It's ya boy, Little Apple.

是你的孩子，小蘋果。

Today me and Grapefruit are doing

今天我和西柚在做

the Ghost Pepper Challenge.

鬼椒挑戰賽。

You scared, Grapefruit?

你害怕嗎，西柚？

- Please, I'm not scared.

- 求你了，我不害怕。

I'll have you know,

我會讓你知道的

several of close friends are ghost peppers.

幾個好友都是鬼椒。

- Hey, I couldn't help but overhear,

- 嘿，我不由自主地聽到了。

you said you have some close friends who are ghost peppers?

你說你有一些好友是鬼椒？

- I beg your pardon.

- 請你原諒我

- I'm asking you who?

- 我問你誰？

- Um, Jeff?

- 一個，傑夫？

- Jeff? Jeff the Ghost Pepper?

- 幽靈椒的傑夫？鬼辣椒傑夫?

- Uh, yeah.

- 嗯，是的。

- Hey, Jeff! You know this guy?

- 嘿，傑夫！你認識這個人嗎？

- What? I've never seen this guy in my life.

- 我從來沒有見過這個人。

- Uh, I meant the other Jeff.

- 呃，我指的是另一個傑夫。

- Hey, other Jeff, get over here.

- 嘿，另一個傑夫，到這裡來。

- Listen, can we just move on?

- 聽著，我們可以繼續前進嗎？

- Oh yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you?

- 哦，是的，你會喜歡的，不是嗎？

Well, we're not letting you off the hook that easy,

好吧，我們不會讓你那麼容易上鉤的。

not until we teach you

除非我們教你

a little something about ghost peppers.

關於鬼椒的一點事情。

- Hey, I know plenty about ghost pepp-

- 嘿，我知道很多關於鬼皮...

- Name three things you know to be true about ghost peppers.

- 說出你所知道的關於鬼椒的三件事。

Go!

走！

- Oh, okay, uh, they're super hot.

- 哦，好吧，呃，他們是超級熱。

- One.

- 一。

- They hurt your mouth when you eat them.

- 吃了會傷嘴。

- One and a half.

- 一個半。

- They, uh, are quite spicy.

- 他們，呃，很辣。

- All right, enough.

- 好了，夠了。

You see what's wrong with this picture, Grapefruit?

你看這張圖有什麼問題嗎，西柚？

You're putting all us ghost peppers in a box.

你把我們所有的鬼椒都放在一個盒子裡。

You know, there's more to us than just being hot.

你知道嗎，我們不僅僅是性感，還有更多的東西。

We're as diverse as the rainbow, pal.

我們就像彩虹一樣多樣化，夥計。

I bet you didn't know that Steve, here, is not hot at all.

我打賭你一定不知道，這裡的史蒂夫，一點也不熱。

In fact, he's a world-class mathematician.

事實上，他是一個世界級的數學家。

- Wow, so what does he taste like?

- 哇，那他是什麼味道？

- He tastes like a calculator.

- 他的味道像個計算器。

And Ricky over there, he plays basketball.

而瑞奇在那邊，他打籃球。

- Let me guess, he tastes like a basketball?

- 讓我猜猜，他的味道像個籃球？

- No, he tastes like a normal ghost pepper, dude.

- 不，他的味道就像一個普通的鬼椒，夥計。

They're not always related like that.

他們並不總是這樣的關係。

(Grapefruit sighs)

(柚子嘆氣)

- I see. Guess I got a lot to learn about ghost peppers.

- 我明白了看來我對鬼椒的瞭解還真不少。

- No kiddin'.

- 不開玩笑。

Now then, we doing this challenge or what?

那麼，現在，我們做這個挑戰還是什麼？

Go ahead, pick your pepper.

去吧，挑你的辣椒。

- Okay, which one of you is the hottest of all?

- 好吧，你們誰是最火的？

- That would be Gary.

- 那就是加里。

- Whassup? Aaaaaah!

- 怎麼了？Aaaaaaaaaah！

- Great, I'll take Gary.

- 太好了，我要加里。

- Confident, I like it.

- 自信，我喜歡。

How about you, Grapefruit?

