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so I probably don't know these animals to you.
所以我可能對你不瞭解這些動物。
These amazing thes anime is enemy worry off to a good start, E m lady.
這些驚人的動漫是敵人的煩惱開了個好頭,E m女士。
And this up with this saying I am Lady E.
而這與這句話我是E夫人。
I am ready.
我已經準備好了
I mean, maybe I am ready.
我的意思是,也許我已經準備好了。
I am ready e I'm a lady.
我已經準備好了,我是一個女人。
It's fun.
這很有趣。
E stage stage.
E階段階段。
What the heck are they saying?
他們到底在說什麼?
It's like Japanese or something.
就像日本人還是什麼。
It's like it's a different language.
這就像它是一種不同的語言。
I apologize.
我向你道歉
I'm so sorry, guys.
我很抱歉,夥計們。
I'm sorry to you at home the viewers.
我對不起你在家裡的觀眾。
I'm sure that you could probably guess this, Natasha, A band down, down Now I'm on like Tinga.
我相信你可能猜到了,娜塔莎,一個樂隊倒下了,倒下了,現在我像丁加一樣了。
Good boy list or something Like they sent me boxes every once in a while, like everyone.
好孩子名單什麼的,就像他們每隔一段時間就給我發一盒,像大家一樣。
So I'll just get a little Tenga gift.
所以我就送點天涯的禮物。
Yeah, I'm not like the biggest user of tangos.
是啊,我不像最大的用戶的tangos。
I mean, cool.
我的意思是,酷。
Classic.
經典。
Wow.
哇哦
A head piece for Halloween.
萬聖節的頭飾。
I've been tangoed, man for, like, two years in a row now, and this year I'm gonna change it up.
我已經連續兩年跳探戈了 今年我要改變一下了
A book that comes out.
一本書,出來了。
I'm sorry I missed that.
對不起,我錯過了。
Is that standard interview?
這是標準的面試嗎?
It's nice.
這很好。
I could just like What are we doing this e like shooting at my face?
我可以只是喜歡我們在做什麼,這E像拍攝在我的臉上?
I guess, sir, Just what it's for.
我想,先生,這就是它的作用。
E is not word for looking fresh.
E不是詞,看著新鮮。
E I gotta clean my face while you guys were here.
你們來的時候,我得把臉洗乾淨。
Yes.
是的,我知道
You got that DUI?
你拿到了那個酒駕?
Look, what's doing?
你看,在做什麼?
Thing is something.
事情是什麼。
I was looking forward to it from Yamagata.
我在山形期待著。
Yes, e smooth thistles.
是的,E光滑的蒺藜。
Still e o e.
還是e o e。
I've got a long way.
我還有很長的路要走
Got one latest right in the host.
得到了一個最新的權利,在主機。
So you guys should have, like, taking it out of my mouth.
所以你們應該,從我嘴裡把它說出來。
I understand.
我明白了。
Sharing is caring.
分享是一種關懷。
Please don't ever do that.
請千萬不要這樣做。
Audience has to see, You know, I'm gonna do some Brett surgery.
觀眾必須看到,你知道,我要做一些佈雷特手術。
Welcome to my channel.
歡迎來到我的頻道。
E way Eyes That what Sergeant say when they're doing so?
中士在做這些事的時候會說什麼?
Oh, my God.
哦,我的上帝。
It's not working, huh?
沒有用,是吧?
Sorry.
對不起,我不知道
Don't wanna wake him.
我不想吵醒他
We the Boba Tapioca bubble tea girls.
我們波霸木薯粉泡泡茶女孩。
Are you doing that?
你在做什麼?
Teoh That song?
Teoh那首歌?
No!
不!
Yeah, way.
是啊,方式。
Thanks for coming back, you guys.
謝謝你回來,你們。
I'm bubble one.
我是泡泡一。
I'm bubble to And we are the bubble tapioca bubble tea girls We'll be here till this trend ties which just never knew.
我是泡泡,我們是泡泡木薯粉泡泡茶女孩 我們會一直在這裡,直到這個趨勢,只是從來不知道。
Bubble tea shops are opening all around Japan all around Tokyo.
泡泡茶店在日本東京各地都有開設。
I don't know if it's just around Japan and just took it.
