This show is filmed in front of a live studio audience.

這個節目是在演播室現場觀眾面前拍攝的。

[screaming]

[尖叫]

Who dares--

誰敢...

My beard!

我的鬍子！

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

Who dares disturb the Flying Dutchman?!

誰敢打擾 "飛翔的荷蘭人"？

You're not the Flying Dutchman.

你不是 "飛翔的荷蘭人"。

Yeah, the Flying Dutchman has a beard.

是啊，"飛翔的荷蘭人 "有鬍子。

I don't look like the Flying Dutchman because you morons cut off my beard!

我不像飛翔的荷蘭人，因為你們這些白痴剪掉了我的鬍子！

Your beard will just grow back.

你的鬍子會重新長出來的

You know nothing of my facial hair!

你對我的臉毛一無所知！

It will take a thousand years for my beard to grow back!

我的鬍子要一千年才能長回來!

Until my beard grows back,

直到我的鬍子長回來。

I'm going to turn you two fools into ghosts.

我要把你們兩個笨蛋變成鬼。

Prepare to be ghostified!

準備好被鬼化吧！

Ghostified?

鬼化？

Hah, it's not even a real word.

哈，這甚至不是一個真正的詞。

[laughing]

[笑]

Okay, you're having too much fun.

好吧，你玩得太開心了。

We're mermaids!

我們是美人魚！

You're ghosts!

你們是鬼！

We're ghosts!

我們是鬼！

- Yay! - Yay!

- 呀！- 呀！

This isn't really working out the way I imagined.

這並不是我想象中的工作方式。

Boo!

噓！

We're screaming!

我們在尖叫！

Boo!

噓！

We're going to haunt you...

我們會纏著你... ...

forever!

永遠

Well, that killed the mood.

好吧，這讓人掃興。

I knew I shouldn't have lent them my lawnmower.

我就知道我不應該把割草機借給他們。

Good night, Patrick.

晚安，帕特里克

Being a ghost can sure tire you out.

做鬼肯定會累死你。

Good night, ghost buddy.

晚安，鬼友。

Hey, Patrick.

嘿，帕特里克。

I didn't sleep so good last night.

我昨晚沒睡好。

I didn't sleep at all!

我根本就沒睡！

I can see through my eyelids!

我可以通過我的眼皮看到！

My eyelids!

我的眼皮！

I'm late for work!

我上班要遲到了！

My eyelids!

我的眼皮！

I don't want to be a ghost anymore, Patrick!

我不想再做鬼了，帕特里克！

I don't either! I can't eat anything!

我也沒有！我什麼都不能吃！

Food just goes right through me!

食物就這樣穿過我的身體！

Maybe the weird hairless man will change us back?

也許無毛怪人會把我們變回來？

Yeah! Let's go see the Flying Dutchman!

好啊！我們去看 "飛翔的荷蘭人 "吧！

Change us back! Change us back!

把我們換回來！把我們換回來！

We don't like being ghosts! I don't want to be a ghost!

我們不喜歡做鬼！我不想做鬼！

Please, Mr. Dutchman, we can't take it!

拜託，達屈先生，我們不能接受！

Constantly moaning and groaning!

不停地呻吟著，呻吟著!

Invisible to the world!

隱身於世！

Living without a soul...

沒有靈魂的生活...

- It's miserable! - How could anyone live like this?!

- 太慘了！- 怎麼會有人這樣生活？

[laughing]

[笑]

Mm... I guess you feel my pain.

嗯...我想你能感受到我的痛苦

I'll lift the curse from you.

我會解除你的詛咒。

Hey, we're still ghosts!

嘿，我們仍然是鬼！

Yeah, yeah, yeah. The curse will wear off when my beard grows back.

是啊，是啊，是啊。當我的鬍子長出來的時候，詛咒就會消失。

But we want to be normal now!

但我們現在想做正常人！

Well, I want to be on my date now, but you knuckleheads loused that up, too!

我現在就想去約會，但你們這些笨蛋也把約會搞砸了！

- Makeover! - Makeover!

- 改頭換面！- 改頭換面！

[music playing]

[音樂播放]

Thanks, fellas!

謝謝，夥計們！

I love the new beard.

我喜歡這個新鬍子。

Well, I'm off on my date.

好吧，我去約會了。

Don't wait up!

別等了！

I don't get it.

我不明白

Several months later.

幾個月後。

Well, here we are several months later.

好了，幾個月後，我們在這裡。

I wonder how the Dutchman and his new girlfriend are doing.

不知道荷蘭人和他的新女友怎麼樣了。

I can't do it!

我做不到！

She wants to marry me!

她想嫁給我！

I ain't the marrying type!

我不是結婚的類型！

[screaming]

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