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  • Mhm.

  • Yeah.

  • Thank you.

  • Which may What?

  • Do you think you're ready?

  • Of course I'm not ready.

  • I pedal myself pretty much any time a dentist gets a drill anywhere near my mouth.

  • Alright.

  • Any final words?

  • Midget apple?

  • Don't call me dad.

  • It's brutal.

  • Apple.

  • Now, now, now you're doing it wrong.

  • It's more of a thing then.

  • No, no, no, no, no, No.

  • Mm.

  • D minus Friday.

  • Friday.

  • Gotta get down on Friday A This is imagine from the kitchen broadcasting Dumb dummy.

  • They're losing the kitchen.

  • I repeat, they are using the kitchen, and they're like, totally after you.

  • Delicious, delicious boy.

  • Whoa!

  • Zombies!

  • Well, that bites zombies.

  • You're driving like somebody who doesn't have any hand.

  • Hold on.

  • Hold on.

  • Past calling.

  • Just drive.

  • Did you just get that emergency alert?

  • Yeah, and it is not a test.

  • Hurry!

  • Get over here.

  • Both, please.

  • Wow.

  • You wait here.

  • I'll get the supplies.

  • Is this really life?

  • Okay, I got the stuff.

  • Rubber chicken, cause Ooh, I'll be pushing another cassio.

  • Cassio is not what we want pmt while putting rubber chicken to the car.

  • Good thinking.

  • I'll get the TNT now.

  • You're gonna need to defend yourself.

  • I can't be with you the whole time, Okay?

  • What?

  • This is how you use it.

  • The safeties right here inside it.

  • But yeah, right in there.

  • Go ahead, Rich.

  • Right in a little apple.

  • We could only take one friend.

  • Which friend?

  • Marshmallow?

  • Grandpa Lemon.

  • Marshmallow!

  • You idiot!

  • Why don't you take Grandpa Lemon?

  • He smells like dusty barf.

  • He won't last two seconds out there.

  • Gets the zombies.

  • Wait, Marshmallow.

  • Thanks for choosing me.

  • It means shut out.

  • Much fellow.

  • It was a pragmatic decision.

  • Nothing personal.

  • E understood.

  • Like zero words in that sentence.

  • Okay, little apple.

  • We're gonna rally with the other fruits in munchkin land.

  • How well do you speak much?

  • Kenis.

  • Why?

  • Because I'm small.

  • You automatically assume you have time for this little ample.

  • I do not speak much easier.

  • Jerks.

  • Do you think we should stop by the fridge for some more supplies?

  • No, It's gonna be a blood pass in there.

  • Yeah, Yeah, he's probably right.

  • He's probably right.

  • Let's go anyway.

  • Sure is dark in here.

  • Well, yeah.

  • This is what it's like inside the fridge when the door shut.

  • I'm going off.

  • It's a place.

  • I'll be right o e o Hello, dear way pranked you, bro.

  • There's no zombie apocalypse.

  • You way personally, I didn't expect you to fall for it so hard.

  • Yeah, I thought you'd only fall for it a little.

  • I literally panels myself.

  • Oh, okay.

  • Whatever.

  • Good luck getting it out of leather seats.

  • U e o little apple Orange.

  • Hey, over here.

  • A little to your left.

  • E.

  • Have a secret.

  • I need to tell you.

  • I just found out that I have 1/6 sense.

  • 1/6 sense.

  • What do you mean?

  • You see dead people?

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God!

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Oh, my God.

  • Now, of course I can't see dead people.

  • Little apple.

  • That's ridiculous.

  • Oh, good.

  • My sixth sense is that I can annoy dead people.

  • Yeah.

  • Here, watch.

  • Hey, quit it with the motor boating, would you?

  • Some of us are trying to rest in peace down here.

  • Strawberry?

  • What e like 600 episodes ago of corpse.

  • He did.

  • I said I got annoyed dead people.

  • Didn't I watch this e okay.

  • Yeah, yeah.

  • Stop it or Well, like totally hunt you.

  • I'd like to seed you try way.

  • Shouldn't test them.

  • Oh, so orange is a tough guy.

  • Well, buckle up, pal.

  • We're totally going.

  • Toe hunt you now.

  • How you gonna do that?

  • You two don't look very scary to me.

  • Orange.

  • That's it.

  • Yeah.

  • Would you say it's the last straw?

  • Berry, You asked for it.

  • You're totally getting haunted, bro.

  • Oh!

  • Oh, boy.

  • Oh, hey.

  • So, what, you wanna dio?

  • Shall we start a band?

  • Orange?

  • What, you the least bit worried?

  • I mean, sort of it.

  • Starting a band was easy.

  • Everyone would do it.

  • I mean, about those dead Berries coming back.

  • Oh, no, not really.

  • Although dead Berries would be a great band name.

  • I'm gonna drop that down.

  • Listen to me.

  • Way could get haunted at any moment.

  • And you're over here talking about Yeah, yeah, yeah.

  • Over here.

