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  • okay?

  • Yeah.

  • Orange.

  • Hey, Orange them right here.

  • What do you want?

  • I want to tell you about today's how to topic.

  • It's how to annoy hair.

  • Oh, great.

  • Step one way.

  • Just get this over with here.

  • This will be fun.

  • Step one for Real Z's go on.

  • Very true.

  • This is the number one thing that annoys me about how to episodes.

  • Really?

  • It annoys you even more than this sound.

  • Yes, yes, yes.

  • More than this.

  • Out.

  • Yes.

  • Yes.

  • It annoys me more than any sound.

  • More than this.

  • Out.

  • Holy lowly.

  • Can we please just get back on topic?

  • Of course.

  • Of course.

  • Now, as I was saying, I can absolutely touch my tongue to my eyeball.

  • Gross.

  • Okay.

  • No one was arguing.

  • You couldn't.

  • Dude, wait.

  • Wait a minute.

  • That wasn't the topic at all.

  • You change the topic.

  • Pair got pound stepped up for annoying pair.

  • Bring TNT into the equation, Correct.

  • Blowing up the kitchen is always annoying, but we won't be doing that today.

  • Nelson, we were just talking about annoying pair were not actually annoying pair.

  • Yeah, that's debatable.

  • Step three for annoying pair.

  • Do this and I said e o Nice try, but I'm not annoying.

  • Well, of course not.

  • I've only sung it once so far.

  • Don't you even e?

  • Yeah.

  • Okay.

  • Stop, Stop!

  • All right, all right.

  • We've covered everything these air all the ways to annoy me.

  • Congrats.

  • You did it.

  • We can end the video now.

  • Okay, Orange.

  • What do you say?

  • Well, I say E, I'm just getting around, buddy.

  • Of course we can end the video.

  • Thank you.

  • Of course.

  • You know what Every how to video ends with, please.

  • No, it's your choice.

  • Pair either blasted TNT or listen to me saying what's going on on.

  • Repeat for the next two hours.

  • E o.

  • Okay.

  • Okay, fine.

  • Just kidding.

  • That's fake Thio.

  • Hey, for lovers, today's a very special episode of how to Because I've kept it.

  • A total secret prepare here.

  • Comes here comes.

  • All right, We're ready to do this.

  • We Sure, I pair.

  • Go ahead and read the prompt.

  • You sure are giddy today.

  • Okay?

  • All right.

  • Let's see what we've got today, Grace.

  • Your nation wants to know how toe frank way.

  • What?

  • That's what the audience asked for pair.

  • We've got to deliver.

  • Dude, I'm not gonna just let you prank me.

  • That's perfectly fine.

  • I don't need, you know, Let me I'm gonna do it anyway.

  • I don't know you.

  • Don't you stay away from me.

  • I'm gonna go over here and read my book.

  • Prank?

  • Yeah.

  • Step one.

  • If you want to break their do it at a time he'd never suspect, Huh?

  • Joke's on you, Orange.

  • I suspect it now.

  • So you blew your opportunity to catch me by surprise, or the joke is on you and I already set up an elaborate Rube Goldberg device before the video.

  • Even get it.

  • Connected it to the very book.

  • Your opening right now?

  • Uh huh.

  • Why is that connected to TNT?

  • Louisville?

  • TNT is not a frank orange.

  • It's a very serious Oh, har har.

  • Well, good luck getting me again.

  • I'm just gonna stand here or not do anything.

  • You sure you want to do that?

  • Why wouldn't I be reason?

  • Fine.

  • I'll move over ever so slightly to the side and a frank e.

  • I have a feeling this video is really making a splash.

  • 00 that's it.

  • You're not gonna break me again because I'm onto you now I'm gonna do the opposite of whatever it is you want me to dio, don't be like that.

  • See, I cracked the code.

  • No, it's not that.

  • It's just that I want to give you this bank and apology basket to thank you for being such a good sport.

  • Oh, well, I can do that one thing.

  • I mean, I was a pretty good sport.

  • Yeah, go on, check it out.

  • It's got everything.

  • Cookies, stuffed animals, flowers, chocolates, a fuse, an apology.

