Let's do it!

來吧！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Boy, it was lucky the sidewalk broke our fall.

天啊，幸好人行道把我們摔壞了。

But we lost Plankton!

但我們失去了浮游生物！

To the spy mobile!

敬間諜手機！

Hm... mines, oil slick, smoke screen, shield.

嗯... 地雷，浮油，煙幕，防護罩。

Self-destruct!

自毀！

[beeping]

[嗶嗶聲]

[laughing]

[笑]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Destroy my lab, will ya Krabs?

毀掉我的實驗室吧，德國佬？

Well, if it's war you want, it's war you'll get!

好吧，如果你想要的是戰爭，那麼你就會得到戰爭！

Is it dark?

天黑嗎？

Or have I put off my cataract surgery too long?

還是我的白內障手術拖得太久了？

No, Mr. Krabs. It's that time of the month.

不，蟹老闆現在是這個月的那個時候

Merciful Neptune! Man your battle stations!

仁慈的海王星！執掌你們的戰位！

I'm on it!

我正在做！

[alarm sounding]

[警報聲]

[toilet flushing]

[沖廁所]

Bring it on, Plankton!

來吧，痞子！

Oh, I will!

哦，我會的！

We'll see if you have a customer left after I pump up the volume!

等我加大音量後，看你還有沒有顧客了!

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

Oh, brother. I hated the real version of this song.

哦，兄弟，我討厭這首歌的真實版本。我討厭這首歌的真實版本。

[grumbling]

[抱怨聲]

He's driving me customers away!

他把我的客戶都趕走了！

Alright Plankton, you want my customers so badly? You can have 'em!

好吧，痞子，你這麼想要我的客戶？你可以擁有他們！

Do your worst, Krabs!

做你最壞的打算，德國佬！

I hate my job.

我討厭我的工作。

It's up to you and me, buddy!

這取決於你和我，夥計！

Abandon ship!

棄船！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Pointy-headed projectile on the port side!

尖頭彈在左舷!

[chuckling]

[笑著說]

[gasping]

[喘氣]

I win! I always win!

我贏了！我總是贏！

[cheering]

[歡呼聲]

Again! Again!

再來！再來！

You fool! This was over before it started!

你這個笨蛋！這事還沒開始就已經結束了！

I will now consider your unconditional surren... der.

我現在要考慮你的無條件投降... 德。

[laughing]

[笑]

So that's how he wants it to go down.

所以，這就是他想要的結果。

[laughing]

[笑]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Huh?

咦？

[thudding]

[砰砰]

Ha, you missed me!

哈，你想我了！

[choking]

[窒息]

[screaming]

[尖叫]

[choking]

[窒息]

[choking]

[窒息]

[gargling]

[漱口]

Score one for the boys back home!

為家鄉的孩子們爭取到一個機會！

Victory screech!

勝利的尖叫聲！

[screeching]

[尖叫]

Morons.

白痴

OK, fine! You want a fort?

好吧，好吧！你想要一個堡壘？

There, there's your fort!

在那裡，這是你的堡壘！

- Now-- - That fort's too small, Squidward.

- 那座堡壘太小了，章魚哥

It's OK, Patrick, it's just a demonstration.

沒事的，帕特里克，這只是個示範。

- Now-- - He's right, Squidward.

- 他是對的，章魚哥！

That thing would never protect you, it's downright puny.

那東西絕對不會保護你，簡直是小兒科。

Trust me, it's fine!

相信我，沒事的！

[crashing]

[崩潰]

See, it is too small!

你看，它太小了!

Not if I crouch down!

如果我蹲下就不會！

I mean, you didn't even give me a chance to crouch down!

我的意思是，你甚至沒有給我一個機會蹲下！

See? Down here I am perfectly--

看到了嗎？在這裡我完全...

Exposed.

暴露了。

Would you two please just--

你們兩個能不能...

Stop throwing--

別扔...

Snowballs!

雪球！

[sizzling]

[炙熱的]

Squidward returned fire!

章魚哥還擊！

Then it's war!

那就開戰吧！

No, no, wait, wait, wait, I was just giving a demonstration!

不，不，等等，等等，等等，我只是在做個示範!

[grunting]

[咕嚕聲]

Alright, that's it, you guys asked for it!

好了，就這樣吧，你們自找的!

[groaning]

[呻吟]

I got him, I got him!

我抓住他了，我抓住他了！

[laughing]

[笑]

In your face, SpongeBob!

在你面前，海綿寶寶！

[laughing]

[笑]

That was actually kind of... exciting!

這其實是一種... 刺激！

Why... I've never felt so alive!

為什麼...我從來沒有感覺到如此活著！

He got you good, SpongeBob!

他讓你很爽，海綿寶寶！

Take cover!

掩護！

Take this! I got you!

拿著這個！我抓住你了！

[laughing maniacally]

[狂笑]

Oh, take that!

哦，拿著這個！

Whoa, I got ya that time!

哇，我得到了你的那一次！

Oh, yeah!

哦，是的！

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Incoming!

來了！

Hey, SpongeBob?

嘿，海綿寶寶？

Yes, Patrick?

什麼事，帕特里克？

I think Squidward's taking this really seriously.

我覺得章魚哥對這件事很認真。

That last one had his clarinet in it.

最後一個有他的單簧管在裡面。

- Hmm, looks like it's time for plan B! - Take that!

- 嗯，看來是時候實施B計劃了!- 接招吧！

[laughing maniacally]

[狂笑]

I guess that oughta do it.

我想這樣應該可以了

[laughing maniacally]

[狂笑]

Fort Squidward is now all but impenetrable!

章魚哥要塞現在已經是堅不可摧了！

[laughing maniacally]

[狂笑]