Tubby? Nobody calls me tubby!

Wait, Patrick.

You're supposed to let me win, remember?

Oh, yeah.

[moaning]

No please, wait.

[grunting]

[screaming]

[moaning]

No, please, have mercy!

[screaming]

I won't give into your timeshare vacation scam!

Then give in to my fists.

[groaning]

[groaning]

[growling]

[slapping]

[slapping]

[screaming]

Or I'm gonna be on your like ugly on an ant!

[screaming]

SpongeBob!

[shrieking]

Huh?

You all gonna take back what you said.

[panting]

No!

Almost there!

[screaming]

SpongeBob, you've been messing with the bull!

Now here come the horns!

Sandy, no!

Howdy, y'all!

Medieval Sandy!

[shrieking]

By the hammer of Odin,

this be a new fighting style mine eyes have not yet seen.

I am bad! Oh yeah, woo!

Doth thou tryeth to insult me?

Thou whilst drink from the fountain of shame!

[shrieking]

Psh, do you hear that Patrick? I told you she sings like a squirrel.

[moaning]

[laughing]

Good one, Medieval Sandy!

But can you handle my feet of fury?

[shrieking]

Wouldest thou like a little rub down?

[coughing]

[gasping]

You have bested me, yellow knight.

Strike quick and true, noble sponge.

I don't understand a word you just said!

[laughing]

Medieval Sandy? You don't look so good.

Sandy?

Sandy?

[music playing]