Simon: That pizza video that we did- we were really expecting to have something gross- for once, in Japan.

Simon: But we were sorely mistaken because that pizza was delicious. Today, though-

Simon: We are going to have something that we know is going to be absolutely vile and that is Japan's obsession with flavored water

Simon: So what's gonna happen is Dan is going to pour flavored water into our glasses,

Simon: We're going to taste it, write down what we think it is on here-whoever gets it right, gets a point

Simon: Whoever has the least amount of points faces a terrible Frankenstein punishment at the end

Martina: As we drink the flavored water we will be pouring the remains into this bottle and it will slowly create a concoction of disgusting flavors or maybe really good (flavors)!

Martina: It will like- It'll neutralize and taste like water Simon: Who knows?

Simon: Exactly, it'll just taste like water

Martina: So someone will have to chug a bottle of Frankenstein water

Martina: I hope it's not me. The power of Big Bang is with me!

Simon: I am so excited to try (Martina: I call upon you, Spudgy!) something gross for once! (Be there for me, boy!)

Martina: *imitating Spudgy* I love my mom!

Simon: Are you ready?

Simon: Dan, let's start round one!

*Martina imitating Spudgy*: Hello, my name is Spudgy!

*Martina imitating Meemers*: And I'm the Meemers!

*Martina imitating Spudgy*: And we will be your hosts for today's bizzare show, (both Spudgy&Meemers)"Water You Drinking?!"

Martina: Hm, looks like water. No- don't smell it!

Simon: Okay

Martina: Now we just need to reach for it right now- Simon: Just reach for it and don't smell, okay.

Martina: Reach for it, and take it down. Ready? Simon: Round one.

Martina: Aaand, go.

Martina: Come on

Martina: Oh- okay. Simon: Oh, oh oh. Martina: Alright.

Dan: three..

Dan: Two...

Dan: One!

Martina: Simon? Simon: Yeah.

Dan: And, reveal!

Dan: The answer was:

Dan: Strawberry!

Simon: Yeah, what did you get? Martina: What?

Simon: YEAH! Ha ha ha ha ha!

Martina: Shh, there are CHILDREN

Simon: There are children here.

Martina: I also had about five pounds of medicine today, so...

Martina: I don't know if I'm in the right place. I'm in a lot of pain today.

Simon: That tasted like a dissolved... starburst.

Martina: Why would you want to drink this? No. I-I can't even say that cuz I know someone out there like-

*Martina imitating someone*: I love flavored water.

Martina: I'm like- *retching noises*

Martina: I wish I had some water to wash out the water

Simon: Pour in the Frankenstein water.

Simon: So- what you're saying is that the loser has to drink your backwash?

Simon: ugggghhhh

Martina: Ichigo- really? Simon: Ichi-go away. This is terrible. Martina: I want puns for every one, Simon.

Martina: That's enough, that's enough! Sir, that is enough. Simon: Okay

Simon: One point for Simon, I like the way this is going.

Simon: You ready?

Simon: Alright. Martina: Here we go.

Simon: Round two Martina: Oh, boy. Here we go

Simon: Okay, Martina: You want some water?

Simon: You want some water?

Martina: It doesn't taste good, Simon: For special times.

Martina: Okay, you ready? Simon: Here we go.

Martina: I feel so sad, Simon: Ohhh M: I feel so sad. S: Oh, go-

S: OHHHHHH M: OH,

Simon: Oh, that second bit of aftertaste

S: What is that- ah, do you know what it is? M: No, and I drank all mine, so now I'm out of evidence.

Martina: What?

M: Okay, S: Okay, M: I don't think this is right.

Simon: I don't think this is right either.

Simon: Okay ready, three, two... one

*Dan chuckles*

Simon: Ho- Who- What'd you write?

Dan: You're both wrong!

Martina: What is it?

Dan: It's Calpis

Martina: Ahhhhhh

Martina: Sodesu ne (Trans: That's right!) *Simon 'ohhhhhs' in the background*

Martina: Calpis!

Martina: Why would you need Calpis FLAVORED water?

Simon: Why would you do that?

Martina: But who was the closest, Dan? Calpis definitely is a creamy, orange flavor, right? *Simon cuts in* S: No, no, no. None of us got it right. Calpis-

Martina: Doesn't- Dan: Neither of you wrote Calpis, so

Simon: Calpis is it's own distinct flavor *Martina cuts in* Martina: But look, I got a 'C'. Which- Simon: Look,

Martina: Look 'cream orange WTF'. I think I am the closest, leave your votes in the comments section below.

