(laughter)

(oozing sounds)

(laughter)

(bones cracking)

(grunting noises)

(growls)

(laugher)

- Hoppin through the woods, like I do.

Utterly alone, just me and kazoo.

(kazoo noises)

(sirens)

Huh, that's a weird noise. I wonder if I should be alarmed.

(laughs)

(tree falling down)

Hmm, seems like these interruptions are happening with

a lot more frequency. (laughs)

- Child, remove, vile.

- Ooh, the ol' random word game, huh?

I love this game, HAHAHA. Booger, snickerdoodle, wombat.

- Grr, remove, nine, eighteen.

- Eleventeen, sleven!

- Grr, stop!

- Slop, piggly wiggly sniffle dork!

- No, I mean stop. I'm not playing the random word game.

- Wombat!

- ARRGGHHHHH!!!!!

(maniacal laughter)

- So, what's the skinny, slender-man?

Whatcha doin' way out here in the woods?

- What? I am not Slender-man.

- Sure you are. Long legs, long arms, no face,

hanging out in the woods at night.

- I am not Slender-man, okay? I'm nothing like Slender-man!

- I dunno, you seem kinda like Slender-man.

- I am not like Slender-man. I am Siren Head.

Totally different, okay?! And you should be absolutely

terrified right now, because there's nowhere you can run.

- I already knew that. No legs! (laughs)

- Ugh.

- Ohh, hey! Hey wanna be Slender-man heyyy!

- Grr. I am not wannabe Slender-man.

- Hey naked Slender-man! Hey!

- Arghhhh! What?

- I think we should call you pretenderman. (laughs)

- Argghh! That's it, if you don't know who I am,

that's fine. But you're about to find out.

- And you're about to find out who I am.

- I know who you are. You're an annoying little orange

who's about to die.

- Nuh uh, I'm Kazoo Head.

- What?

- I'm Kazoo Head. See?

(kazoo plays)

(laughter)

- Is that supposed to be funny? Am I a joke to you?

- Great idea! How's this for a joke, knock knock.

- Who's there?

- Funniest joke ever.

- Funniest joke ever who?

- Funniest joke ever was that time Pretenderman

said he was nothing like Slender-man. (laughs)

- AAARRRGGGGHHHHH!!!

(Siren Head hitting the ground)

- Fun noises! I can make noises too

(kazoo plays)

(motorboat noises)

(farts)

(laughter)

- Grr, this is so offensive!

- Why! We're just two horror monsters having a conversation.

- That's not how this works, kid!

You can't just make up a new horror monster

off the top of your head!

- I didn't, I made it up on the top of my head! (laughs)

- How is the kazoo even making noise?

It's nowhere near your mouth.

- That's my secret. I play it with my butt. (laughs)

- That makes even less sense!

- Sorry, maybe this makes more sense.

One, seventeen, child, vile.

- Would you knock it off already!

- Remove, wombat!

- Ugh, you're mocking me, aren't you?

Well you won't be mocking me after I--

- No, remove wombat!

- Huh? Gaaahhhhh!!

(wombat attacking Siren Head)

- Well, poor Pretenderman. Nothing worse than

getting attacked by a wombat while naked.

(laughter)

Well, hopefully that's the last rip off,

horror character I see tonight.

Hey! Hey Suck E. Cheese! (laughter)

- Ughhhh