[Car door opens]

[Car door closes]

[Car engine revs]

[Keys jingle]

- Are we learning yet?

- Hey!

[Tires screech]

- We have to get as far away from the city as possible.

[Car door opens]

- Just head south.

[Car door closes]

Keep it under 65. We don't wanna be pulled over.

- Affirmative.

- No, no, no, no, no. no. no.

You gotta listen the way people talk.

You don't say A-ffirmative.

or some shit like that.

You say, "No problemo".

and if someone comes after you with an attitude

you say, "Eat me".

and if you wanna shine them on it's,

"Hasta la vista, baby".

- Hasta la vista, baby?

- Yeah! Later dickwad!

and if someone gets upset, you say, "Chill out".

or you could do combinations.

- Chill out... dickwad

- That's great! See, you're getting it.

- No problemo.

[Truck horn blares]

- You got any cash?

- I gotta couple hundred bucks.

I'll give you half.

Mom!

- Get some food. - Jeez.

[Car door opens]

[Car door closes] - No sense of humor.

[Car door closes]

That's another thing.

- You can lighten up a bit yourself.

- This severe routine is getting old, okay?

I mean you're acting like such a geek.

Smile once in a while.

- Smile?

- Yeah.

You know, smile.

Watch.

Hi,

nice place you got here.

How's business?

- Gimme a break.

- Okay. Bad example.

See that guy over there, that's a smile.

That's good.

Maybe you could practice in front of a mirror or something.

Want some of my fries?

Need any help?

- No!

- [Kid1]: I got you! - [Kid2]: No, you didn't!

- [Kid1]: Got you! - [Kid2]: No, you didn't!

- [Kid1]: See, I got you. I came around here and got you.

- [Kid2]: No, you didn't.

- [Kid2]: I told you I'm (quick) - [Kid1]: No, you aren't.

- We're not gonna make it, are we?

People, I mean.

- It's in your nature to destroy yourselves.

- Yeah.

Major drag, huh?

- Kid's mom: Break it up before I wring both of your necks. Come on.