We are so, uh, grateful for all the help you have given my, uh, Peik Lin back in her uni days.

I mean, without you, uh, she would be a hot mess.

Oh, my God, no. Actually, if it wasn't for her, I'd be a big mess; she was a huge help to me in college.

It's nice to meet you, Mr. Goh.

Nice to meet you, too, uh, Chu.

Coo-coo, coo-chu, you, poo-poo?

I'm just kiddin'. I'm, uh, I don't have an accent.

I'm just messin' with ya.

No, no, I... I studied in the states, too.

Yeah, Cal State Fullerton.

Yeah, I majored in Thought.

Don't stand on ceremony, Rachel; this is simple food lah.

Ah! Cha-cha-cha. Don't be shy.

- Oh. Thank you. - You're not a model.

- I'm definitely not. - No, you're not. Not at all. Far from it.

I know.

Make sure you eat it all.

'Cause I'm watching you.

- Okay. Thank you. - Okay. Yeah.

- A-pa, can we go on trampoline? - ... go trampoline?

Ay, you haven't finished your nuggets yet, sweetie.

Okay, there's a lot of children starving in America, right?

I mean, take a look at her; she's American, huh?

Really skinny; you wanna look like that?

- No. - No.

Then eat your nuggets!

So, Rachel, what do you do in America?

Um... I'm an Economics professor.

Oh, very impressive.

Econ professor, eh?

Wow, you must be very smart. Good for you.

Let me get this straight.

You both went to the same school, yet someone came back with a degree that's useful.

And the other one came back as Asian Ellen.

Psst. P.T.

Look at her; she's a hotty.

This is the kind of girl you should date; smart, beautiful, not those, like, K-Pop skanks with, like, no brain, big eyes, and small backsides.

She has an amazing backside.

This is gold standard.

Don't be shy; just talk to her.

I love you.

Okay, no, just uh...

Pa, she's here with her boyfriend.

I don't see no ring on her finger.

Oh, well, my boyfriend's actually from Singapore, and that's why we're here.

We're here to go to his best friend's wedding, where he's gonna be the best man.

What's his name?

This is a very small island; maybe we know his family.

His name is Nick Young.

The Nick you are dating is Nick Young?

His best friend...

You are invited to Colin Khoo's wedding ah?

Yeah, you guys know them or something?

Hells yeah.

The Khoos, the Youngs, I mean, who doesn't know who they are?

They're just the biggest developers in all of Singapore, and Malaysia, Thailand, Brunei, New Mexico...

She gets it.

Colin and Araminta's wedding is, like, Singapore's event of the century.

The Youngs are, like, royalty.

Did you not know? Does she not know?

Why you never say before.

Tell, tell, what are they like?

I don't really know what they're ⏤ I... I mean, I haven't met them yet.

I'm gonna meet them tonight; I'm going to Nick's grandma's house.

You're going to Nick's grandma's house wearing this?

Wearing that?

No way, no way.

I thought red was a lucky color, right?

Yeah, if you're an envelope.

Zing! Nailed it!

Zing, zing!