.

  • I spend sometimes hours just looking for the right feeling of the

  • song and I have a massive catalog of music that I use.

  • Anything under the YouTube category is free music from the YouTube library and

  • over here in the Zetas category is all music from epidemic sound and that is a

  • website for using royalty free music if you're a youtuber they have different

  • price tiers based on how many subscribers you have.

  • This is not an ad this is just what we happen to use.

  • I organize my music according to what I feel the vibe is

  • rather than what it might actually be which helps me access the correct music quickly.

  • *spanish music plays*

  • Now if I fast-forwarded this 'kay?

  • *spanish shikira-y song*

  • S: NO, not that.

  • *SHA-kira sha-KIRA*

  • I know these songs like the back of my hand.

  • I only need to hear the first tiny second

  • of the song to know what the entire song is gonna be like. I can picture the

  • videos that they're coming from if it's from the ahemha video or if it's from

  • 'Baseball in Japan'.

  • *Martina sings along*

  • You guys probably know a lot of these ones this is so cute

  • As usual in PLAYLIST MODE

  • You can see all the amount of sound effects that go in here

  • *repeats sound effects/music*

  • So it's really to me below that you feel why you added it's not just about editing.

  • I use a lot of different effects on the clip itself when it comes to editing.

  • We can see that I've already dragged some of these on to the clips so for example if

  • you pull this up and down you can see the differences that it causes.

  • This one might have multiple filters on top of it...it's got 16 millimeter film burn where I

  • can change the mid-tones and the highlights, you know.

  • So it's a lot more than just putting the clip together, I'm trying to create feeling or emotion through my editing.

  • M:it's so peachy S: so peachy M: like really really peachy like...

  • M:are those bubbles? did bubbles just appear? S: Where did those bubbles come from

  • I can speak in a video and tell you what I'm feeling but I could also use

  • editing and music to express the emotion that I want to share with you guys

  • So if the mid line is for main video editing, and the bottom line is for sound effects,

  • the top part is for adding things like text or pictures on top.

  • you can see that with this lucky meemers one I have them kind of shaking back and forth

  • I had to hand paste each of these. So this is actually just a plain old photo. It's a

  • picture of Meemers that used to be a sticker that we sold in Japan at some of

  • our like special events. I would over here to rotation rotated it slightly

  • copied and pasted it and did the opposite version. It's not actually

  • animating it but it seems like it's creating movement.

  • So I hope this little look into editing life has given you a little glean into

  • how much work youtubers tend to put into their videos.

  • I'll say not all youtubers. If you start watching videos you'll be able to see which people are

  • kind of sticking to one theme song at the bottom the whole time. So they're

  • just kind of slapping on a track. I'm not looking down on it for people who don't

  • put a lot of editing in. Some people just don't have that passion but I do think

  • that other people don't really make an effort to improve themselves.

  • It's kind of like 'well it's always been this way so I might as well just keep going'

  • I like improving myself and seeing if I can push myself to be better.

  • It helps me really enjoy the content that I'm putting out there for you guys,

  • and I hope you guys can feel my personality come through when I edit a video.

  • *Nutcracker music and farting noises return*

  • Go crazy and have fun with music and sound effects.

  • If you have stayed around watch this video to the end.

  • You may finally know the name of the song that everybody loves

  • *baby when you move your body baby when you move your body *

  • Hope you enjoyed my little tutorial teacher Martina out!

  • *LOUD POP*

  • Aww gonna go have to get some ice, my shoulder

  • It's now time for me to start my work out. I work out outside in my backyard

  • regardless of the weather. Today it's kind of cold so I gotta wear a sweater.

  • I can't get into any gyms in Japan because of tattoos. Even if I keep them hidden

  • I'm not allowed to go in any.

  • And you know what? It's actually nice having a gym backyard.

  • Because I paid for the gym once and that's the cost of one-year gym

  • membership in Japan. I've been here for three years I got two free years at the gym!