不知道是不是在日本週邊,就這麼拿了。
We started filming s I hate this.
我們開始拍攝,我討厭這個。
I hate this question.
我討厭這個問題。
Oh, Natasha, you piece of work.
哦,娜塔莎,你的作品。
That Sasha is history.
那個薩沙已經成為歷史了。
I thought I'd be like, Bam, bam!
我以為我會像,咣噹,咣噹!
Yes.
是的,我知道
No, don't worry.
不,別擔心。
Is that Frank?
那是弗蘭克嗎?
Dude, what kind of trash is this, Natasha?
夥計,這是什麼垃圾,娜塔莎?
But then if I say anywhere, I'll get hate.
但如果我說在任何地方,我就會得到仇恨。
That's the point of this.
這就是問題的關鍵所在。
Hate this.
討厭這個。
Don't make me eat it.
不要讓我吃它。
Don't really eat it.
不要真的吃。
Oh, Natasha, you're Harry of Arctic Cod.
哦,娜塔莎,你是北極鱈魚的哈利。
Avera Action e Think that's not bad?
Avera行動e覺得還不錯?
Yeah, it's more for me.
是的,這對我來說更多。
And how did you suffer?
你又是怎麼受的?
What's my hair moves?
我的頭髮是怎麼動的?
I can't see anything anymore.
我什麼都看不見了。
That was the first to play the game.
那是第一個玩這個遊戲的人。
Hello, everybody.
大家好
I've always wanted to wear this.
我一直想穿這個。
Thank you.
謝謝你了
Honestly, I think that I got a really convenient, costly outfit because it's so warm.
說實話,我覺得我買到的衣服真的很方便,成本很高,因為它很溫暖。
I have three layers.
我有三層。
Yeah, true.
是的,沒錯
And all these pretty girls Wait, He packed?
還有這些漂亮的女孩 等等,他打包了?
That's not very gentlemanly.
這不是很有紳士風度。
If a butler did that, he'd be fired.
如果一個管家這樣做,他就會被解僱。
That's a picture.
那是一張照片。
Are you using my phone?
你在用我的手機嗎?
E think this might be a motto?
E認為這可能是一個座右銘?
Don't from your perspective e o.
不要從你的角度E O。
Yeah.
是啊。
Cool and all that Suki on a dog.
酷和所有的蘇基在狗。
A Suki.
Suki。
Cool man.
酷的人。
I got sick.
我生病了。
Suki kinds of got Suki.
蘇木那種得到蘇木。
Oh, Ready Oh, one time.
哦,準備好了哦,一次。
One time.
一次。
It's a little too you.
這有點太你。
Man.
人。
You got to get everyone.
你得把所有人都叫來
I don't think I don't think we can waste any more money on this one way.
我覺得不能再在這一條路上浪費錢了。
I'm gonna do my best way.
我要用我最好的方式。
There's no way it will go back.
它不可能再回去了。
I love you.
我愛你
Melting cares for you betrayed me.
融化關心你背叛了我。
Okay, so strategy, it's got its legs.
好吧,戰略,它有它的腿。
Stick it out.
堅持下去。
We're gonna try to grab it from the but in the leg Like waking over close So big How do I aim for just a buck?
我們要試著從腿上抓住它,就像醒來時離得很近,那麼大,我怎麼能只瞄準一塊錢?
It's just like let me around my way What?
就像讓我用我的方式什麼?
20 on down Boogie, Boogie down in?
二十歲的布吉,布吉在嗎?
Yes.
是的,我知道
Well Hmm.
嗯嗯。
We just went and picked make out on the island.
我們剛剛去了,在島上挑選了親熱。
There's so many trees.
有這麼多樹。
Okay, Need to appeal.
好吧,需要上訴。
That's it.
就這樣吧
E guess it's a restaurant made up entirely of vending machines.
E想這是一家完全由自動售貨機組成的餐廳。
Yeah, this is comedy stuff, but no people.
是啊,這是喜劇的東西,但沒有人。
Yeah.
是啊。
Hello.
你好啊
Nothing else.
沒有別的。
Say hello.
打個招呼
No one.
沒有人。
Thank you.
