Name: 共和黨全國代表大會的第一夜多麼令人振奮! (What an Uplifting First Night at the RNC!)
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T18:17:30.000Z
Duration: 7 min 16 s

WHEN I TOOK THIS JOB FIVE AND A HALF YEARS AGO, I THOUGHT MY JOB

當我五年半前接受這份工作時，我認為我的工作是

YOU KNOW, DO A LITTLE DANCE, SING A LITTLE SONG, TELL JOKES

你知道的，跳點舞，唱點歌，講點笑話。

, THROW A SKETCH IN EVERY NOW AN THEN, MAYBE DRIVE AROUND IN A

偶爾畫張素描，也許還可以開著車兜風。

NOBODY TOLD ME I'D HAVE TO SPEND A WEEK OF MY LIFE EVERY FOUR

沒有人告訴我，我必須花一個星期的時間，我的生活每四個

YEARS WATCHING THE REPUBLICAN NATIONAL CONVENTION.

多年來觀看共和黨全國代表大會。

( LAUGHTER ) AND IF I'M HONEST, THAT WOULD

（笑） 如果我是誠實的，這將是

>> Reggie: I TRIED, BUT IT'S TOO HARD TO WATCH.

( LAUGHTER ) >> James: WELL, YOU'RE RIGHT.

（笑） >> 詹姆斯：嗯，你是對的。

THE SETTING FOR THE WHOLE THING WAS VERY PATRIOTIC.

整個事件的背景是非常愛國的。

LOOK, I KNOW THEY SAID SOME SKETCHY THINGS, BUT IF THEY'VE

聽著，我知道他們說了一些奇怪的事情，但如果他們已

GOT THAT MANY FLAGS, THEY MUST CARE ABOUT AMERICA.

有那麼多旗幟，他們一定很關心美國。

THE DAY BEGAN WITH A "ROLE CALL" VOTE AND THINGS DID NOT GET OFF

這一天以 "角色召喚 "投票開始，但事情並沒有開始。

TAKE A LOOK AT THE OHIO DELEGATE CASTING HIS STATE VOTE.

看看俄亥俄州議員投出他的州長票。

>> I AM BA DEUTCHIC AND I CAST OHIO'S 82 VOTES FOR DONALD JOHN

>> 我是BA DEUTCHIC，我把俄亥俄州的82票投給了唐納德-約翰。

>> James:我敢肯定，沒有人注意到。

HIS PARENTS SAID, WELL, AT LEAST NO ONE KNOWS HE'S OUR SON.

他的父母說，好吧，至少沒有人知道他是我們的兒子。

I CAN ACTUALLY SEE TRUMP GOING, I LIKE IT.

我可以實際看到特朗普去，我喜歡它。

I'M GOING TO CHANGE MY NAME TO DONALD PRESIDENT, THEN I'LL BE

我要把我的名字改成唐納德總統，然後我就會成為...

YOU CAN TELL FROM EVEN THE FIRST SECOND THE CAMERA COMES TO HIM

從鏡頭來到他身邊的第一秒，你就能看出他的心思

AND HE'S, LIKE, I THINK I'M ABOUT TO SAY DONALD TRUMP

他就像，我想我要說唐納德-特朗普了

我剛剛說過，唐納德-特朗普......"。

THEN THINGS REALLY RAMPED UP ONCE THE SPEAKERS TOOK TO THE

然後，事情就真的急轉直下了，當演講者們上臺後。

PEOPLE AT HOME WERE TAKEN ABACK BY DONALD TRUMP

在家的人被唐納德-特朗普帶回去了

JUNIOR'S GIRLFRIEND, KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE, WHOSE SPEECH WAS,

JUNIOR's GIRLFRIEND, KIMBERLY GUILFOYLE, WHOSE SPEECH WAS,

>> LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEADERS AND FIGHTERS FOR THE AMERICAN

>> 女士們，先生們，美國的領袖和戰士們。

夢想，最好的... ... 尚未到來的！

>> James: IN HER DEFENSE, SHE'S COMPLETELY

>> 詹姆斯。In her defendse, she's COMPLETELY.

AFTER HER SPEECH, THE HASHTAG GUILFOYLE CHALLENGE POPPED UP ON

在她的演講之後，哈斯塔格的 "罪人挑戰 "在網上出現。

-- LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, LEADERS AND FIGHTERS OF THE AMERICAN

-- 女士們，先生們，美國的領導人和戰士們，

夢想，最好的... ...還在... ...來！

>> LEADERS AND FIGHTERS OF THE AMERICAN DREAM, THE BEST -- IS

>> 美國夢的領袖和鬥士，最好的是：

>> James: THAT'S THE GUILFOYLE CHALLENGE, THOUGH THE REAL

>> 詹姆斯。這就是罪魁禍首的挑戰，但真正的

GUILFOYLE CHALLENGE IS TRYING TO DATE DONALD TRUMP, JR. AND

Guilfoyle CHALLENGE試圖約會唐納德-特朗普，JR。和

TRYING TO PRESERVE A SHRED OF YOUR DIGNITY.

SPEAKING OF DONALD TRUMP, JR., HE HAD A VIRAL SPEECH OF HIS OWN

說到唐納德-特魯姆普，JR，他有一個自己的病毒性演說

HE DID A SPEECH AND AFTER HE TOOK TO STAGE, A SINGLE WORD

他做了一個演講，在他上臺後，一句話

STARTED TRENDING ON TWITTER, AND THAT WORD WAS COCAINE.

開始在微博上流行， 而這個詞是可卡因。

( LAUGHTER ) ALWAYS THE TELL-TALE SIGN OF

IT MAKES MORE SENSE IF YOU SEE DONALD, JR.'S FACE CLOSE UP.

它更有意義，如果你看到 唐納德，JR的臉近了。

HE LOOKS LIKE AN EXTRA FROM THE WOLF OF WOLF STREET.

他看起來像狼街之狼的一個特例。

I DON'T KNOW IF THE WHOLE TRENDING OF THAT IS FAIR.

我不知道是否整個趨勢是公平的。

IF ANYONE WAS ON DRUGS AT THE CONVENTION YESTERDAY IT WAS THIS

如果有人在大會上嗑藥的話，那就是這個。

BUT DONALD, JR. OBVIOUSLY HAS TO TAKE A SWIPE AT HIS FATHER'S

但唐納德，JR，顯然要採取一擊在他父親的。

>> TRUMP'S POLICIES HAVE BEEN LIKE ROCKET FUEL TO THE ECONOMY

>> 特朗普的政策對經濟的影響就像火箭燃料一樣。

BIDEN HAS PROMISED TO TAKE THAT MONEY BACK OUT OF YOUR POCKET

比登保證會把你的錢從你的口袋裡拿回來。

THAT MAKES SENSE, THOUGH, CONSIDERING JOE BIDEN IS

這是有道理的，但是，考慮到喬-比登是。

BASICALLY THE LOCH NESS MONSTER TO HAVE THE SWAMP.

基本上是洛奇尼斯怪獸有沼澤。

澄清這一點，作為一個英國人。

THE LOCH NESS MONSTER DOESN'T LIVE IN A SWAMP.

洛奇尼斯怪獸並不住在沼澤地。

SHE LIVES IN A PRISTINE SCOTTISH LAKE CALLED LOCH NESS.

她住在一個純淨的蘇格蘭湖裡，叫洛奇內斯。

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