  • Wait a second.

  • Orange.

  • Why is there refusing this apology basket?

  • Hey, I told you it was banging bad news for lovers.

  • There will be no episode of how to today like yeah, see what I did there?

  • Yeah, like because we're doing psych.

  • Yeah, it was so funny.

  • I busted a gut laughing psych.

  • Yeah, man, that was a good one.

  • But don't worry.

  • I'll get you back in a bit, because today we're showing the lovely viewers at home.

  • Koto hypnotize pair.

  • I see what you don't seem very psyched.

  • Well, I'm not.

  • Step one for any hypnotherapy session is to find someone who's willing to be hypnotized.

  • Unfortunately for you, that's not me.

  • You don't wanna get hypnotized videos Cop How to hypnotize pair?

  • Sorry.

  • Not sorry.

  • Well, what if I hypnotize myself first?

  • I believe that's impossible.

  • So yeah, you could hypnotize yourself.

  • I'll let you hypnotize me.

  • Who then?

  • Let me have that couch.

  • I don't mind.

  • Okay.

  • Step to get the person to relax.

  • What are you doing?

  • Ocean sounds eso glad there are seagulls near this particular ocean.

  • Okay, okay.

  • I'll stop doing the seagulls.

  • You can relax.

  • I am relaxed.

  • I just know you're going to do some other are.

  • Let me guess There's a whale in this ocean and sea lions.

  • Oh, yeah, a lot of wildlife.

  • Very relaxing.

  • Which means I'm ready for Step three.

  • Go into a deep trance by looking at this spinning wheel, and now I'm yet to dies.

  • Is it busy?

  • Do you know you're not?

  • There's no way.

  • It's that quick.

  • I'm looking at the wheel right now.

  • It does nothing.

  • Oh, yeah, But explain to me how I'm able to convince myself to do all these ridiculous things.

  • Orange.

  • Make a funny face.

  • Orange booth.

  • Stop one.

  • You're doing structural damage to our set to these are all things you do.

  • If you weren't hypnotize what you're talking about.

  • How many?

  • Deep pair?

  • If I wasn't hypnotized, would I be able to come and myself to do this Orange set up that Dante?

  • Yes.

  • Yes, you would.

  • That's basically all you do when you're not hypnotized.

  • Okay?

  • Okay.

  • I think I'm not hypnotized anymore.

  • You think now it's time for step, For hopefully step for is the end of the video.

  • It's not Step for is revealed to bear that he's hypnotize guys.

  • What does not?

  • Yes, you are.

  • You didn't even take me through the steps, dude.

  • Think back there.

  • Yes, I did.

  • Step one for any hypnotherapy session is to find someone who's willing to be hypnotized.

  • If you hypnotize yourself, I'll let you hypnotize me step to get the person to relax.

  • I am relaxed.

  • Go into a deep trance by looking at the spinning wheel.

  • I'm looking at the wheel right now.

  • Whoa!

  • Holy Toledo.

  • You did take me through all the steps.

  • I know the videos come how to hit the ties Pair, we gotta deliver.

  • But I don't think it worked.

  • I don't feel hypnotized.

  • Oh, so if I said something like, Oh, I don't know hair go Didn't adapt TNT.

  • You wouldn't do it, of course.

  • No.

  • Wait.

  • Orange.

  • Why?

  • By moving towards the TT March March.

  • But can't believe you.

  • Hypnotize may, uh, psych.

  • What is happening?

  • That's a fake detonator.

  • The real ones over here.

  • I just wanted to hear you say it.

  • Say what role?

  • That beautiful being footage, camera guy, But can't believe you hypnotize me, but can't believe you Hypnotize me, but can't believe you.

  • Hypnotize.

  • May I admit it?

  • Okay.

  • You hypnotize me, You hypnotized may.

  • Well, thank you for admitting that hair.

  • I know it wasn't easy.

  • I feel like today was a really breakthrough.

  • Yeah, I guess it was a mental breakthrough for Mia's.

  • Wow.

  • Huh?

  • Hello?

  • Gather around for lovers, for today is an extra special episode of how to it is yes.

