Oh, bonjour. Hello!

Today I'm giving a spa day to someone who really deserves it.

My dog, Frenchy!

[barks]

[giggles] Oui, Frenchy.

A fancy dog like you must be pampered.

That's fancy for "treated really well."

We shall begin with... Voilà! Doggie treats!

[gobbles, slobbers] [giggles]

And now we'll get you clean with a nice, warm, sudsy bath.

[whimpering]

Oh, come on. You know you love a bath... once you're in it!

[squeaks]

[barking] Oh, good boy, Frenchy.

[splashes]

See? Aren't the bubbles magnifique? [Frenchy barks]

First, we'll start behind your ears,

since that's where you get the most scratches.

Now the top of your head. [giggles] [Frenchy barks]

We have to keep your topknot fresh.

Time to rinse. [splashing]

Frenchy, no, don't shake! [water splattering]

[groans] Sacré bleu!

I'll just-- [giggles] fetch a few more serviettes. That's French for towels.

[Frenchy barking] [water splashing]

[giggles] Feels good, huh, boy? [Frenchy barks]

Ooh là là! Now Frenchy feels good on the inside

and looks good on the outside!

All that's left to do now is give Frenchy a relaxing massage.

That's fancy for a back rub. [growls playfully]

[giggling] Or in Frenchy's case, a belly rub.

[whimpers] Thanks for joining us for Frenchy's Spa Day.

Au revoir. Goodbye! [barks]