That little monster can--

[stuttering]

He bit me!

Gary! No!

Dirty boy. This isn't like you.

It's what Gary wants,

and what Gary wants is me.

Right, Gary? Huh?

He only liked me for my shorts.

No, Patrick.

He wanted the cookie in your pocket.

[meowing]

G--G--Gary?

[burping]

[meowing]

Gary! There's a bomb strapped to me v=chest!

It's gonna explode in three seconds unless you take a bath!

Please?

That's it, I'm finished!

We've been here for three days and haven't gotten a nibble!

This is hopeless!

Yeah, and I've gotta get home to feed Gary.

If I don't come back, Chip, take good care of Gary.

[meowing]

Oh, a tea party! Cute!

Do you mind if I join you? I'd just love a spot of tea.

What kind of tea is it? Green tea? Early grey? Oolong?

Slippery elm?

Gee, I think he likes that ball more than me.

Smelly, meet Gary.

Oh, look at that, Smelly, Gary likes you!

[hissing]

Gary, no!

Gary!

Gary, could you, uh... Gary, no!

Gary!

Alright, Gary, you have duked and/or frustrated me for the last time.

Now if we can just check the undercarriage.

[shrieking]

[gasping]

Gary, no!

Gary, you spit him out right now.

I'm sorry. He usually only bites me.

[meowing]

[meowing]

[meowing]

[cheering]

[meowing]

OK, that's just creepy.

Gary, I think you need to spend some time away from this ball.

This isn't helping your case.

I guess we don't need to worry about that old monster anymore.

[groaning]

Huh?

[screaming]

Guys? Guys? Guys?

[hissing]

Gary, calm down. We're all friends here.

[growling]

Ow!

[gasping]

Open up, Gary! I'm still in my underwear.

You're not hungry?

[meowing]

Oh, of course.

Do you wanna go for a walk?

Gary, you really need to work on your pronunciation.

[meowing]

[groaning]

[meowing]

Yeah, I am ripped.

Oh, no! I bathed Gary too hard and removed his skin!

[meowing]

Gary!

Bring that ladder back this instant!

I am really not amused, mister!

You are going to take a bath and you are going to get clean right now!

[meowing]

I'll take that.

[gasping]

Gary, how could you?

You are going to have to make a choice. It's either me or the...

[squeaking]

Well, fine.

I hope you two will be very happy... together.

Without me. Goodbye.