  • So that's what I'm gonna do! So uh *bleep* so I'm actually doing a five-three-one program.

  • Trying to get a bit of strength, a little bit of size. I'm not trying to

  • be the mountain. I just have a weight that I want to be able to squat.

  • I'm looking to squat 150 kilograms. The most I've ever done it's 130 but as some of

  • you might know I tore my tendon in my ankle back in December so...

  • So I gotta take it easy and now I'm just trying to work my way back up.

  • No need to rush! There's no testosterone race here.

  • I'm going at my own slow and safe pace today

  • I'm only gonna do a hundred kilograms. It's gonna be fine, nice and safe.

  • Here's a hundred kilograms lets hope I can get up to 150 one day.

  • HOLY *bleep* oh this weighs more than I do!

  • *BLEEP* *bleep*

  • Oh hey my ankles still alright but,

  • after all in chocolate croissants in Barcelona I'm a lot softer that used to be.

  • thank you for watching my TED talk, that's it for this work out.

  • 9.. one million. Wow one million dips couldn't have done this

  • without you guys thanks for sending me all the cinnamon toast crunch it helps.

  • ok so that's it for my last section on working out.

  • I usually work out for 40 minutes or so four times a week.

  • Please don't refer to me for weight lifting advice!

  • There are many professional coaches on YouTube

  • you could you could find.... I gotta go

  • I'm gonna go die.

  • huh exercise exercise is so great

  • Singing: ain't nobody don't pass me I'm just so fresh so so fresh and so clean

  • After workout, after I cool down

  • Oh you smell me? Smell me girl, that's right smell me all over.

  • Anywhere you want I smell great!

  • M: Give me the back of your knee S: go for it it! M: smells a bit like a onsen. Are these onsen pants?

  • S:oh *bleep* M: Oh Boy.

  • M:This is like wash number two for Simon's pants and wash number two for your hoodie.

  • Kogi's even smelt bad and he didn't even leave the room. S: I know, I know

  • M: *Kogi noises* I know buddy

  • S: Smell my face. M: I like your shirt shirt as well S: Thanks this is from Barcelona place M: Barthelona.

  • M:Was this support team it was rainbow life support team right? S:It was,

  • rainbow life support team we'll let you know about this a little more mmm yeah mmm

  • MV: Meow meow Hello? Get that camera out of my face. Need more kibs

  • S: Meemers How come I don't hear you chewing any of your food? You're just swallowing it.

  • S:Hey why'd you just stand up like that?

  • Oh No your bowls empty(!) what am I gonna do?

  • MV: Is there any kibs up there?

  • S: oh yeah he's standing again! My cute boy here you go homie.

  • Alright so when I said the curry was gonna be between 6 & 8 hours.

  • It's 7 p.m. now and I think I made that curry at

  • around 11 a.m. and I'm gonna finish up the curry. Gonna thicken up the sauce

  • M: Its been eight hours? S: yeah girl girl M:I've done nothing!

  • S: Girl you've done a lot! What do you mean? Like today's an active recovery day for you.

  • M: This hurts my editing heart

  • S: That's ok girl you need to recover on days like this. Yesterday we

  • had a big day and today if you push yourself or if you did a lot you'd be

  • really injured for a following week. We got a exercise, take a break, exercise

  • take a break. Just like me! and so do you you're got nothing to be upset about.

  • We're about to have some really good curry and then we're gonna watch the Star Trek Discovery.

  • That's pretty good to me I'd say.

  • You can't help but feel better with a warm Kitty on you huh?

  • It's the little things that count. M: Yeah. I do feel better

  • S: little things are good. What do you want next? You want a puppy? Let me go get a puppy? Meemer's like "no that'll make me

  • feel worse"

  • M: I look really silly like this S: And now

  • M:Look okay? I can explain HAHAHA S: we're just for a bit that's all we need to do

  • S:girl please just okay M:not stripping don't worry everyone, I have leggings okay?