  • I think we lost him.

  • Okay.

  • On second thought, teaching those zombies was a really grave error.

  • I don't feel so good, you know.

  • Did you get bitten?

  • If they buy you, you turn into one of them.

  • No, no, no.

  • It's not that I get all gassy when I get scared.

  • Oh, that's a good band name to orange.

  • listen to me.

  • Do not fuck right now.

  • Ah, but I wanna do not If you for it, It'll annoy them even more Police and in my back with e o e.

  • Yeah, yeah, but I'm running it back by not existing place.

  • Could take May.

  • Now chop chop!

  • Hi.

  • Wow.

  • That was a clause Call.

  • Yeah, way.

  • Well, if that isn't just our lock.

  • That's crazy.

  • Little apple.

  • I'm gonna need you toe.

  • Get out with that negativity.

  • Fruit.

  • Stop killing E o way Killings.

  • Got my stomach feeling all crazy And don't you dare front orange.

  • This is an enclosed space.

  • Now you need me.

  • I'll be lying wide awake for the next 10 to 15 years.

  • Good night.

  • Good night.

  • Don't let the bedbugs booth.

  • Oh, wow.

  • Yeah, that was a mistake.

  • Ah.

  • Hey there, fruit lovers.

  • We're counting down the top five ways to survive a zombie.

  • Apocalypse number five.

  • As boring as it might be, a times always try to hang around smart people.

  • Dude, I'm pretty sure we shouldn't be out here.

  • I've heard they're zombies all over the place.

  • By what a smart thing to say.

  • Pair, Why do you keep yelling about how smart I a e a hair gets straight A's His brain is huge.

  • No, I get straight f's, uh, A's and f's.

  • Oh, come on.

  • You see, it's a grading system in which a is the best and F is the worst.

  • And might I add her powdered way?

  • Number four If the zombie see you, just make up a story and make up your face a yourself.

  • Uh huh.

  • You don't even let me get to the punch line.

  • Number three, if all else fails, fight off the zombies with your massive guns.

  • I don't know about this, dude.

  • I mean, I am a pacifist.

  • Oh, well, in that case, right, number two, no brains, no problem.

  • Sorry, Dad.

  • Dude, I got nothing going on upstairs.

  • See?

  • No brains.

  • Yeah.

  • Sad story.

  • I wanna make stupid noises for 20 minutes.

  • Way on the number.

  • One way to survive a zombie.

  • Apocalypse is a boombox way already covered that all the gun instead is chiller on Repeat.

  • Yes, sir.

  • Parted like I always say, If you can't beat the beat, then move your feet.

  • Uh huh.

  • Hello?

  • Hey, Free lovers coming at you with another How to video to help buff your brains.

  • Come here.

  • You feeling okay?

  • Yeah.

  • Why?

  • Well, now you kind of said brains.

  • Well, like a zombie.

  • Well, yeah, because today we're showing you folks how to survive the zombie apocalypse.

  • I Oh, what a relief.

  • For a second there, I thought you might actually better Zombie.

  • Who we pray.

  • Yeah, glad you're definitely 100% for sure.

  • Not a zombie.

  • OK, now let's get to it.

  • Let's learn how to kill them.

  • Hey, not so fast Orange.

  • There's more to it than that.

  • Step one.

  • Go on the defensive.

  • That means protect yourself in any way you can run, Hide, barricade yourself, explode a bunch of TNT.

  • Stop going on.

  • The defensive means defending yourself orange, not using violence.

  • I get you like you into your brain.

  • Getting rid of your brain.

  • Yeah, Just got to sing it from your body That way the zombie.

  • You'll have no reason to chase.

  • You know, brain.

  • That's a great point.

  • Orange.

  • Oh, except the tiny little detail that people can't jettison their brains.

  • Oh, and if you never had a brain to begin with, even better.

  • This'll is not helping.

  • Dude, we're trying to survive the zombie apocalypse.

  • And the best way to do that is to keep off the zombies radar altogether.

  • Okay, but what if they do find you?

  • If they find you, go ahead.

  • Your sandy, right.

  • Well, right.

  • What would there are?

  • Other options you should try.

  • First step to.

  • If the zombies do find you, then I suppose it's time to go on the offensive.

  • Now, this is what I'm talking about.

  • Knives and guns and stuff.

  • Oh, that's too bad.

  • That yes, orange hair.

  • What's wrong with your eyes?

  • Why are you looking at my brain like that?

  • I think you know the answer Orange way.

  • You're Bambi?

  • How do I always block for them?

  • In the best part is I got you separated from your TNG.

  • You're helpless, boy.

  • Hey, boss, There's no brains in here.

  • What?

  • Yeah.

  • No brain.

  • Hello.

  • We need a hiccup orange.

  • You don't have a brain?

  • I guess not.

  • Honestly, it explains a lot.

  • There is something in there.

  • What is it?

  • What is it?

  • Yes.

  • Oh, Mhm.

  • Mhm.

Mhm.

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