WOULD BE TO ENTERTAIN PEOPLE --

YOU KNOW, DO A LITTLE DANCE, SING A LITTLE SONG, TELL JOKES

, THROW A SKETCH IN EVERY NOW AN THEN, MAYBE DRIVE AROUND IN A

CAR AND SING WITH SOME PEOPLE.

NOBODY TOLD ME I'D HAVE TO SPEND A WEEK OF MY LIFE EVERY FOUR

YEARS WATCHING THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION.

( LAUGHTER ) AND IF I'M HONEST, THAT WOULD

HAVE CHANGED THINGS.

( LAUGHTER ) DID YOU WATCH LAST NIGHT,

REGGIE?

DID YOU HAPPEN TO CATCH IT?

>> Reggie: I TRIED, BUT IT'S TOO HARD TO WATCH.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT.

IT WAS QUITE THE NIGHT.

THE SETTING FOR THE WHOLE THING WAS VERY PATRIOTIC.

TAKE A LOOK AT THIS.

I THINK THE THEME WAS -- ( LAUGHTER )

I THINK THE THEME WAS "FLAG."

LOOK, I KNOW THEY SAID SOME SKETCHY THINGS, BUT IF THEY'VE

GOT THAT MANY FLAGS, THEY MUST CARE ABOUT AMERICA.

THE DAY BEGAN WITH A "ROLE CALL" VOTE AND THINGS DID NOT GET OFF

TO THE SMOOTHEST START.

TAKE A LOOK AT THE OHIO DELEGATE CASTING HIS STATE VOTE.

>> I AM BA DEUTCHIC AND I CAST OHIO'S 82 VOTES FOR DONALD JOHN

PRESIDENT.

>> WOW, WOW!

>> James: I'M SURE NO ONE NOTICED.

HIS PARENTS SAID, WELL, AT LEAST NO ONE KNOWS HE'S OUR SON.

WHAT NOW?

DONALD JOHN PRESIDENT.

I CAN ACTUALLY SEE TRUMP GOING, I LIKE IT.

I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME TO DONALD PRESIDENT, THEN I'LL BE

PRESIDENT FOREVER.

BLESS HIM.

LOOK HOW NERVOUS HE IS.

LOOK.

YOU CAN TELL FROM EVEN THE FIRST SECOND THE CAMERA COMES TO HIM

AND HE'S, LIKE, I THINK I'M ABOUT TO SAY DONALD TRUMP

PRESIDENT, AREN'T I?

I'M GOING TO SAY IT.

I AM ABOUT TO DO IT.

I'M SO SCREWED.

HERE IT COMES.

OH, THERE IT IS!

( LAUGHTER ) I JUST SAID DONALD TRUMP

PRESIDENT ON LIVE TELEVISION!

THEN THINGS REALLY RAMPED UP ONCE THE SPEAKERS TOOK TO THE

STAGE.

PEOPLE AT HOME WERE TAKEN ABACK BY DONALD TRUMP

JUNIOR'S GIRLFRIEND, KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE, WHOSE SPEECH WAS,

SHALL WE SAY, INTENSE.

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEADERS AND FIGHTERS FOR THE AMERICAN

DREAM, THE BEST -- THE YET -- TO COME!

>> James: IN HER DEFENSE, SHE'S COMPLETELY

UNHINGED.

AFTER HER SPEECH, THE HASHTAG GUILFOYLE CHALLENGE POPPED UP ON

TWITTER.

WHAT'S THE GUILFOYLE CHALLENGE, YOU SAY?

BASICALLY, IT'S THIS -- ( SHOUTING )

-- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEADERS AND FIGHTERS OF THE AMERICAN

DREAM, THE BEST -- IS YET -- TO COME!

>> James: SO GOOD.

SO GOOD.

( APPLAUSE ) THERE'S A BUNCH OF THEM.

HERE'S A SAMPLE.

>> HEY, MAGS -- ( SHOUTING )

>> LEADERS AND FIGHTERS OF THE AMERICAN DREAM, THE BEST -- IS

YET -- TO COME!

>> James: THAT'S THE GUILFOYLE CHALLENGE, THOUGH THE REAL

GUILFOYLE CHALLENGE IS TRYING TO DATE DONALD TRUMP, JR. AND

TRYING TO PRESERVE A SHRED OF YOUR DIGNITY.

SPEAKING OF DONALD TRUMP, JR., HE HAD A VIRAL SPEECH OF HIS OWN

LAST NIGHT.

HE DID A SPEECH AND AFTER HE TOOK TO STAGE, A SINGLE WORD

STARTED TRENDING ON TWITTER, AND THAT WORD WAS COCAINE.