謝謝你了
Thank you.
謝謝你了
Oh, amazing.
哦,令人驚訝。
Amazing Giant Joey showed you his prize possession.
驚人的巨人喬伊向你展示了他的獎品財產。
That is mine.
那是我的。
That it's pretty dope because it lights up and make sounds so nice.
這是很不錯的,因為它亮了起來,使聲音那麼好聽。
Wow way.
哇方式。
Put it above the TV.
放在電視上面。
Don't wait.
別等了
Just Oh, sure you love beer, right?
只是哦,你肯定喜歡啤酒,對吧?
I love you.
我愛你
So I have a autumn pair too high, and you have a lot of flavor here.
所以我的秋對太高了,你這裡很有味道。
So let's get the right one day.
所以,讓我們有朝一日對症下藥。
Now I'm gonna reach for mind.
現在,我將達到的頭腦。
That's the way a e Let's try that, Okay?
就這樣,我們試試,好嗎?
I don't want any more.
我不想要了
I don't want anymore.
我不想要了。
I'm so blind.
我真是瞎了眼。
Stop.
停止。
Please.
求你了
Please.
求你了
Oh, thank God.
哦,感謝上帝。
Driving by in splashing pedestrians with water in rainy weather is illegal and can carry fines up to 70 About $70.
在雨天用水潑行人的情況下開車經過是違法的,最高可罰款70約70元。
E Hope it's true.
希望是真的
Despise people do that unless it's made his driveway that way.
鄙視別人這麼做,除非是把他的車道弄成那樣。
Quite fun.
去掉樂趣。
There's someone does it to may.
有人這樣做,可。
It's completely wrong way.
這是完全錯誤的方式。
Natasha is getting the shot.
娜塔莎要出手了
I missed it.
我錯過了。
You look so funny.
你看起來很有趣。
Just like squatting under a bush.
就像蹲在灌木叢下一樣。
This is what it looks like when we get in the shot.
這就是我們入鏡後的樣子。
Oh, yeah.
哦,是的。
Keep the faith, baby.
保持信心,寶貝。
It's the climb.
這是攀登。
Is that my heart?
那是我的心嗎?
Yeah.
是啊。
There's gonna be another mountain town was gonna want to make it move.
會有另一個山城是想讓它移動。
Look at this beautiful view behind us.
看看我們身後這美麗的景色。
It looks like we'll fall down, though I actually was just thinking like, what if a kid just pushes me hoping?
看起來我們會倒下,不過其實我剛才在想,如果一個孩子就這樣推著我希望呢?
I mean, kids are crazy they could do it.
我的意思是,孩子們都瘋了,他們可以做到這一點。
Oh, no.
哦,不
A lot of e way are ready for Kobe beef.
很多e路都準備好了神戶牛肉。
But Natasha Kobe is torturing us.
但娜塔莎-科比在折磨我們。
Yeah, so we're gonna right?
是啊,所以我們要去吧?
Yes.
是的,我知道
No.
不知道
Yes.
是的,我知道
No.
不知道
Or like in whatever order that I decide.
或者像我決定的任何順序。
And they wouldn't know until they paradise and find out.
而他們不知道,直到他們天堂和發現。
Is that all right?
可以了嗎?
No, you don't have a choice.
不,你沒有選擇。
It's fine.
沒事的
It's a way Can't eat Kobe beef If we get more for me, let's decide what they should dio.
這是一個方法 不能吃神戶牛肉 如果我們得到更多的我,讓我們決定他們應該dio。
I think it should be a fair Yes and no percentage.
我認為應該是一個公平的Yes和No的百分比。
Okay.
好吧,我知道了
Alright, guys, the fit!
好了,夥計們,適合!
Lithe E no!
Lithe E no!
Damn it!
該死的!
You Yeah!
你是啊!
Stop it!
停下來!
Don't expose me.
別揭發我
Stop, stop, stop!
停,停,停!
Yeah!
是啊!
You all right?
你沒事吧?
Yes.
是的,我知道
Yeah, Yes!
對,對!
Oh, The tone is articulate.
哦,語氣很有條理。
E really need this e clearly I e just want to reiterate that this is a positive experience, actually.