Martina: Why does it go in there?

Simon: Oh. Martina: Oh, you put your spitty backwash in- Simon: I put my backwash in *both laugh*

Martina: You literally said to me, "Don't put your spitty backwash in"

Martina: And then you're all like "I'll just put my spitty backwash in" Simon: Mix that in there.

*Martina laughs* Simon: This thing got some strawberry, Calpis- Martina: I really hope you lose,

*Simon laughs now* Martina: after making me

Spudgy: Gosh, things sure are heating up! Meemers: Mmhhm

Spudgy: Why don't we take a rare behind the scene look at the contestants?

Meemers: Great idea!

Simon: Hang in there, monkey butt. Martina: I thought this would be a lot easier, if I'm being honest with you

*Simon laughs* Simon: I thought that I would know- Martina: I thought that I would know

Simon: I thought I would know what this is about? Martina: Oh, this is bad sign. Bad sign!

Simon: Bad sign! Martina: Bad sign! Simon: Bad, bad sign

Dan: Alright- *Martina speaks in an undefinable language* Simon: Lemme just say, Fidel Castro does not approve of this

*bell dings* Simon: Here we go. Martina: Ready? Simon: Ready? Both: 3, 2, 1

*gags*

Simon: Ah, that's the worst one of all Martina: This tastes like it's made out of plastic

Simon: What is this? Martina: This tastes like someone melted down children's toys

Martina: You know those scratch and sniff toys? And then they melted it down with the plastic and then they poured it in.

Simon: What is this? Who likes this?

Simon: This is terrible! Martina: What is this? This is awful

Simon: I'm just breathing it in- Martina: This is like erasers this tastes like er-

*sniffs*

Martina: I can't even guess from the smell, it smells so bad.

*groans and sad laughter*

*gurgling*

*record scratch* Simon: Oh, wait I think I might have unlocked the flavor by gargling it. Martina: Me too. *laughs*

Dan: Ready, 3,- Simon: Yeah. Dan: 2, 1

Martina: Honey lemon water. Simon: Poison berry!

*Dan chuckles* Dan: Nooooope *buzzer sound*

Martina: None of us?! *Simon mixes words with nervous chuckling, creating a sentence that I cannot define*

Dan: Nooooope. Simon: What is it?

Dan: It's nashi, it's y- pear

M: That's not nashi! S: It's pear? M: Has anyone had a pear before? S: Have you ever tasted a pear? M: That's not pear!

Martina: That tasted like- Simon: aPEARently you haven't!

(Martina's reaction is me) XD

*crickets chirp*

*lone pan flute plays*

Simon: Oh my gosh. Martina: For the record, the nashi one, the pear, is the worst one. Simon: The pear is the worst one

Martina: It is the worst one. Simon: You know what? Martina: It is awful- Dan, you don't like it do you?

Dan: Wait, wait, wait, it's alright!

*horrified gasps*

Martina: The pear one?! Dan: I like it.

Martina: Have you even tried it?! Simon: You're-

Dan: I'd buy it, with money. And-

Simon: You'd actually pay your own money, Dan: I'd pay money for this.

Simon: That's just absolutely, horribible (yes he did say that XD)

Martina: I feel like I just found out about Dan, like something when you find, like a friend kicks puppies.

Martina: And then you're like, I can't be friends with you 'cus you kick puppies. Simon: That's just- Martina: Dan's like, 'I'd buy this nasty water and I like it'

Simon: I'll tell you what I am so happy that this is gross. Our pizza video was just so disappointing,

Simon: This is the right level of gross, Japan you have not let me down. This water is vile!

*in accent* Martina: Oh gosh. Simon: Oh gosh, doncha know?

Martina: I'm just so sad, doncha know? Simon: Oh go-. I just, I just so sad this (T.T)

*sarcasm kicks in* Martina: Oh, we're doing really well. Simon: We're doing real well

*at same time* Simon: I got 1! Martina: We're doing great!

*Dan laughs in the background*

Simon: Hey I got 1 point

Martina: This is a bad luck location. We have scouted for a new table. We're moving, I've had it!

Martina: Don't bring your water Dan

Simon: So for this week's food adventure program, we're gonna start having some food

Martina: Right, Dan? Simon: What? Martina: You got us good food??

Simon: No? *in background* Dan: Uhhhhhhh... Martina: Still water? Simon: Still drinking poison filth?

