And PatBoy!

Reporting for duty!

And why aren't you in uniform?

I'm the Flying Dutchman!

Oooh!

I don't know who I am!

Hey, where's your costume?

Close your eyes.

Okay, open 'em.

I'm a lovely flower, whooh!

[both] Meatball, meatball! Spaghetti underneath!

Ravioli, ravioli! Great barrier reef!

It's the new Krusty Krew uniform.

I designed it myself.

Okay, this is it, SpongeBob.

Now tell her how you really feel about that uniform.

Okay, Squidward.

Pearl...

This is the greatest uniform ever!

- Check it out! - Sweet Neptune!

Hey, man, you look like you've had a rough day!

How'd you like to chill out with a nice massage?

Aah!

I am the evil Dr. Franken-Cheeks!

Hey, everybody! It's Leif Erikson Day!

[mumbles]

Hey, cool crowd.

What's shaking?

[chuckling]

Yeah!

Hey, hipsters. It's groovy, cats.

Oh, I can dig it.

If that's how it is, then I am joining the other side!

Well, fine, me too!

Kelp powder, for muscle mass.

Raw eggs, 'cause they're cliche.

And nails, for toughness!

Well, of course I expect you to eat this.

It's scientifically designed to help you win tomorrow!

Gary?

Wow, pretty good time!

I'm Man Ray! I've returned from the murky depths

to seek my revenge and banish your souls to the nether regions!

Their defenses are strong, but they're no match for my Man Ray Ray!

You're not dealing with an ordinary fry cook!

It's time for you to meet...

Fry Boy, Defender of--

Oh!

Fry Boy, Defender of the Krabby Patty!

Look, Mr. Krabs! I'm you!

Oh, my! This purse is so big and heavy!

Hold it right there, ma'am. I'll be taking that!

[screaming]

The Quickster!

With the uncanny ability to run really... quick.

Want to see me run to that mound and back?

You want to see me do it again?

Captain Magma!

Get him angry and he's bound to erupt!

Krakatoa!

[hissing]

The Elastic Waistband!

Able to stretch his body into fantastic shapes and forms!

I can finally touch my toes!

And Miss Appear!

Now you see her...

now you don't!

Does this outfit make me look fat?

The International Justice League of Super Acquaintances!

I've come for your pickle.

[shrieking]

Hey, SpongeBob!

Hey, cool glasses!

Just grabbing some measurements.

Sir, try to keep still.

Whoa there!

Don't you need some other measurements?

I mean, how about me inseam?

Uh, no, you can put that away, sir. I'm almost done.

Welcome to the Chum Bucket!

I'm Karen the Cat!

[meows]

Do the scary part!

[hisses]

Hi, I'm Patrick Star!

I'm the laziest, pinkest starfish in Bikini Bottom!

And I wish I were me and not SpongeBob!

Well, I must be going! Mein wifen calling me for zupper!

She is a fine Gutenchef of Fudenschlop!

Tremble before Captain Tightwad!

[muttering] Squidward.

And cower in fear of Dr. Negative.

Holy shrimp! This is the best day of my life!

I was supposed to lead the bunny hop!

This is a bunch of barnacles!

I'm breaking in!

Wow, goodsome thinking, Sir SpongeBob.

Posing as a frightened wee babe in ye ol' diapers

did make it most believable.

Yeah, you think we fooled them?

[shrieking]

Princess Pearl!

I must fulfill the prophecy while you untie Patrick and the royal doofus.

That'd be royal fool.

Patrick! Wake up!

Ready to lose?

Weather permitting, of course.

[thunder]

Aww! How are we supposed to golf in this downpour?

Our putters are getting waterlogged.

I've got a surprise for you!

Where'd he go?!

You can't fire me!

I'm not an executive at all!

Yes?

Ooh! Excuse me, me lovely!

Maybe I've got the wrong house here, but I can't say I'm disappointed.

I was seeking me old matey SpongeBob, and...

Oh, hey, Mr. Krabs.

Oh! What is this?

Curly tresses, poofy texture, itchy scalp...

[gasps] It's a wig!

Who were you expecting, Tiny Tim?

Wait, wait...

Big, aren't they?

Dude, you're ripped!

Thank... you.

- Thank you, mister ranger. - Yeah, thanks.

Greetings, children of Bikini Bottom.

I am Karen, the computer fairy.

[sings a high note]

Hey, kids!

Um, thank you all for coming!

Thank you!

Eat plenty of Krabby Patties!

You know what this means.

Donuts.

Ooh...

By the power of Neptune,

Mermaid Man and Barnacle Boy unite!

Creatures of the deep, assemble!

[struggling and grunting]

What's happening?

I missed my house, and I was hoping I could move back in.

Oh, sorry, dude. No room.

This place is, like, filled with band members and musical instruments.

At last, I have found my calling...

I am Patrick-Man, Defender of Bikini Bottom!

I'm Peggy the Pirate.

I'm Blind Beard the Pirate.

Ow.

[chuckling]

Ouch!

And now, for the final touch.

Perfect!

Hello?

What do you think, Pearl? Cleans up pretty good, doesn't he?

Yes, it is I, Santa Claus!

Ho-ho-ho--

Hoo-hee-ha-hnng.

Want to make sure that when you're gone, you are not forgotten?

Well, step on up and marvel at the latest technological wonder...

photography!

Preserve your precious punim for generations to come!

You're not wearing your spacesuit and helmet!

Uh, yeah. That's, uh...

'cause, uh, I just breathe underwater now.

It's as simple as that!

Good evening, mad'ram.

Table for two, please.

- Your name? - I be Eugene Krab...

Er... I mean, uh...

Sir Krumple O'Wrapper.

- Er, that's me name. Don't wear it out. - All right.

Magic!

Magic? Can you make yourself disappear, SpongeBob?

[laughing]

Silly Squidward!

I won't learn vanishing spells until I become a level 10 wizard!

No, I better start with something simpler.

Say, card conjuring?

Here, hold this simple playing card

while I transform it into a magic playing card before your very eyes!

I will put on this uniform and assume my duties as...

Hall Monitor!

Hey, Sandy!

Who's your friend?

But... But you're supposed to be in the gorilla suit!

I am in the gorilla suit.

I thought I was doing a pretty good job.

If you're Patrick, then who's that?

[roaring]

[gasps] A real gorilla!

Huh?

[screaming]