[groaning]

Let's get this house.

[ghostly moaning]

There is no candy here!

Only onions.

Now move along.

Ooh!

Woah, candy? That is so scary. Right, SpongeBob?

SpongeBob?

[shivering]

SpongeBob, why are you hiding in there?

You'll miss all the scary stuff.

I don't want to see the scary stuff, Patrick.

Okay? I admit it.

I love trick or treating but I am too afraid to go out on Halloween.

It's all in your head, SpongeBob. You just have to remember one simple trick.

And that is, scary equals funny!

Scary equals funny!

Hm, never looked at it that way before.

[bell dinging]

[intense choir music playing]

Ah.

Music to my ears.

Halloween night. And everyone's getting their bloomers scared off.

[laughing]

[groaning]

Who dares to laugh at all Hallows Eve?

I'm gonna find out.

[laughing]

Gee, who would have thought I'd be laughing myself silly tonight?

[laughing]

You!

[screaming]

You dare to laugh on Halloween?

Um, I guess so?

[laughing]

Well I'm sorry kid. I had no idea how fright deprived you were.

Not to worry. You're in bad hands.

[laughing]

Ah!

[sinister laughing]

This music doesn't sound funny SpongeBob.

[shrieking]

[laughing]

♪ When you hear the Lonesome ring of chimes ♪

♪ That bring the spirits singing Soon your spine is tingling ♪

♪ And there's just One thing to say, ahh! ♪

Boo!

[laughing]

[groaning]

How can he still be laughing?

I've never been so humiliated.

I gotta do something here.

[sinister laughing]

Happy Halloween.

What in Fort Worth?

- Trick or treat! - Trick or treat!

Huh?

[groaning]

[laughing]

Patrick! Help me!

[laughing]

That almost looks like Sandy.

[laughing]

SpongeBob!

Patrick!

Patrick, what's wrong with you?

I was wrong SpongeBob. Sometimes scary equals scary.

[screaming]

Success!

I knew that would get him!

[screaming]

That's the scariest thing I ever saw in my life.

Me too. But we gotta go back. We gotta save our friends.

Oh you're right.

[groaning]

You couldn't frighten me in a million eternities, kid.

I think he could, master. You've never seen what's inside his brain.

His brain? Hah! What's scary about that?

[laughing]

[crying]

I bet you don't have a scary thought in your entire brain.

[laughing]

I love you this much.

[screaming]

[frog croaking]

[screaming]

So much horror.

[screaming]

[yelling]

Oh.

[yelling]

But did we learn anything?

Sure. We learned not to be afraid to never be scared of being afraid again.

[laughing]

My employee saved us!

Party at the Krusty Krab! For a reasonable fee.

[laughing]