I'm Orange and way over there is Pear.

- [Pear] That's right.

Today I'm staying at least seven feet away from Orange

at all times because we're social distancing ourselves.

- [Orange] And also because I just made a new mega-zoo.

(kazoo humming) (rumbling)

- [Pear] Oh, yeah there's that too.

- [Orange] Heh heh.

Do we have to do this much longer?

I'm lonely.

- [Pear] Sorry, Orange,

but we're gonna have to do it for a while.

- [Orange] That's okay, I guess.

I have my music to keep me company.

(kazoo humming)

- [Pear] Augh!

So when it comes to social distancing,

step one is to stay home.

The whole idea is to avoid getting other people sick

and you can do that by avoiding other people.

So only leave your house when you absolutely have to.

- [Orange] Hey, wait wait wait.

Are you saying I can't play my mega-zoo concert tonight?

- [Pear] Sorry.

- [Orange] I can't work out

my non-existent biceps at the gym?

- [Pear] You cannot, for multiple reasons,

but think of it this way.

By not getting the flu, you're preventing

other people from getting the flu.

- [Orange] Hmm, helping other people.

Yeah, I guess that's pretty sick. (laughs)

- [Pear] Now, of course there are times

when you do need to leave the house.

Maybe you need to get groceries or walk the dog

or go to the doctor.

In those cases, you should do what we discussed earlier.

- [Orange] Use the cream to get that fungus off your bum?

- [Pear] Aah, I was not referring to that conversation.

- [Orange] Oh, when we talked about that time

you cried at Paul Blart: Mall Cop 2?

- [Pear] Hey, it's an underrated sequel, but no.

What I was actually referring to was the seven foot rule.

If you have to be around other people,

make sure to say seven feet away from them at all times.

- [Orange] Ohh!

- [Pear] That way, you don't accidentally

spread anything to them and they don't accidentally

spread anything to you,

and don't forget to wash your hands.

- [Orange] If you're lucky enough to have them of course.

(laughs)

- [Pear] Um, Orange, how far did I say

we had to stay from one another?

- [Orange] Seven feet.

- [Pear] Correct, so please back away.

- [Orange] No, seven feet!

- [Pear] Huh?

Ah!

(laughing)

- [Orange] Hey, that freak gets a kick out of this.

- [Pear] Would you do something to help?

- [Orange] Sorry, Pear.

I gotta stay away from you, remember?

Otherwise, I toe-tally would. (laughing)

(screaming)

(glass breaking)

Whoa, now that's some social distance. (laughing)

(folksy music)