Dan: Alright

*bell dings* Simon: Alright. We're ready? Dan: Yup.

Simon: Oh hell.

Martina: This is a- you poured a lot in here, sir. Simon: Yeah, hold it, you gotta chill with these portion sizes, alright?

Martina: Everyone around us is like, 'Are they drinking vodka, like or not?' Simon: It's not just water. Okay?

Martina: Alright. Simon: Here we go. Cheers... (Don't you guys just feel the enthusiasm? XD)

*baby crying*

Martina: Feel sad.

Martina: Feel sad. :(

Dan: 3...2...1

Simon: What do you have? Martina: Vitamin C orange.

Simon: Vitamin C? I have orange *Martina joins* sewage bilge cream.

Dan: It's actually Mikan flavor.

Simon: Mikan! *some undefineable words '-.-* Martina: Mikan is an orange!

Dan: Yeah, yeah. But orange and Mikan are slightly different.

Martina: But I wrote orange and Simon wrote sewage bilge cream. Dan: And you both wrote orange...

Simon: So we both get- we're both the same

Dan: I'll give you both a point.

Martina: You wwwwwanker! Simon: YAAAAAAASSSSSSS!!!

Simon: Did you read the ingredients on the back to see if they have any like, *Martina joins* sewage bilge?

Simon: In there? 'Cus I'm pretty sure it does.

Martina: It smell a bit like sewage to me. Simon: It tastes like a Ninja Turtle's urinal. Martina: It does, actually.

Simon: Pure crappity, crap, crap, crap Martina: crap, crap (What is going on here? XD)

Martina: There's children around! Simon: Sorry. Stop saying bad words.

Martina: No. Bad words are not allowed.

Martina: You don't have to pour any near here.

Martina: See?! Does it?!

Martina: Soo, wait.

Dan: L- l- look. Martina: No, hang on. Simon: No, that's not the flavor of it.

Martina: But, what I'm saying is, when I tasted this, it tasted like those Vitamin C drinks they give people

where you shake it up and it tastes like fake Vitamin C.

Simon: Look everything we had, had Vitamin C in it Martina: Which technically-

Simon: There is no retroactive giving of points- Martina: Of course there is! It's like when you get a ti-

Martina: Just right now, the TFC, something happened. They had something taken from them and now

they're referring to the referee condition(?) to look at the video tape and find out- Simon: But look, that's soccer.

Simon: That's not a real sport.

*Simon laughs nervously* Martina: OOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH

Simon: You can't even compare it.

Martina: I would like to request minus 1 point from Simon for the comments *more nervous laughter*

Martina: Maybe stricken from the records. Simon: It's not even a real sports.

Simon: Sooooo. Martina: I simply asked. Simon: I have 2 points, you have 1. Martina: Yes.

*whiny mode on* Simon: You punched me really hard, by the way. Martina: I- I'm a really good puncher.

Simon: You got me right in my pressure point.

Spudgy: Woah. Dan sure is turning out to be a pedantic wanker. Meemers: Mmhhm.

Spudgy: Let's go behind the scenes. Meemers: Great idea!

Martina: Is the back of this board also a white board?

Martina: How's that look, Simon?

Simon: Cool. Martina: Pretty good?

Simon: It does.

Martina: Uhh.. For the record, this was not a white board side.

Martina: And it is there, forever. Simon: Aw sh*baahh*t

Martina: What'd you make?

Simon: Uhh.. How's this one look?

*Simon laughs* Simon: This is- Martina: Can I see yours? Simon: How does this one look?

*bell dings* Martina: Okay, Dan. Simon: 'Kay. Here we go.

Dan: All right. Ready? Simon: Pour that gross water

Dan: Alright. Go for it. Simon *mumbles*: Here we go.

*groans of digust/despair*

Simon: Okay...

Simon: What's this one? Here we go.

Simon: Cheers... (Quite the enthusiastic cheers you got there Simon)

Martina: I got this one, instantly. Simon: I got this one.

Simon: Awww it's so bad. Martina: It's not good, though. (x2)

Simon: It's so bad. I wanna describe it more.

Simon: It's so vile.

Both: Ready?

Dan: 3, 2, 1!

Dan: Pretty much royal milk tea.

Simon: What do you have? Martina: Wait, what did you write?

Simon: I have *together* royal milk tea.

Dan: It- it's premiu-, no, morning premium tea.

Simon: Morning premium tea- Martina: Premium MORNING tea. It's not royal,