  • Can you not tell from the fancy decor and my bubble pipe?

  • I just feel like some of our how to episodes have been a bit, well, lowbrow.

  • So whatever today's prompt is, we're gonna do it right.

  • We're gonna be educational, and we're gonna be classy about, so I shouldn't have put that would be cushion on your chair.

  • Let's just get to the prompt and let's be classy about it.

  • Today, orange and I will show you out of squash pair.

  • What?

  • Good thing you moved this episode would have been shorter than your chair is.

  • Things is not how this episode was supposed to go.

  • Well, we already started, so we might as well make the best of it.

  • When life gives you lemons, make lemon juice.

  • Hey, that's not how the oh, how things really went sour for old lemon.

  • Oh, nothing.

  • Option one for squashing bear.

  • Trick him into standing directly underneath squash.

  • I found that book you like.

  • Oh, yeah.

  • Nice try, Orange.

  • I'm not gonna fall for that.

  • We'll just stand over here in the shade.

  • Man, you're too smart for me.

  • Wait a minute.

  • Why is the shade getting smaller?

  • Got your hard to squat?

  • Gosh, yes.

  • It's on the option to get creative.

  • Believe it or not, there are other things capable of squashing pair besides squash like bookshelves on hammers.

  • And question your way you are Relax, pair.

  • I promise you're perfectly safe.

  • Really?

  • Because I feel like my life's been at risk this entire video.

  • But in the end, if fair winds up being too evasive.

  • You'll have no other choice.

  • An option three No one to give up.

  • You win, pair.

  • We'll do this the classy way.

  • Come have a drink.

  • Sit down in the shade.

  • You burned?

  • Yeah.

  • No kidding.

  • I swear the things I put myself through just for the sake of entertaining Wait, the shade readings and happy sh October fruit lovers.

  • I'm pair get monster.

  • Yeah, you're something.

  • Alright.

  • When?

  • God Scary, though.

  • Okay, Maybe that wasn't scary, But hold on to your but because it's about to get Harry Perry scary up in Harry, what are you talking about today?

  • The audience wants to dio scare pair.

  • Come on.

  • Sorry, The audience Passport fair is fair pair.

  • I guess so.

  • All right, let's get this over with.

  • I've got a fair share of rare pair scares, so beware.

  • Oh, the first way to scare pair is with a hairy bear.

  • Oh, okay.

  • That's true.

  • I feel like you said it only because it rhymes, but I'll give it to you, Harry, bears are scary.

  • The hair Would you say that you find them very, very scary.

  • Very Yes.

  • Yes, I would, But way to scare pair.

  • Do we really have to do a whole list.

  • Damn.

  • Excuse me.

  • Now, the second way to scare pair is with the very chair nightmare.

  • What?

  • That doesn't even make any.

  • Well, would you say that was dairy Dairy?

  • Scary.

  • Perry?

  • Yes.

  • Okay.

  • Yes, it was scary, but isn't that scary?

  • Is the third way to scare pair the air hair double dare.

  • Okay, you're just putting rhyming words together.

  • But are you scared of the air hairs?

  • I'm actually not.

  • And that's besides the point.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • Okay.

  • The pop scared me a little.

  • What would you say?

  • It was a very, very scary very orange.

  • Stop rhyming things with my name.

  • Okay, Okay.

  • No more right hair.

  • I swear on the way to scare parents trapped in a prison cell.

  • What?

  • Um, okay, I guess this is kind of spooky.

  • I'm just I'm just relieved that trapping me in a prison cell doesn't wind with my name.

  • Yeah, it's not like I ensnared pair in a square layer under there.

  • That doesn't even make any sense.

  • Dude, under there, Where is there under their underwear?

  • Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Making the underwear.

  • Panjwai.

  • What would you say that was under wary, wary Skerry.

  • Carrie, No, No one would not.

  • Well, it looks like Perry is glaring at me.

  • Time to wrap up this scare pair.

  • Pair with some fanfare in the air.

  • Wait, wait, wait.

  • Those aren't fireworks.

  • Orange.

  • Oh, aware pair.

  • Oh, thank you.

okay?

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