E真的需要這個e清楚我e只是想重申,這是一個積極的經驗,其實。
E my legs looking different.
我的腿看起來不一樣了。
E come here, boys.
過來,孩子們
It's Emma.
我是艾瑪
Alright, guys.
好吧,夥計們。
So today is my fifth day as an official Pokemon trainer and I see something in the wild bushes.
所以今天是我成為正式寵物小精靈訓練師的第五天,我在野外灌木叢中看到了一些東西。
Your whole it's Yeah, yeah, Japanese spots Judo, kendo, karate something One of those two Mutt Onley Japanese mutt.
是的,是的,日本人的柔道,劍道,空手道什麼的,那兩個人中的一個Mutt Onley日本雜種。
Oh, God.
哦,天啊
I don't name the Judo Manor house and tell me, Matt E.
我不說出柔道莊園的名字,告訴我,馬特E。
Jake and shake it shake and bake.
傑克和搖動它搖動和烘烤。
But that works too big.
但這工程量太大。
Last question.
最後一個問題。
Jump up crazy.
瘋狂的跳起來。
Have to jump Hands up.
要跳起來 手舉起來
What?
什麼?
I'm putting my hands up in Japan drinking after she Oh shop.
我把我的手在日本喝酒後,她哦店。
One shop called you Tokyo happening Bar Joe Dantonio on, like, mansion hotel.
有一家店叫你東京發生酒吧喬-丹東尼奧在,像,豪宅酒店。
A love hotel.
一家愛情旅館。
That's a very fun time.
這是一個非常有趣的時間。
It's fun time, everybody.
這是有趣的時間,大家。
Another hotel, everybody.
又是一家酒店,各位。
Everybody s e o.
每個人都有自己的想法
You guys would just start the race.
你們就開始比賽吧。
Yeah.
是啊。
321 Look at that.
321你看那。
If that isn't, how did you go?
如果不是,你是怎麼走的?
I don't know What iss Okay, I'm gonna shove this in my face as fast as possible because you don't have to walk down the street with it.
我不知道什麼是好的,我要去推這個在我的臉上儘快 因為你不必走在街上與它。
You have to eat it and shut.
你得吃了它,然後關。
My mouth s so good.
我的嘴真好。
Every layer is a different flavor.
每一層都是不同的味道。
Uh, everything is really expensive.
呃,所有的東西都很貴。
See, there's like a 390 n shop, but I don't really have more than 300.
你看,有像390的N家店,但我真的沒有超過300。
You know what?
你知道嗎?
I'm feeling kind of thirsty.
我覺得有點口渴。
Waken by a drink driving shit.
被酒後駕車的狗屎給吵醒了。
What is always good?
什麼東西總是好的?
Okay, e She saw it so good.
好吧,她看到了這麼好。
E don't understand this game.
我不明白這個遊戲。
I think I have to chase somebody around and throw balls at them.
我想我得追著別人跑,然後向他們扔球。
Is that the game?
那是遊戲嗎?
E and human is the target dyke home forever human.
E和人是目標堤家永遠的人。
Come on.
來吧。
Whoever Heady stuff you're on.
不管你是誰,Heady的東西。
Oh, what?
哦,什麼?
Okay.
好吧,我知道了
321 Yeah.
321 是的
So this is a big, very, very small stream on defy.
所以,這是在defy上的一個大流,非常非常小的流。
Throw this one.
扔這個。
You see what's gonna be happening?
你知道接下來會發生什麼嗎?
Yeah, It's so found that way.
是的,它是如此發現的方式。
E feel like they keep getting the bait before I could get the fish, But I'm gonna try my best.
我覺得他們在我釣到魚之前就已經上鉤了 但我會盡力的。
E o Short is the master.
E o短是主人。
I'm the big loser since the Guaita uh, black I e o that if you do it anyway, Character that sounds like that, please let us know in the comments, e That's what Chris Bruins sounds like.
我是大輸家自瓜塔呃,黑我e o那如果你做的反正,人物,聽起來像,請在評論中讓我們知道,e這就是克里斯-布魯斯的聲音。
Something sometime.
某個時候的事情。
Yeah, way we'll see you in the next video.
是啊,我們會看到你在下一個視頻的方式。