500 million dollar weather satellite

5億美元的氣象衛星

and it can't even get the weather right, what a load of shit.

它甚至不能得到正確的天氣， 什麼是負載的狗屎。

Good morning everyone, welcome back to the Abroad In Japan

大家早上好，歡迎回到《日本留學》。

journey across Japan... Lots of words with 'Japan' in it....

日本之旅...有很多帶 "日本 "字樣的詞......。

cycle across Japan. Good to see you, I'm sorry I haven't had a shower yet so my face is very

騎車穿越日本。很高興見到你，對不起，我還沒有洗澡，所以我的臉非常的。

horrible and not good to look at, so sorry about that

太可怕了，不好看，所以很抱歉。

Chris just went down into the hot spring, for his morning *chuckle* his morning

克里斯剛下到溫泉裡，去享受他的早晨 他的早晨

relaxation bath

休閒浴

turns out a special guest has arrived

竟然來了貴客

I wonder who it could possibly be?

我想知道可能是誰？

I don't believe it!

我不相信！

laugh *Yeah, morning!*

是啊，早上！

Good morning! What happened yesterday??

早安！昨天發生了什麼？

*I had a boiler, in salon...*

*我有一個鍋爐，在沙龍... ...

The boiler genuinely exploded *Yeah*

鍋爐真的爆炸了嗎？

Oh no! How are your legs today?

哦，不，你今天的腿怎麼樣？

You're wearing cycling! He's wearing cycling pants again

你穿的是騎行服！他又穿上自行車褲了

But today Natsuki is just here to wave us off but I'm glad

但今天夏樹只是來給我們送行的，但我很高興。

he came all the way here just to say goodbye, it's a nice gesture.

他大老遠跑來這裡只是為了告別，這是一個很好的姿態。

Every time I walk away from Natsuki and come back to him, he's wearing

每次我從夏樹身邊走過 再回到他身邊的時候，他就穿著

...he's wearing something different, what's this?

...他穿的東西不一樣，這是什麼？

*It's Yamagata idol....yeah*

*是山形的偶像... 是啊...

Okay, so the food of Yamagata

好吧，山形的食物

basically is cherries so Natsuki has

基本上是櫻桃所以夏樹有

*cherries!*

** Scherries! **

got some sort of cherry....helmet *ooohhhhhh*

有某種櫻桃... ...的頭盔

It's too early in the morning for this. *It's safety!*

現在還太早，不適合做這個。*這是安全問題！

*cherry Chris!!*

*cherry Chris！*

What's...what....what are you???

什麼......什麼......你是什麼人?

*maniacal laughter* Ohhhh

*瘋子的笑聲 哦

Oh....

哦...

Oh... *nice helmet* Oh dear

哦，漂亮的頭盔，天啊

*yes*

* 是*

*laughs*

*大笑*

So apparently I've got to wear this all the way to Nigata

所以顯然我得戴著這個去尼格塔了

only thing is, I don't know if it fits over the helmet

唯一的問題是，我不知道它是否適合在頭盔上。

so that might be a rather dangerous health hazard, I don't want to fall off the bike and then

所以，這可能是一個相當危險的健康危害， 我不想掉下來的自行車，然後。

not survive because I was wearing a stupid cherry hat.

因為我戴著一頂愚蠢的櫻桃帽，所以無法生存。

Anyway look at this over here, it's time to introduce the thing

總之看看這邊，是時候介紹一下這個東西了。

that's going to make this whole cycle all the more interesting

這將使整個週期更加有趣。

so this is Anpanman, he's a very famous Japanese cartoon character

這就是安板人，他是日本非常著名的卡通人物。

and he is wearing the 'builders' cycle helmet from yesterday

他戴著昨天的 "建築商 "自行車頭盔。

it looks like a construction worker helmet. But this is a capsule toy machine

它看起來像一個建築工人的安全帽。但這是一個膠囊玩具機

containing *twists dial on toy*

包含*扭動玩具上的錶盤*

capsules

蒴果

but there's no toys. Every single day of the trip what we're going to have in here

但沒有玩具。每一天的旅行，我們將有什麼在這裡。

are challenges sent in by you guys

是你們送來的挑戰

that I will undertake, maybe it's a food you want me to try,

我將承擔，也許是你想讓我嘗試的食物。

a place you want me to go or a person you want me to meet -

一個你想讓我去的地方或一個你想讓我見的人 --

whatever your challenge is you can write it down on the Tokyo Creative website, I've put a link

無論你的挑戰是什麼，你都可以把它寫在東京創意的網站上，我已經放了一個鏈接。

in the description box below, write it there

在下面的描述框裡寫上

every single day of the trip, my team, who are travelling with me

在旅途中的每一天，我的團隊，和我一起旅行的人。

will pick out five or six of the craziest, wackiest ones

會挑出五六個最瘋狂、最古怪的人。

put them in this machine, and then at the start of every single day

把它們放進這臺機器裡，然後在每一天開始的時候。

I'll pull out a challenge and undertake it, hopefully something good

我將拿出一個挑戰，並承擔它，希望有好的東西。

and hopefully it's not something that involves a 'cherry hat'.