你呢，西柚？

- Look I don't need to prove my masculinity to anybody.

- 聽著，我不需要向任何人證明我的陽剛之氣。

- Sure you don't.

- 你當然不知道

- Correct, I don't.

- 正確，我沒有。

- Yeah, okay.

- 是啊，好吧。

- I don't.

- 我不知道

- I know, I'm agreeing with you.

- 我知道，我同意你的觀點。

- I am very manly, okay?

- 我很有男子漢氣概，好嗎？

Now kindly tell me which ghost pepper is the least spicy.

現在好心告訴我，哪個鬼椒最不辣。

- Least spicy?

- 最不辣？

Um, I'm gonna have to say, Dirk, I think.

嗯，我得說，德克，我想。

Yeah, tragically he was, he was born

是的，不幸的是，他是，他出生了。

without any edge to him, whatsoever.

沒有任何優勢的他，什麼都沒有。

- Hello.

- 你好啊

- Now, that's my kind of ghost pepper.

- 現在，這就是我喜歡的鬼椒。

Come on over, Dirk.

來吧，德克。

- Okay.

- 好吧，我知道了

- So here's how it's gonna work.

- 所以，這就是它的工作原理。

Pretty simple, each of you

很簡單，你們每個人

takes a bite of your ghost pepper,

咬了一口你的鬼椒。

first one to reach for this glass of water loses.

第一個拿這杯水的人就輸了。

Sound good to everybody?

大家覺得好聽嗎？

- Yep. - Yep.

- 是的。- 是的。

- Yeaaaaaaaah.

- 是啊啊啊啊啊啊。

- Okay, one , two, three, bite!

- 好，一、二、三，咬！

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)

- How you doing, Little Apple?

- 你怎麼樣，小蘋果？

- Fine, thank you.

- 好吧，謝謝你。

- Not too hot for you?

- 你不覺得太熱嗎？

- No, I'm fine.

- 不，我很好。

- 'Cause Dirk is not spicy whatsoever.

- 因為德克根本不辣。

No, spice isn't the word I'd use.

不，我不會用香料這個詞。

He tastes more like, uh, what is that taste?

他的味道更像是，呃，那是什麼味道？

It's difficult to place?

很難安置？

- Oh, it's probably sewer scum.

- 哦，這可能是下水道的渣滓。

- I beg your pardon?

- 你說什麼？

- I'm a plumber.

- 我是個水管工

So that taste is probably sewer scum.

所以這種味道可能是下水道的渣滓。

I've been in the sewers all day, as per usual.

我和往常一樣，整天都在下水道里。

- Why did no one mention Dirk was a plumber?

- 為什麼沒有人提到德克是個水管工？

- We figured you knew.

- 我們認為你知道。

- Yeah, what else would somebody tragically born

- 是啊，還有什麼會有人悲慘的出生

without any edge to their personality be?

沒有任何優勢的個性是什麼？

A skydiver?

跳傘者？

(everyone laughs)

（大家笑）

- Okay, so I'm gonna drink the water now,

- 好吧，所以我現在要喝水。

but not because it's too spicy, okay?

但不是因為它太辣，好嗎？

I'm still in if I drink the water, right?

我喝了水還能參加吧？

- Sorry, Grapefruit, but rules are rules.

- 對不起，西柚，但規則就是規則。

- Ahhh, I can't take it!

- 啊，我受不了了!

I'm gonna hurl!

我要扔了！

- That would be an instant disqual-

- 這將是一個立即取消資格 -

(Grapefruit vomits)

（柚子嘔吐）

- fication. Little Apple wins!

- fication.小蘋果贏了!

- [All but Grapefruit] Hooray.

- [除了葡萄柚] 萬歲。

- Whatever, who care.

- 管他呢，誰在乎。

Let me at that water.

讓我在水。

(water splashes)

（水花）

- Oh, I wouldn't drink that if I were you.

- 哦，如果我是你就不會喝了。

Wow, that's a water sample I brought home from work.

哇，這是我下班帶回來的水樣。

(Grapefruit vomits)

（柚子嘔吐）

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)