-Yeah. -But me and the Joker, we are so through!

Okay, cool, yeah. No, for sure.

[man] Huh?

[Joker] Oh, come on.

Hey, does anyone know our damn Wi-Fi password?

Harley? Oh. Is that you?

It's me, dickhead.

Uh, by the way, that's also the Wi-Fi password.

What is? "It's-me-dickhead?" or just "me-dickhead"?

Ah, it doesn't matter. You look fantastic. Is that new lipstick, or--

-Ya treated me bad. -What?

-Ya lied to me. -Aw.

-Ya never loved me. -Come on.

I know that now.

Well, well, heh, that's nonsense, puddin'.

My motives are never clear! I'm an agent of chaos!

That's what you love about me!

Not anymore. We're through.

Oh, yeah, this again? Look, let me make this clear.

You don't ever break up with me!

I'm the top supervillain in Gotham.

Not for long. 'Cause you're lookin' at your replacement.

You? [laughs] Replace me?

I created you!

You won't even get out of this building alive unless I let you.

[whistles]

[men chuckling]

-[swords slashing] -[guns cocking]

[blowing]

Bring it, bitch.

[electricity buzzing]

[grunting]

[groans]

-[Joker chuckling] -[bomb laughing]

[beeping]

Ooh! Ah!

[all chuckling]

[grunting]

[groans]

[squeals]

Just say the word and I'll call it off.

[coughing]

Till death do us part.

Oh, fine. Kill her.

[grunting]

[Joker laughing]

[grunts]

Ooh!

[grunting]

[screaming]

Hell yeah!

[screaming]

[bomb beeping]

[both grunting]

-[groans] -[bomb beeping]

[Harley laughing]

Hey, I was just gonna see if you need any help, but you seem good.

Love the new look.

Gonna go pick up some Thai food. Text me what you want?

Oh wait, I'll have a green potato curry.

Yeah, but I said... [stammering] Just text it to me.

-But you're right here. -Yeah, but, I'm not gonna remember it.

And then you won't like what I get you

-and you're gonna want some of mine. -[sighs in frustration]

Just, just fuckin' text it.

[whimpering] Oh, what?

You gonna kill me now?

No, I want you alive so I can see the look on your face

when I'm runnin' this town.