- See, I don't think you do.

I'm sure any of us do, actually.

- Well, I can only speak for myself.

But, I definitely have a butt.

- Nu-uh!

- Ya-huh!

- Nu-uh!

- Ya-huh!

Don't make me prove it to you, Orange.

- Well, I think that's what it's gonna take, Grapefruit.

No if, ands, or buts about it!

(Orange laughs)

- Fine!

Just remember, you asked for this.

This was not my idea.

(record scratching) (eclectic buzz)

- My eyes!

- Pokeball!

I'm sorry, I didn't know you were

- I'm blind!

I can't see.

- Watch out now!

You're about to fall the

- Ah!

- Counter.

- Ah!

(whimsical explosion)

- Suddenly, I feel so much more animated!

(laughs)

- Bummer about Pokeball, but yeah, honestly,

it's nice to have my abs back.

- At least you have abs, since you never had a butt.

- That's it!

We're settling this once and for all,

Kitchenmon style!

- I agree.

We should all this behind us.

- Orange!

I do too have a butt!

- Or so you say, but,

now it's time for my two cents!

Copper Lincoln, I choose you!

- Lets do this y'all!

Yee-haw!

- Oh, smooth moves!

But, rude news for you two dudes.

I choose you, Nude Dude!

- I'm not wearing pants!

And that's not accidental!

- My eyes, y'all!

What I seen, cannot be unseen.

It's 'cause it's unclean!

(cries)

- Hey!

That's no fair using Nude Dude without a censor bar!

- I couldn't agree more.

Nude Dude, use your censor bar!

- This may not be suitable for children,

due to graphic violence!

- Later y'all!

- Yes!

We're winning!

- Can we hug it out?

- No thank you.

Please stay over there.

- (Orange laughs) This battles getting spicy!

How 'bout we up the spice level a little bit more?

I choose you, Wasabi!

- Ah!

(Orange laughs)

- Wassup!

- Wassup!

- Ah!

- Ah!

- Ah!

- Wassah!

- Um, are we still fighting or?

- Wassup!

- Wait, Nude Dude?

You too?

- Sorry, it's just so fun.

- Wassup!

- Ah!

- Wassup!

- Ah!

- And, Nude Dudes done.

Probably not gonna battle with him anytime soon.

- Hey Grapefruit, wassupp!

(fire singes)

- Stop that right now!

You better cut that out,

or my next Kitchenmon will cut it out for you!

Knife, I choose you!

- Slice to meet you!

Mwahahaha!

- Wow!

Edgy pick, Grapefruit!

(Orange laughs)

- Knife, I command you to make quick work of those two.

Chop chop.

- That's what I do best.

Mwahahaha!

- Real quick, before you get to your

point, we just have one question for ya.

- Yeah?

And what's that?

- Wassup! - Wassup!

- Please, that's not gonna work on Knife.

He's far too

- Wassup!

_ Wassup! - Wassup!

- Ah!

- Knife!

Come on!

- Wassup!

- Ah!

- Wassup!

- Stop that right now!

I command you!

- Ah!

(screams)

- Stop it!

(record scratches)

- Geesh, what crawled up his butt?

- Couldn't tell ya.

He doesn't have one.

(Orange laughs)

- Oh, laugh at me will you?

Well, you'll regret that.

I have a whole slew of super powerful Kichenmon,

ready to release at a moments notice!

(screaming)

- Whoa!

- All right, where were we?

(all yelling)

(Kitchenmon Song)

♪I want to be the very best ♪

♪ Like no fruit ever was ♪

♪ My skin makes for delicious zest ♪

♪ And I'll annoy you just because ♪

♪ Kitchenmon! ♪

♪ Gotta catch 'em all! ♪

♪ It's you and me ♪

♪ Together we're spitting seeds! ♪

♪ Kitchenmon! ♪

♪ Oh you're my best friend ♪

♪ In a world we must defend! ♪

♪ Kitchenmon! ♪

♪ Gotta catch 'em all! ♪

♪ A fruit so true! ♪

♪ My teeth are a yellow hue ♪

♪ You fart on me ♪

♪ And I'll fart on you! ♪

♪ Kitchenmon! ♪

♪ Gotta catch 'em all! ♪

♪ Gotta catch 'em all! ♪

(Orange laughs)

(upbeat music)