- No.

- 不知道

- [Host] Well, too bad!

- [主持人]嗯，太糟糕了！

(knife slashing)

（刀砍）

(screaming)

（尖叫）

- [Host] That's right!

- [主持人]這是正確的！

Introducing Skewerz,

介紹一下Skewerz。

the new mobile game from the Annoying Orange!

惱人的橙子的新手機遊戲!

Using your trusty Skewerz, stab fruits, and bring them back

使用你可靠的Skewerz，刺殺水果，並把他們回來。

to the handy dandy slicing and dicing appliance,

到方便快捷的切片和切丁設備。

the Froomba!

Froomba!

Along the way, Orange and the gang are there to help

一路上，橘子君和大夥兒都在幫忙。

with power-ups, and loot crates!

與電源ups，和戰利品箱!

- Loot crates?

- 戰利品箱？

More like toot crates!

更多的是toot crates!

(fart noises)

（蠟聲）

(laughing)

（笑）

- [Host] This game has it all.

- [主持人]這個遊戲擁有一切。

Boss battles, endless snake motes,

BOSS戰，無窮無盡的蛇形圖案。

and assassin mode with pickle guards!

和刺客模式與泡菜衛士!

- Yeah, deal with it!

- 是啊，對付它！

(laughing)

（笑）

- [Host] Skewerz is free to download

- 主機]Skewerz免費下載

and play on your favorite Apple and Android devices.

並在您喜愛的蘋果和安卓設備上播放。

Go ahead, play with your food!

來吧，玩你的食物！

Download it now, and give it a stab!

現在就下載吧，試一試吧!

We're also giving away a free Xbox one,

我們還將免費贈送Xbox one。

Roblox bundle to the first person to get three stars

Roblox捆綁給第一個獲得三星的人。

on every level of the game!

在遊戲的每個關卡上!

If you're able to complete this feat,

如果你能完成這個壯舉。

please email screenshots,

請將截圖發到郵箱。

or video capture to aoskewerz@gmail.com,

或視頻採集到[email protected]。

no cheating or photoshopped images allowed.

不允許有任何作弊或PS的圖片。

So, get to it and start stabbing!

所以，快去吧，開始刺殺!