You've reached the house of unrecognized talent.

Please start after the welcome to bikini bottoms.

Got unrecognized talent.

Let's meet our first performer, Patrick Star.

Who is driving?

Good morning.

You're not the judge of me.

Actually, I am.

Testing Begin.

E shouldn't have let him do it.

What kind of friend am I?

Sports Sports?

I'm here for you, buddy passed my test.

You got a perfect score.

Yeah.

I thought you said it was hard.

Perfect score.

Eyes.

Thing is the greatest day ever, right?

Split ball, Right, Patrick, I can't think of one thing that would make this day better, except maybe getting my license.

Maybe if you apply yourself, you could be the two million person to get his license, you know, Million.

Then you could get a free boat, just like May.

Yeah, just like you try to service an inspiration to others.

Can we go home now?

We've been driving around your house for hours.

I know it's a lot faster than walking, isn't it?

Thanks for the ride, Patrick.

No problem, buddy.

You can't help being a pedestrian.

A thank Patrick.

That sure was a talent.

Let's meet our next performer.

Fred who has a song.

Hey, all you people!

Hey, all you people!

Hey, all you people Won't you listen?

Thio e just had a sandwich.

No ordinary sandwich.

A sandwich filled with jelly fish jelly e Hey, man, you got to try this sandwich.

It's no ordinary sandwich.

It's the tastiest sandwich in the Oh, just give it a bit about the food.

About identity now.

Yeah.

Thank you.

A fantastic performance.

Let's move on to our next performer, Mr Crabs, who was playing the world's smallest violin.

Please, Mr Crabs, you gotta help me when they get here tonight, They're gonna see I'm just a big phony and a loser.

Oh, boohoo.

Let me play a sad song for you on the world's smallest violin.

That's a serious I know This really is the world's smallest violin.

See okay before it really started their next up.

It's SpongeBob Who, uh, it says here art mixed mediums house.

It's good.

What a perfect circle.

Do it again.

Show your process.

Well, first I draw this head.

Think I erased some of the more detailed features and 123 a circle of thinking.

Give me that.

Forget the struggles.

Oh, nice one squid word.

Let me try Lucky Squid Word.

It's you and me playing Leapfrog That's you on the bottom.

Give me that.

Nothing artistic about Leapfrog.

What are you doing now?

I call it Rippy Bits.

You take a bunch of old ripped up paper and you make a new picture out of it.

See your on top this time.

Do you wanna learn art or not?

I'm sorry, is good, but I'll listen.

Alright, SpongeBob, pay close attention.

Look at your marvel.

Visualized the sculpture with thing way.

Beautiful.

Okay, that was actually pretty impressive.

Next up is Pearl crabs, and it Her talent is being a grandma.

What?

Let me show you how grandma's Dio Wow!

Come back.

Here you are.

I love the shoes, Berle.

You guys just don't get it.

Being a grandma, it's fun.

I get to sit in a rocking chair, just trudge G's, bake cookies, knit mittens, hats and scarves.

Okay, I guess that was pretty good being a grandma.

Uh, next up is Garrett, and it just says me out with hey has such a way with Come on, come on, Ginsburg, if he doesn't hurry it up.

We're not gonna have enough time for the best act may All right, Last and most likely least is squid with tentacles doing I You know, I I don't even care.

Yeah, whatever you all.

Now, ladies and gentlemen, the moment you've all been waiting for, We've saved the best for last.

Put your hands together for the income from all squid.

Word heard E something.

What?

Losing money on this deal?

It's worth every penny.

You bottom feeders.

You don't even know talent.

No talent, no talent, no talent, no.