希望這不是什麼涉及 "櫻桃帽 "的事情。

Whatever it is guys, send it in and hopefully it can be your toy

不管是什麼人，把它送來，希望它能成為你的玩具。

coming out of...er...coming out of Anpanman's

從......呃......從安板門出來了

.......coming out of his crotch

................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................

What a visual, who thought that was a good idea??

好一個視覺效果，誰認為這是個好主意？

How distasteful.

多麼令人厭惡。

Is it actually fitting on? It's just coming off though.

真的裝上去了嗎？不過是剛脫下來的。

He really, really wants me to wear this, this cherry

他真的，真的想讓我穿這個，這個櫻桃色的。

this cherry hat over my helmet, and to do that

在我的頭盔上戴上這頂櫻桃帽，為了做到這一點

he's started cutting it up

他開始切割它

what? this is mental, f**cking hell *KILLING!*

什麼 這是精神，他媽的地獄 殺人！

Oh my god

我的天啊

*Natsuki struggles*

*{fnTahomafs10bord0shad01cH00FFFF}Natsuki struggles

he's taking all the stress out from the exploded boiler

他把所有的壓力都從爆炸的鍋爐上卸下來了。

on the cherry hat, Natsuki by the end of this, there's going to be nothing left

戴上櫻花帽，夏樹到最後就什麼都不剩了。

this is mental

這是精神

Natsuki have you got another challenge? I don't...I think this challenge is er...

夏樹，你還有別的挑戰嗎？沒有......我想這個挑戰是....

has been shredded, quite literally *postcard!*

已經被撕碎了，相當字面上的*明信片！*。

postcard? Now that's a challenge I can get behind

明信片？現在，這是一個挑戰，我可以得到的背後。

alright, and you can have that back *eh*

好吧，你可以有，回來了 嗯

Thanks mate

謝謝你，夥計

*laughs*

*laughs*

Well Natsuki, it's been great to see you

夏樹，很高興見到你。

and have you join us on this part of the journey

並讓你和我們一起踏上這段旅程。

*take care* thanks Natsuki

*保重，謝謝你，夏樹

*rings bell* Bye Natsuki!

*再見，夏樹

*bye!* *Go Go Chris!......Go Chris*

*加油，克里斯！......加油，克里斯！......加油，克里斯

Laughs

笑聲

and away we go...again

我們走了......又來了

50km to go

還有50公里

The stretch of the route we're going down today is very, very remote

我們今天要走的那段路非常非常偏僻。

I don't even think there's even any convenience stores

我想連便利店都沒有了

I feel a little bit emotional, saying goodbye to Natsuki

和夏樹的告別，我有點感慨。

it feels like now the cycle, kind of

感覺就像現在的循環，有點

really begins.

真正開始。

*heavy rainfall*

* 暴雨*

It is absolutely tipping it down, thank God I found this little bus shelter

這絕對是傾覆性的，幸好我找到了這個小公車棚。

it's like fucking Noah's Ark out there, I would have been swept away in a flood

就像他媽的諾亞方舟在那裡，我會被洪水沖走的。

I do have a giant raincoat I could have pulled over myself, but this is the kind of

我確實有一件巨大的雨衣，我可以自己拉過來，但這是那種。

rain that hits the road and bounces straight back off, so

雨點打在路上，直接彈回去，所以

I thought I'd just wait it out, sit here and err...

我想我就在這裡等著，坐在這裡，呃... ...

just relax all by myself in the absolute

只是放鬆所有自己在絕對

middle of nowhere.

荒郊野外。

If you're wondering where my team are? The three guys who are travelling with me

如果你想知道我的團隊在哪裡？跟我一起去的那三個人

basically for the whole trip, they go 20-25km ahead of me

基本上整個行程中，他們都是走在我前面20-25公里。

and we sort-of meet at 20km intervals

我們每隔20公里就會碰面一次。

and they do that to check that

他們這樣做是為了檢查

...that I'm not dead, so when I turn up and meet them

...我還沒死，所以當我出現並見到他們的時候

puffing, panting, exhausted

氣喘吁吁

they can see that I'm still alive and they can kind of feel a sense of relief before they go ahead

他們可以看到我還活著 他們可以感覺到一種解脫感 之前，他們去了

to the next place. There are gonna be people

到下一個地方。會有很多人

dropping in along the trip, along different parts of it

沿著行程，沿著不同的部分下降

we do have a guy, who is coming two or three days later, in Niigata

我們有一個人，他兩三天後會來新潟。

he's a guy, he's a vlogger and er, he's quite well known

他是一個人，他是一個Vlogger和呃，他是相當有名的。

if you know your YouTubers you can probably guess who he is!

