at the last second?

Or, say something bad about you behind your back.

Or steal your entire pet rock collection.

Debbie, I know you're out there.

Well (bleep) that and (bleep) shitty friends.

You can take control of your life.

What I'm about to show you is the only

100% surefire way to make a new friend.

(funky chillout music)

Some of my friends could learn a thing or two from foam,

be a little more flexible.

Do you know why hot glue is good for friendships?

Cuz it helps you stick together.

You know, making crafts is actually a really good way

to get rid of unwanted aggression.

(funky chillout music)

You know, real people are so unpredictable.

Here I can bend the elements to my whim.

You know, there's always room for improvement.

We can make them better, faster, more likely

to answer texts in a timely fashion.

And there you have it, a friend you can trust.

So do you wanna hang out this weekend, or...?

- Oh, totally, I totally would, I'm just really busy.

- Um, we could do like lunch though or something.

- Yeah, this whole month is pretty crazy.

- Yeah, no, that's cool, I'm really busy too actually,

so it's fine, yeah.

- Oh, I'll totally, I'll text you.

- Oh, okay.

Yeah.

Sounds good.

Wait, you don't have a phone.

You're a puppet.

(funky music)