Closer.

Not that close. Ah!

You blasted barnacle head!

I mean... hi.

Well, I guess I've got some explaining to do, huh?

No, no, no, no, not the face!

Get back! Wait!

Can I have the secret formula?

- No. - OK.

But he was persistent.

- Pretty please? - Uh-uh.

He used disguise.

[laughing]

[shrieking]

Huh? What the... where...

Oh, I didn't see you. You're so tiny.

Ya!

[laughing]

That tickles!

Hey buddy, is this made from real or unofficial baby?

Ow! Ow! Ow!

Ow!

Huh?

[cheering]

I hate all of you.

Can I try?

You can't do this! Ow!

Take that, you no good little varmint!

I have a lot of money.

History will vindicate me!

[screaming]

Oh, no.

[yelling]

No!

[screaming]

[screaming]

Ouch! Ouch! Ow!

Wo's been in Bikini Bottom for as long as Mr. Krabs?

- Ow! - Ew.

Oh, hi, Plankton.

[screaming]

Let's ask Plankton, he's a geezer.

What stupid question do you want the answer to, idiot?

Finally! The Krabby Patty secret recipe!

[laughing]

Ah-ha!

There it is, and it isn't even guarded.

Huh?

[screaming]

[groaning]

That does it. I'm gone.

Ow! Ow! Ow! Ow!

[grunting]

[screaming]

Did you hear that?

[groaning]

That will drag your algorithms

- Ow! - Plankton?

Ow!

[gasping]

Stop! He's hurt.

[laughing]

Finally, I have a foolproof plan to steal the Krabby Patty secret formula.

Krabs will never recognize me wearing these glasses.

[screaming]

Well, I did it, I calculated one paycheck down into

300 separate tiny checks.

No!

[groaning]

[screaming]

I have had enough!

I forget the secret Krabby Patty formula, Mr. K.

Would you remind me again?

Sure, SpongeBob, I got it right--

Oh, no you don't, Plankton.

[groaning]

Pretty good impression though.

Thanks.

Baby, come on, sugar lips.

You know, I'm sorry for everything I said.

- I accept your apology. - I wasn't talking to you, idiot!

[groaning]

Pain!

[grunting]

[laughing]

You fool.

Now I will rule the streets.

[laughing]

Ouch!

[groaning]

Strike fear...

- Hey! - And this is Plankton,

who's trying to steal the Krabby Patty.

So we step on him.

Ouch!

Try it, everyone. It's fun.

Oh, my goodness, can I?

[screaming]

That is fun.

[laughing]

[screaming]

[moaning]

[grunting]

If you're my conscience, conscience, then who's that?

It's a bug. Step on it!

[grunting]

Splitting so soon?

[laughing]

[coughing]

- Hair. - Here, me bucko.

Let me get that for you.

[laughing]

Freedom!

[moaning]

I'll get you for this, Krabs. You'll rue the day you--

[grunting]

Heh, hey, everybody, ha-ha...

Who wants to hear a ghost story, huh?

Anyone?

[grunting]

You know something? It's great to be alive.

[grunting]

Ouch!

I've got his house key.

Hey, this is the key to the Krusty Krab!

[laughing]

The secret formula is--

[grunting]