at the last second?

在最後一秒？

Or, say something bad about you behind your back.

或者，在背後說你的壞話。

Or steal your entire pet rock collection.

或者偷取你的全部寵物石收藏。

Debbie, I know you're out there.

黛比，我知道你在外面。

Well (bleep) that and (bleep) shitty friends.

嗯(嗶)，還有(嗶)低劣的朋友。

You can take control of your life.

你可以掌控自己的生活。

What I'm about to show you is the only

我要給你看的是唯一的。

100% surefire way to make a new friend.

100％的肯定的方式，以使一個新的朋友。

(funky chillout music)

(時髦的休閒音樂)

Some of my friends could learn a thing or two from foam,

我的一些朋友可以向保麗龍學習一兩樣東西。

be a little more flexible.

要靈活一點。

Do you know why hot glue is good for friendships?

你知道為什麼熱膠對友情有好處嗎？

Cuz it helps you stick together.

因為這能幫助你們團結一致

You know, making crafts is actually a really good way

你知道嗎，做手工其實是一個很好的方式。

to get rid of unwanted aggression.

以擺脫不必要的侵害。

(funky chillout music)

(時髦的休閒音樂)

You know, real people are so unpredictable.

你知道嗎，現實中的人是如此的不可預知。

Here I can bend the elements to my whim.

在這裡，我可以隨心所欲地彎曲元素。

You know, there's always room for improvement.

你知道，總是有改進的空間。

We can make them better, faster, more likely

我們可以讓它們變得更好、更快、更有可能。

to answer texts in a timely fashion.

及時回覆簡訊。

And there you have it, a friend you can trust.

就這樣，你有了一個可以信賴的朋友。

So do you wanna hang out this weekend, or...?

所以，你週末想出去玩玩嗎，還是... ... ？

- Oh, totally, I totally would, I'm just really busy.

- 哦，完全，我完全會，我只是真的很忙。

- Um, we could do like lunch though or something.

- 嗯，我們可以做喜歡的午餐雖然或東西。

- Yeah, this whole month is pretty crazy.

- 是啊，這整個月都很瘋狂。

- Yeah, no, that's cool, I'm really busy too actually,

- 是啊，不，這很酷，其實我也很忙。

so it's fine, yeah.

所以它的罰款，是的。

- Oh, I'll totally, I'll text you.

- 哦，我完全，我會發短信給你。

- Oh, okay.

- 哦，好吧。

Yeah.

是啊。

Sounds good.

聽起來不錯

Wait, you don't have a phone.

等等，你沒有手機。

You're a puppet.

你是個傀儡

(funky music)

(時髦音樂)