  • You know what I'll be a big girl and go out there with no pants on yeah

  • Now if I keep this zipped nobody like Wendy on jacket shame that always happens.

  • Why do I always end up end up on camera like this? I look really nice most of the time!

  • M: I swear! S: I try so hard M: Now let's go to the convenience store so I can eat m&ms.

  • M:*cries* I have to loose weight *sigh*

  • *soothing music*

  • S: Hey look at you getting out of the house! M: It's really windy and cold, heads up.

  • S: You're doing a great job girl! look at you getting out, we're going out together.

  • S: just, just for a bit. I believe in ya. Let's not hit that car coming up at us.

  • S: I think we gotta get some hello kitty buns.

  • Um do you want hello kitty buns? that's what I'm getting. M: of course I do

  • S: Hello kitty bun!

  • S:oh yeah livin large Saturday night M: It's Saturday night! S: I got myself a Hello Kitty bun

  • S: Hello Kitty Bun! You ready for this? check this out.Yeah there's Hello Kitty

  • S:Whoa! That's an apple custard pie in the middle. What?!

  • Oh damn this is good this is exactly what I thought Hello Kitty would taste like

  • M: can you save some of Hello Kitty for me?

  • S: Maybe? Maybe not...

  • M: You joining the jogging group? I can tell you're the unfit one S: It's true who likes to jog it's stupid

  • Why didn't we get two? This tastes like the inside of the McDonald's apple pie

  • S: yeah! M: That and mixed with Japanese vanilla cream S: oh that's really good stuff

  • M: Wow S:All right now I bought this for myself you got yourself a bottle of wine!

  • M:HMM what's that about huh? S: so in final fantasy bra bra is another

  • word for Tifa from final fantasy 7 because she had ridiculous breasts

  • M: No that can't be true S: it's all about tifa's boobs the left one and the right one

  • M: I don't believe you S: it's a masterpiece of mammograms

  • M: Oh wow Ducky this is absolutely great looking! S: You got it girl

  • M:So that's what I got. No strength to hold that bowl up. S: I'll do it for you love. You want a carrot?

  • S: yeah watch out for your hands girl. There you go.

  • M:Wow this looks REALLY tender ducky. S: Creamy Delicious

  • M:I mean you just throw it in the pot and set it and forget it.

  • M: since today is a Saturday night you know that we have crazy plans

  • S: yo M: I say that we finish eating beef and then everyone can prepare themselves for a buzz

  • S: You ready for a crazy night everyone?! WHATWHAT M: Got outselves a glass of wine we got ourselves some snacks

  • S: We're gonna watch JEOPARDY M: Not just any jeopardy S: this is like the championship

  • of championships. They've got teams and everything M: What I've never heard of it S: I am super ready for this

  • S: I don't know how they uploaded to YouTube

  • without any copyright strikes happening because whoa we just watch it on YouTube

  • blah blah it's like we don't got it on Netflix

  • M:here quick thing you should know the Umbrella Academy on Netflix is so good

  • um Coffee Prince Korea is now available in different subtitles

  • yep and you're loving the Punisher S: Punisher's great!

  • M: Those are the things that we're liking on Netflix S: *GASP* no no no track star track to discovery no

  • we're watching Star Trek discovery right now! M: We gotta finish this first S: Okay, okay finish this first then Star Trek Discovery!

  • S: The night is still young M: Let us know in the comment section below

  • what you do on your Friday and Saturday night and if it's up to par with our wild.

  • S: I hope you don't watch our adventures think oh my god they travel all the time.

  • S: Though most of our days are like this

  • we cook, we clean, we work out. and we edit, and we do some stuff it's it's not super riveting

  • S: bye everyone! M: Goodnight!

  • M: Next is JEOPARDY World Championships

  • If 36 minutes wasn't enough for you, we've got some bonus footage from this

  • ginormous day in our life the video.

  • You can also check out this video from 2011.

  • That's right it's a day in a life video of when we were still living in Busan,

  • South Korea it was also our 200th video!!

*Simon clears his throat*

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