- No.

- [Host] Well, too bad!

(knife slashing)

(screaming)

- [Host] That's right!

Introducing Skewerz,

the new mobile game from the Annoying Orange!

Using your trusty Skewerz, stab fruits, and bring them back

to the handy dandy slicing and dicing appliance,

the Froomba!

Along the way, Orange and the gang are there to help

with power-ups, and loot crates!

- Loot crates?

More like toot crates!

(fart noises)

(laughing)

- [Host] This game has it all.

Boss battles, endless snake motes,

and assassin mode with pickle guards!

- Yeah, deal with it!

(laughing)

- [Host] Skewerz is free to download

and play on your favorite Apple and Android devices.

Go ahead, play with your food!

Download it now, and give it a stab!

We're also giving away a free Xbox one,

Roblox bundle to the first person to get three stars

on every level of the game!

If you're able to complete this feat,

please email screenshots,

or video capture to aoskewerz@gmail.com,

no cheating or photoshopped images allowed.

So, get to it and start stabbing!