如果你瞭解你的YouTubers，你可能會猜到他是誰!

let's see if you can guess in the comments, but um, for now

讓我們看看，如果你能猜到在評論中，但嗯，現在的評論

I guess I'm going to have to wait this out a little longer and if it doesn't

我想我得再等一等了，如果它不

stop then....I'm just going to have to put my coat on

那就別說了......我得把外套穿上了。

and take my chances to be honest

碰碰運氣

something I'm not really looking forward to.

我不是很期待的東西。

I must admit, as of now...

我必須承認，到目前為止... ...

cycling in the rain might be one of my new least favourite things

在雨中騎車可能是我最不喜歡的新事物之一。

it's going in my eyes and face

淚流滿面

the water is just spraying off the tyres up my back

水從輪胎上噴到我的後背了

the weather forecast promised us sunshine, what an absolute lie that was

天氣預報說會有陽光，這絕對是個謊言。

500 million dollar weather satellite and it can't

價值5億的氣象衛星，卻無法實現。

even get the weather right, what a load of shit

連天氣都搞得很好，真是一塌糊塗。

some of the worst rain I've encountered in years

多年難遇的大雨

cycling in the rain makes me wonder why I'm doing all this

在雨中騎車，讓我不知道為什麼我做了這一切

when I could just be sitting at home, on my sofa, enjoying biscuits.....you know

當我可以坐在家裡的沙發上，享受餅乾的時候......你知道嗎？

So, we've done 31km now guys, we've got 22 left to go

所以，我們已經完成了31公里，夥計們，我們還有22公里要走

If I was clever, the one sponsorship deal that I should have got

如果我聰明的話，我應該得到的一個贊助合同是：

is this...this is energy jelly, you get it in

這是... ...這是能量果凍，你得到它，在

any convenience store across Japan

全國各地的便利店

this is SUPER PROTEIN

這是超級蛋白質

it's not just protein it's 'super protein'.

這不僅僅是蛋白質，而是 "超級蛋白質"。

Honestly though I may have been whinging earlier about the weather

老實說，雖然我剛才可能是在抱怨天氣的問題。

I couldn't be happier right now, this is absolutely stunning

我現在真是太高興了，這絕對是令人驚歎的。

sitting here...

坐在這裡...

with the sea air blowing in my face, my

海風吹拂著我的臉龐，我的。

...banana yoghurt super protein jelly pack

...香蕉酸奶超級蛋白質果凍包。

This is it!...This is what cycling's all about, this is what I pictured

這就是了！......這就是騎車的意義，這就是我想象中的樣子。

the whole thing being like really, so I'm really glad the dream has turned into reality

整個事情是像真的，所以我真的很高興 夢想已經變成了現實。

There were many reasons I wanted to go on this trip, like 'get fit'

我想去旅行的原因有很多，比如 "健身"。

'learn how to produce daily videos', which is something I've never done

'學習如何製作日常視頻'，這是我從未做過的事情。

and push myself in a way that I never have

逼迫自己去做我從未做過的事。

you know, I never thought I'd be able to do 50km of cycling in a day

你知道嗎，我從來沒有想過我能在一天內騎50公里的自行車。

but above all it was just about, rediscovering travel

但最重要的是，它只是關於，重新發現旅遊。

I...I started hating travelling places

我... 我開始討厭旅遊的地方了

I think it's because whenever I make a video I'm usually traveling there to make a video

我想這是因為每次我做視頻的時候，我通常都會去那裡做一個視頻

Whereas in this case..

