A to O here with another episode of Ask Orange!

A到O在這裡又有一集《問橙子》!

Featuring some of your favorite clips from YouTube stories.

從YouTube故事中收錄一些您最喜歡的片段。

Now, I've got a sweet stack of TNT here

現在，我有一疊甜蜜的TNT在這裡

that Pear doesn't know about.

梨子不知道的。

What should I do with it?

我應該怎麼處理它？

- [Narrator] Hey Orange, can you do the floss?

- [旁白]嘿，橙子，你會用牙線嗎？

Sure! Am I doing it right?

當然！我做的對嗎？

This is how you floss, right?

你是這樣使用牙線的吧？

I feel like I'm totally getting it.

我覺得我完全明白了。

Oh yeah, flossing baby!

哦，對了，牙線寶貝！

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

(TNT explodes)

（TNT爆炸）

- [Narrator] It's time for Ask Orange!

- 現在是 "問橙子 "的時間！

- Bring on the questions!

- 帶來的問題！

- [Narrator] Hey, orange, sing a song about subscribing.

- [旁白]嘿，橙子，唱一首關於訂閱的歌。

(upbeat techno music)

(歡快的電子音樂)

- [Narrator] Hey Pear, I bought you a car.

- 嘿，梨子，我給你買了一輛車。

- Hm. I'm cautiously thankful.

- Hm.我小心翼翼地感謝。

This is pretty cool.

這是非常酷的。

- [Narrator] Oh, I forgot to mention,

- [旁白]哦，我忘了說了。

it's made of annoying oranges.

它是由惱人的橙子製成的。

- (record scratching) - What the- whoa!

- 搞什麼...

(Pear screaming)

（梨子尖叫）

This is insane! Why would anybody do this?

這是瘋了！為什麼有人會這麼做？

(Pear screaming)

（梨子尖叫）

- [Narrator] Why is Pear sitting on an air bag?

- 梨子為什麼會坐在氣囊上?

- Why am I sitting on a what?

- 為什麼我坐在一個什麼？

(Pear screaming)

（梨子尖叫）

- [Narrator] Orange, subscribe or dancing hippos

- [旁白]橙色，訂閱或跳舞的河馬。

invade the kitchen.

侵入廚房。

(record scratching) - What? No!

什麼？什麼？ - 不！

No dancing hippos! Hit the subscribe button!

沒有跳舞的河馬!點擊訂閱按鈕！

Please! Hit the subscribe button!

拜託！點擊訂閱按鈕！

(Orange screaming)

（橙色尖叫）

- [Narrator] Hey Pear, why are you such a baby?

- 嘿，梨子，你怎麼這麼孩子氣？

- I'm not being a baby, w-w-what the heck?

- 我不是一個嬰兒，W -W -什麼是地獄？

Ah, come on! Who turned me into a baby?

啊，來吧！誰把我變成了一個嬰兒？

(Pear crying)

(梨花泣)

- Uh oh, sounds like somebody needs a nap.

- 呃，哦，聽起來像是有人需要小睡一下。

- Oh, shut it!

- 哦，閉嘴！

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

- [Narrator] Every time someone likes the video,

- [旁白]每次有人喜歡這個視頻，

pigs fart in Pear's face.

豬在梨的臉上放屁。

(Pear yelling) (Orange Laughing)

(梨子大叫) (橘子笑)

(pigs farting)

（豬放屁）

- Hit that button, guys! (Orange laughs)

- 按下那個按鈕，夥計們！（橘子笑）

- It's so disgusting! No! Stop please!

- 太噁心了！不要啊！請你停下來！

Stop!

停下來！

- [Narrator] Hey Orange, why do you act like

- [旁白]嘿，橘子君，你為什麼要這樣

you're on crack?

你是在破解？

- I'm not acting. I am on a crack.

- 我不是在演戲。我在吸食毒品

See? (crickets chirping)

看到了嗎？（蟋蟀的鳴叫）

Get it?

明白了嗎？

Because there's a crack on the counter.

因為櫃檯上有一條裂縫。

(Orange laughing)

（橘子笑）

- [Narrator] Hey orange, can Pear have 1000 DVDs on him?

