Here we go.

我們走吧

♪ -Hashtags ♪

標籤

♪ Hashtags ♪

# Hashtags #

-We do this thing every week where I send out a hashtag

-我們每週都會做這件事，我在那裡發了一個標籤

and ask you guys to respond to that topic.

並要求你們對該話題進行迴應。

So, this week I sent out the #IGotBusted and I asked you guys

所以，這周我發出了#被爆料#，我問你們

to tweet out a story about a time you got caught

在推特上發佈一個關於你被抓的時間的故事

doing something funny or embarrassing.

做一些有趣或尷尬的事情。

Tariq, do you get ever caught doing something

塔裡克，你有沒有被抓到 做一些事情，

funny or embarrassing? -Absolutely.

有趣還是尷尬？-絕對是

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Within minutes, it was a trending topic,

-幾分鐘後，它就成了熱門話題。

so thank you all so much for playing along.

所以非常感謝大家的配合。

And now I thought I'd share some of my favorite

現在我想我會分享一些我最喜歡的。

#IGotBusted responses from you guys.

你們的#IGotBusted迴應。

This first one is from @Brown2606.

這第一張來自@Brown2606。

She says, "When I was a teenager, I tried to sneak out

她說："當我十幾歲的時候，我就想偷偷地溜出去。

of the house late one night.

一天深夜，家裡的。

On my way out I accidentally rang the doorbell."

出門的時候我不小心按了門鈴。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

"Honey, someone's here.

"親愛的，有人來了。

It's our daughter."

是我們的女兒。"

This one's from @ummjello.

這張是@ummjello的。

She says, "My sisters threw a rager

她說："我的姐妹們舉辦了一個狂歡節

while my parents were away.

趁我父母不在的時候

We got rid of all the evidence.

我們擺脫了所有的證據。

The next day our parents came home, didn't suspect a thing

第二天，我們的父母回到家，沒有懷疑任何事情

until they turned on the ceiling fan

直到他們打開弔扇

and beer bottle caps flew off."

和啤酒瓶蓋飛掉了。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

"The fan's drinking again."

"粉絲又在喝酒了。"

This one is from @joedeprospero.

這個是@joedeprospero的。

Wow. That's a good name.

哇，好名字啊這是一個好名字。

He says, "I got caught playing air guitar by myself

他說："我自己玩空氣吉他被抓了。

and tried to pretend I was brushing lint off my shirt."

並試圖假裝我在刷掉我衣服上的絨毛。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-Yeah, that always happens.

-是的，這總是發生。

♪♪

♪♪

Jimmy! [ Laughter ]

吉米！[笑聲]

-This one's from @bellowssue.

-這張是@bellowssue發來的。

She says, "I was riding with a friend to her parents' house,

她說："我和朋友騎車去她父母家。

and we were talking about how hideously some of the houses

我們正在談論如何可怕的一些房子。

were painted in the neighborhood.

被畫在附近。

I said, 'Whoa, look at that one.'

我說："哇，看那個。

She said, 'We're here.'"

她說："我們到了。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

"That's not what -- I like it. It's actually --

"這不是什麼--我喜歡它。它實際上 -

What is it, like a scurvy green?"

這是什麼東西，像極了一片綠色的鱗片？"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

This one's from @christie0106.

這張是@christie0106的。

She says, "When I was 16 I snuck out to a club in Nashville.

她說："當我16歲的時候，我偷偷去了納什維爾的一傢俱樂部。

My mom called the club.

我媽媽給俱樂部打了電話。

They stopped the music and called my name

他們停止了音樂，叫我的名字

across the intercom, saying my mom was on the phone."

對講機裡，說我媽在打電話。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

That's good right there. Yeah, yeah, yeah.

這是很好的權利有。是啊，是啊，是啊。

This one's from @pastorkeester -- kester.

這個是@pastorkeester的... kester。

[ Laughter ] @Pastorkester76.

[笑] @Pastorkester76.

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

This is -- Sorry. There's one E.

這是... 抱歉有一個E。

@Pastorkester76.

@Pastorkester76.

-Okay.

-好吧

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-He says... [ Laughter ]

-他說...他說...

..."I was explaining to a co-worker

...... "我在向同事解釋。

that I'm bad at remembering names.

我不擅長記名字。

'What about Adam Bell,' he asks?

他問："那亞當-貝爾呢？"？

'Do you know the name Adam Bell?'