而在這種情況下...

there is no plan and we're just going along to places

無計可施，隨波逐流

and filming things along the way, I mean, when we looked up this

和拍攝的東西在路上， 我的意思是，當我們看了這個

region on a map, there is not a single thing on it

區位圖

not a single attraction or thing there

一無所有

and yet...we come across a place like this, you turn the corner

但是... 我們遇到這樣的地方，你就會轉過去

you go around the cliff and you come to somewhere like this

你繞過懸崖，你來到這樣的地方。

which is far more beautiful and profound

高深莫測

than most attractions that I've seen in Japan anyway, so

反正比我在日本看到的大多數景點都要好，所以。

for me, this romantic cove with the sea air blowing in

對我來說，這個浪漫的海灣，吹著海風。

and the super protein jelly in hand, this

手裡拿著超級蛋白質果凍，這個。

personifies what the cycle is all about for me and why I decided to do it in the first place

體現了這個週期對我的意義，也是我當初決定做這個週期的原因。

I do feel like there's a bit of an 'us and them' mentality emerging

我確實覺得有一點 "我們和他們 "的心態出現了。

between my team and I

我和我的團隊之間

Look at them! In their cosy, comfortable 'automobile' with their

看看他們!在他們舒適的 "汽車 "裡，有他們的...

convenient seats and rainproof design!

方便的座椅和防雨設計!

b*stards

笨蛋

Although to be fair, despite the bad weather, I actually beat them here!

雖然公平地說，儘管天氣不好，但我居然在這裡打敗了他們!

because they'd been sitting in the car all day on their macbook pros

因為他們已經坐在車裡一整天了 在他們的macbook pro上。

plugged into the battery, they drained the car battery

插上電瓶後，他們把汽車電瓶的電耗光了。

and they needed somebody to come and stop and jumpstart their car so I actually beat them here, surprisingly

他們需要有人來 停下來，並啟動他們的車 所以我居然在這裡打敗了他們，令人驚訝的是

Yay, we made it Nigata...

是啊，我們做到了Nigata... ...

...and the first thing we've got is roadworks, brilliant

...我們首先要做的是道路工程，很好。

*laughs*

*laughs*

I don't think they've got enough people working on that road

我不認為他們有足夠的人在那條路上工作。

It's 5:15 and we're coming up

現在是5點15分，我們就要到了。

to Murakami station, I don't believe it

到村上站，我不相信。

but I've actually done it

但我已經做到了

somehow!

莫名其妙

I don't believe it

我不相信

we did it, finally made it somewhere before sunset

我們做到了，終於在日落前到達某處

because I didn't wear Natsuki's ridiculous cherry hat thing

因為我沒有戴上夏樹那頂可笑的櫻花帽。

I promised him that I would take him a photo, give him a postcard instead

我答應過他要給他拍張照片，給他一張明信片代替

so I've got to complete that challenge before I can truly relax

所以我必須完成這個挑戰，才能真正放鬆下來

*exhales* Chris help me out here, I've got no idea

*克里斯幫助我在這裡，我不知道。

*what if you just...what about the station?*

*如果你只是... 車站怎麼辦？

Anpanman?

安潘曼？

*oh yeah*

*哦，是的

That'll do

這樣就可以了

*wow!*

*哇！*

*Arigato! Nice picture!*

*Arigato！照片不錯！

My legs are, really a little bit achey, I'm going to give it a 6 out of 10

我的腿，真的有點痠痛，我給它打6分吧

on the...'aching scale'

疼痛感

Though I do feel pretty pumped up, I dunno, even though it's about 1am at the moment

雖然我確實覺得很興奮，但我不知道，雖然此刻是凌晨1點左右。

because I've been editing, I still feel kind of awake and alive

因為我一直在編輯，我仍然感覺到一種清醒和活力

and energetic, and I think it must be something to do with endorphins

和精力充沛，我想這一定是與內啡肽有關的東西

I dunno, I really need to look up what endorphins are

我不知道，我真的需要看看什麼是內啡肽。

I always quote endorphins, everybody does

我總是引用內啡肽，每個人都這樣做

but I feel like...I haven't a clue what they are

但我覺得... ...我不知道他們是什麼人

so I should probably read about that

所以我應該讀一讀

Tomorrow we reach Niigata city

明天我們將到達新潟市

and in Niigata I get a day off, we're gonna just explore the city and walk around

到了新潟，我就可以休息一天了，我們就在市裡逛逛，走走。

the day after tomorrow, so I can kind of relax a little bit

後天，這樣我就可以放鬆一點了

and hopefully my legs can recover.

希望我的腿可以恢復。

That's all for now though guys, I'm about to roll over

暫時就這樣了，夥計們，我就要翻身了。

and get some much needed sleep.

並得到一些急需的睡眠。

No matter where you might be out there in the big wide world, thanks for watching and hopefully...

不管你在哪裡，你可能在那裡 在廣闊的世界， 感謝觀看，並希望...

...hopefully I'll see you tomorrow, have a good one.

......希望明天能見到你，祝你愉快。

I must admit, it's not every day a stranger pulls you over

我必須承認，不是每天都有陌生人把你拉過來的。

at the side of the road to give you...

在路邊給你... ...

a PACKET OF CUSTARD CREAM BISCUITS!

一包奶油餅乾!