- 嘿，橙子，梨子身上能有1000張DVD嗎？

- No, please. That's so many DVDs-

- 不，請。這麼多DVD...

(Pear screaming)

（梨子尖叫）

Ah, they're Paul Blart, too!

啊，他們也是保羅-布拉特！

No, no Paul Blart! (Pear crying)

不，不要保羅-布拉特！(Pear crying)

- [Narrator] Hey orange. I baked you a pie.

- 嘿，橙子，我給你烤了個派我給你烤了個派

- Oh, that's so nice. Thank you.

- 哦，那真是太好了。謝謝你。

I hope you didn't use any of my friends as ingredients.

我希望你沒有用我的任何朋友作為原料。

- [Narrator] Oh wait! Squash.

- [旁白]哦，等等！Squash.

- Ew! (Orange yells)

- Ew!(橙子的叫聲)

I have berry on my bottom!

我的屁股上有漿果！

- Squash, that wasn't berry nice!

- 瓜子，那不是漿果好嗎!

(Orange laughs)

(橙子笑)

- [Narrator] Pear has arms and legs.

- 梨子有手有腳。

Oh, wow. This is crazy.

哦，哇。這是瘋了。

I've always wondered what it's like to have arms and legs.

我一直想知道有手有腳是什麼感覺。

- [Narrator] And he can't control them at all.

- [旁白]而且他根本無法控制它們。

- What the-

- 什麼...

(Pear yelling)

(梨子大叫)

I can't control it!

我無法控制它！

Oh no, they're going insane!

哦，不，他們要瘋了！

Ah, help me!

啊，幫我！

(Pear yelling)

(梨子大叫)

- [Narrator] Hey Orange, there's a kazoo under there.

- [旁白]嘿，橙子，那下面有一個卡祖笛。

- Huh? Under where?

- 咦？在哪裡？

- [Narrator] Ha ha ha ha, made you say "underwear!"

- [旁白]哈哈哈哈，讓你說 "內褲"!

- No, underwear!

- 不，內褲！

(Orange screaming) (underwear growling)

（橙色尖叫） （內褲咆哮）。

- [Narrator] Pear, can you sing a song

- 梨子，你能唱首歌嗎？

about subscribing too?

關於訂閱也？

♪ I am Pear ♪

"我是梨

♪ I am here ♪

我在這裡

♪ If you don't subscribe I'll poke you in the ear ♪

如果你不訂閱，我會戳你的耳朵

♪ I am pear ♪

我是梨

♪ I am here ♪

我在這裡

♪ If you don't subscribe I'll poke you in the ear ♪

如果你不訂閱，我會戳你的耳朵

♪ I will poke you in the ear ♪

我會戳你的耳朵?

♪ Yeah ♪

# Yeah #

♪ I will poke you in the ear ♪

我會戳你的耳朵?

♪ Yeah ♪

# Yeah #

- [Narrator] Hey Orange,

- [旁白]嘿，橙色。

wanna hear a joke about construction?

想聽一個關於建築的笑話嗎？

- Yes!

- 是的！

- [Narrator] Oh wait, I'm still working on it.

- [旁白]哦，等等，我還在努力。

(orange laughing)

（橙色笑）

I was worried you'd screw that construction joke up.

我還擔心你會搞砸那個建築笑話呢

But you totally nailed it.

但你完全做到了。

(orange laughing)

（橙色笑）

- [Narrator] Can you put Pear in a video game?

- 你能把梨子放到電子遊戲裡嗎？

- What the, Pac-Man?

- 搞什麼，吃豆人？

Oh, oh okay, I've gotta go.

哦，哦，好吧，我得走了。

(record scratching) (Pear coughing)

（記錄劃痕） （梨子咳嗽）

Ugh, these taste like moldy socks

唉，這些味道像發黴的襪子

Ugh, how does Pac-Man eat these things?

呃，吃豆人怎麼會吃這些東西？

Oh, oh no I got to go.

哦，哦，不，我得走了。

The ghosts!

幽靈！

(Pear yelling)

(梨子大叫)

(upbeat music)

(歡快的音樂)