It's ya boy, Little Apple.

Today me and Grapefruit are doing

the Ghost Pepper Challenge.

You scared, Grapefruit?

- Please, I'm not scared.

I'll have you know,

several of close friends are ghost peppers.

- Hey, I couldn't help but overhear,

you said you have some close friends who are ghost peppers?

- I beg your pardon.

- I'm asking you who?

- Um, Jeff?

- Jeff? Jeff the Ghost Pepper?

- Uh, yeah.

- Hey, Jeff! You know this guy?

- What? I've never seen this guy in my life.

- Uh, I meant the other Jeff.

- Hey, other Jeff, get over here.

- Listen, can we just move on?

- Oh yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

Well, we're not letting you off the hook that easy,

not until we teach you

a little something about ghost peppers.

- Hey, I know plenty about ghost pepp-

- Name three things you know to be true about ghost peppers.

Go!

- Oh, okay, uh, they're super hot.

- One.

- They hurt your mouth when you eat them.

- One and a half.

- They, uh, are quite spicy.

- All right, enough.

You see what's wrong with this picture, Grapefruit?

You're putting all us ghost peppers in a box.

You know, there's more to us than just being hot.

We're as diverse as the rainbow, pal.

I bet you didn't know that Steve, here, is not hot at all.

In fact, he's a world-class mathematician.

- Wow, so what does he taste like?

- He tastes like a calculator.

And Ricky over there, he plays basketball.

- Let me guess, he tastes like a basketball?

- No, he tastes like a normal ghost pepper, dude.

They're not always related like that.

(Grapefruit sighs)

- I see. Guess I got a lot to learn about ghost peppers.

- No kiddin'.

Now then, we doing this challenge or what?

Go ahead, pick your pepper.

- Okay, which one of you is the hottest of all?

- That would be Gary.

- Whassup? Aaaaaah!

- Great, I'll take Gary.

- Confident, I like it.

How about you, Grapefruit?

- Look I don't need to prove my masculinity to anybody.

- Sure you don't.

- Correct, I don't.

- Yeah, okay.

- I don't.

- I know, I'm agreeing with you.

- I am very manly, okay?

Now kindly tell me which ghost pepper is the least spicy.

- Least spicy?

Um, I'm gonna have to say, Dirk, I think.

Yeah, tragically he was, he was born

without any edge to him, whatsoever.

- Hello.

- Now, that's my kind of ghost pepper.

Come on over, Dirk.

- Okay.

- So here's how it's gonna work.

Pretty simple, each of you

takes a bite of your ghost pepper,

first one to reach for this glass of water loses.

Sound good to everybody?

- Yep. - Yep.

- Yeaaaaaaaah.

- Okay, one , two, three, bite!

(upbeat music)

- How you doing, Little Apple?

- Fine, thank you.

- Not too hot for you?

- No, I'm fine.

- 'Cause Dirk is not spicy whatsoever.

No, spice isn't the word I'd use.

He tastes more like, uh, what is that taste?

It's difficult to place?

- Oh, it's probably sewer scum.

- I beg your pardon?

- I'm a plumber.

So that taste is probably sewer scum.

I've been in the sewers all day, as per usual.

- Why did no one mention Dirk was a plumber?

- We figured you knew.

- Yeah, what else would somebody tragically born

without any edge to their personality be?

A skydiver?

(everyone laughs)

- Okay, so I'm gonna drink the water now,

but not because it's too spicy, okay?

I'm still in if I drink the water, right?

- Sorry, Grapefruit, but rules are rules.

- Ahhh, I can't take it!

I'm gonna hurl!

- That would be an instant disqual-

(Grapefruit vomits)

- fication. Little Apple wins!

- [All but Grapefruit] Hooray.

- Whatever, who care.

Let me at that water.

(water splashes)

- Oh, I wouldn't drink that if I were you.

Wow, that's a water sample I brought home from work.

(Grapefruit vomits)

(upbeat music)