'你知道亞當-貝爾這個名字嗎？

I thought about it and said,

我想了想，說。

'It kind of sounds familiar, but no.'

'聽起來有點耳熟，但是沒有。

He replied, 'I'm Adam Bell.'"

他回答說，'我是亞當-貝爾'。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

[ Cymbal crashes ]

[鈸的崩潰]

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Is that your favorite one?

這是你最喜歡的嗎？

-Yeah, that's pretty good. That's pretty good.

-是啊，這是很不錯的。是的，這是很好的。 這是相當不錯的。

-Adam Bell is pretty good.

亞當-貝爾是相當不錯的。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Oh, my gosh.

哦，我的天哪。

I don't know why it's making me laugh.

我不知道為什麼會讓我笑。

Adam Bell.

亞當-貝爾

-Like, for some reason I hear -- -"I'm Adam Bell."

-比如，不知為什麼我聽到 -- "我是亞當-貝爾."

-I hear him saying it in, like, the Batman voice though.

-我聽到他說，像，蝙蝠俠的聲音，雖然。

-[ Deep voice ] I'm Adam Bell. -Yeah, yeah!

-我是亞當・貝爾。-是的，是的！

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-[ Normal voice ] But does he say the other lines

-但他有說其他的臺詞嗎？

like Batman, too?

也喜歡蝙蝠俠？

[ Deep voice ] "What about Adam Bell?"

[深沉的聲音]"亞當-貝爾怎麼樣？"

-Yeah, exactly.

-是的，沒錯

-"Do you know the name Adam Bell?

"你知道亞當-貝爾這個名字嗎？

-[ Deep voice ] I'm Adam Bell.

我是亞當-貝爾。

-I'm Adam Bell.

我是亞當-貝爾

-[ Normal voice ] Yeah.

-[正常聲音] 是啊。

-[ High-pitched voice ] No, I'm Adam Bell.

-不，我是亞當-貝爾。

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

-[ Deep voice ] "I'll fight you for it."

-"我會跟你拼命的"

-[ Normal voice ] "Will the real Adam Bell please sta--

-"真正的亞當-貝爾請不要... ...

In fact, I, the announcer, am the real Adam Bell."

事實上，我這個播音員才是真正的亞當-貝爾。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

This one is from @martinamelcherm.

這個是@martinamelcherm的。

She says, "I was in a group interview for a sales position

她說："我在集體面試中，應聘一個銷售崗位。

at the Disney Store when I burped

在迪士尼商店，當我打嗝

a cloud of marijuana smoke.

一團大麻煙。

It was kind of amazing, but I didn't get the job."

這有點不可思議，但我沒有得到這份工作。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

It was kind of amazing?

這是一種驚人的?

-Okay.

-好吧

-"It was kind of amazing, but I didn't get the job."

-"這是一種驚人的，但我沒有得到這份工作。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

You thought that was going to be like --

你認為這將是像 -

-I mean, you know how hard it is to burp weed smoke?

-我的意思是，你知道打嗝大麻煙有多難嗎？

[ Laughter ] -No, I don't. I have no idea.

[笑] 不，我不知道。我不知道。

-Give credit where credit is due.

-歸功於人。

-Yeah. [ Laughter ]

-是的。是啊。 [笑]

This last one is from -- I'm not kidding -- it's @iamjennymcd.

最後一個是... ...我不是在開玩笑... ...是@iamjennymcd。

Do you know Jenny McD?

你認識Jenny McD嗎？

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

"Sounds familiar, but, no, I don't know Je--"

"聽起來很熟悉，但是，不，我不認識傑--"

I am Jenny McD.

我是Jenny McD.

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Hi. I'm Adam Bell.

嗨，我是亞當-貝爾

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Want to get married?

要不要結婚？

Jenny McD.

Jenny McD.

She says, "On the way to a wedding,

她說："在去參加婚禮的路上。

an erratic driver was ticking me off.

一個不穩定的司機讓我很不爽。

I flipped him off as he passed us.

在他經過我們身邊時，我把他甩了出去。

Turns out he was the minister."

原來他是部長。"

[ Laughter ]

[笑聲]

Pastor Kester.

牧師凱斯特。

There you have it, everybody.

各位，這就是了。

Those are "Tonight Show" hashtags.

這些都是 "今夜秀 "的標籤。

To check out more of our favorites,

要查看更多我們的最愛。

go to tonightshow.com/hashtags.

去tonightshow.com/hashtags。