( LAUGHTER ) ALWAYS THE TELL-TALE SIGN OF

COMPLETELY NAILING A SPEECH.

DONALD, YOU'RE TRENDING.

AM I REALLY?

IN A WAY, YEAH.

IT MAKES MORE SENSE IF YOU SEE DONALD, JR.'S FACE CLOSE UP.

LOOKT AT HIS EYES.

HE LOOKS LIKE AN EXTRA FROM THE WOLF OF WOLF STREET.

I DON'T KNOW IF THE WHOLE TRENDING OF THAT IS FAIR.

IF ANYONE WAS ON DRUGS AT THE CONVENTION YESTERDAY IT WAS THIS

GUY.

BUT DONALD, JR. OBVIOUSLY HAS TO TAKE A SWIPE AT HIS FATHER'S

OPPONENT AND HE DID NOT DISAPPOINT.

LOOK.

>> TRUMP'S POLICIES HAVE BEEN LIKE ROCKET FUEL TO THE ECONOMY

AND ESPECIALLY TO THE MIDDLE CLASS.

BIDEN HAS PROMISED TO TAKE THAT MONEY BACK OUT OF YOUR POCKET

AND KEEP IT IN THE SWAMP.

THAT MAKES SENSE, THOUGH, CONSIDERING JOE BIDEN IS

BASICALLY THE LOCH NESS MONSTER TO HAVE THE SWAMP.

>> James: DID IT MAKE SENSE?

CLEAR THIS UP AS A BRITISH PERSON.

THE LOCH NESS MONSTER DOESN'T LIVE IN A SWAMP.

SHE LIVES IN A PRISTINE SCOTTISH LAKE CALLED LOCH NESS.

IT'S KIND OF RIGHT THERE IN THE NAME.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: I GET IT.

BUT JOE BIDEN IS LEANING INTO IT.

DID YOU SEE THE BUMPER STICKER HE CAME OUT WITH TODAY?

NESS WE CAN.

( LAUGHTER ) A SLOW BURN.

A SLOW BURN.

THANK YOU, SUSAN, I APPRECIATE IT.

ALSO, LOOK AT TRUMP, JR. AGAIN.

LOOKT AT THIS.

I WAS WATCHING THIS LAST NIGHT.

DO YOU THINK HE LOOKS LIKE THE BEARD WAS THERE FIRST AND THEN

THE BEARD GREW A FACE?

( LAUGHTER ) SPEND SOME TIME THINKING, YOU

I'VE SAID IT, YOU WILL SEE IT.

THE REPUBLICANS PROMISED THEIR CONVENTION WOULD BE POSITIVE AND

UPLIFTING.

DID THEY DELIVER ON THAT PROMISE?

THEY CAN A LOOK FOR YOURSELVES AND SEE IF THIS LIFTS YOUR

SPIRITS.

♪ ♪

>> THEY WANT TO DESTROY THIS COUNTRY.

>> GOODBYE MANUFACTURING JOBS.

THEY WANT TO STEAL YOUR LIBERTIES.

>> CRIME, VIOLENCE AND MOB RULE.

WHEN WE DIAL 911, WE DON'T WANT IT GOING TO VOICEMAIL.

>> THE AMERICAN WAY OF LIFE IS BEING DISMANTLED BY A GROUP OF

BITTER, DECEITFUL, VENGEFUL ACTIVISTS WHO HAVE NEVER BUILT

ANYTHING IN THEIR LIVES.

IT'S A HORROR FILM, REALLY.

>> DON'T LET THEM STEP ON YOU!

DON'T LET THEM DESTROY YOUR FAMILIES, YOUR LIVES AND YOUR

FUTURE!

>> THEY'LL DISARM YOU, EMPTY THE PRISONS, LOCK YOU IN YOUR HOME

AND INVITEMOST-13 TO LIVE NEXT DOOR.

>> NO MATTER WHERE YOU LIVE, YOUR FAMILY WILL NOT BE SAFE IN

THE RADICAL DEMOCRATS' AMERICA.

>> DON'T LET THEM KILL FUTURE GENERATIONS BECAUSE THEY TOLD

YOU AND BRAINWASHED YOU AND FED YOUR LIES THAT YOU WEREN'T GOOD

ENOUGH!

>> AND WHILE THEY'RE DOING ALL THIS, THEY'RE ALSO TRYING TO

TAKE AWAY YOUR GUNS.

>> THE BEST -- IS YET -- TO COME!

♪ ♪

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: IT'S GOOD THAT WE

CAN LAUGH ABOUT IT, ISN'T IT?