It's likehaving a singlemassivebonestuckthroughyourbody.
Eitheryougotitoryoudon't.
Yo, I feelyeah.
Isthat a bone?
Becauseitlooksmorelike a novelty.
HadSorry, T bone.
I know.
I can't foolyou.
It's allright.
I amthecoolestcutofbeefinthebutcher's case.
Oh, God.
Sometimeshortfalls.
Issirloinreally a night?
False.
DoesChuckstandforCharles?
Anddoeshelikebeinggroundfalseandprobablytrue?
What's inthesausages?
youdonotwanttoknow, we'llcomebacktothat.
Let's moveontothedownsideofbeingcool.
I foundthattherearenone.
And, youknow, it's prettycoolbeingcool.
Exceptforthestockers.
Yeah, I knowwhatyoumean.
Getoutofhere, Celery.
HerbyGertHetalkedtome.
Thatain't nothing.
Yououghttosee.
Thesauceistryingtogetwithme.
Callmeyourhunk.
Don't listentohim.
Youandmebegreattogether.
Faceit.
Youneed a marinade.
Lookat a manjustposingtobechosen.
Don't listentohim, T bone.
They'rejusttryingtofindyoursaucespoton t bone.
Don't playthat.
I mean, comeon, y'all.
It's notlike I'm even e didn't evengetthechancetowarnhiminandultimatelyconfusingmanner.
What?
Hahahahaha!
Wow, Thatisthelongestscream I'veeverheard.
Tailbone, you'realive.
Butareyoustillcool?
Oh, yeah.
T boneonlygetservedoneway.
M e D.
I, umrare.
Allright.
Allright.
T bone.
You'renotmediumrare.
You'reone.
In a milliontimeslikethese I realizedhecanalsostandfortender, butthey'regonnacutyouupnoworwhat?
No.
Youwannawait?
Justlikefiveminutesforthejuicestosettle.
Whobeenthere, buddy?
Sowhatyouwannadowithlastfewmomentsofyourlife?
I don't know.
Maybeseeingthe t Bonesong.
Yeah, well, he's goodin a fight, andhegrillsupreallynice.
He's t bone t boesolong t bone.
I'm sorryyouhadtogo, but I'm gladwegottomeet I e o perhapsholdout.
Thisporkfallsoffthecounter.
Oh, man, youjustgetitrightthrough.
Getinhere.
YougottasaythatweperfectforshopledgesOverhere.
Heregoesnothing.
Oh, myGod.
Hedidit.
What a legend.
Tasteful.
It's a wonderthatnoonehasyeteatenhim.
Hey, whoareyou?
I, mydearfoodfellowonthe $200 porkchopgrassfedsearedtoperfection, bathedin a WorcestershiresaucebasedmarinadewhosesecretrecipeiskeptinanImpenetrablefault.
Well, it's nicetomeetyou.
Getitbecausehe's meat.
Ah, pans.
I wouldhaveexpected, noless.
Now, ifyouwould I'm attemptingtoseekoutoneknifeso I mightbeslicedandconsumed.