Oh, bonjour. Hello!

哦，你好你好！

Today I'm giving a spa day to someone who really deserves it.

今天我要給一個真正值得的人做一天水療。

My dog, Frenchy!

我的狗,法蘭奇!

[barks]

[吠聲]

[giggles] Oui, Frenchy.

是的,法國人。

A fancy dog like you must be pampered.

像你這樣的花花公子，一定要寵愛有加。

That's fancy for "treated really well."

這是花哨的 "待遇很好 "的意思。

We shall begin with... Voilà! Doggie treats!

我們將從...瞧！狗狗的食物！

[gobbles, slobbers] [giggles]

[咯咯，口水] [咯咯]

And now we'll get you clean with a nice, warm, sudsy bath.

現在我們會給你洗一個漂亮的，溫暖的，有保麗龍的澡。

[whimpering]

[嗚咽]

Oh, come on. You know you love a bath... once you're in it!

哦，來吧，你知道你喜歡洗澡...你知道你喜歡洗澡... 一旦你在裡面！

[squeaks]

[Squeaks]

[barking] Oh, good boy, Frenchy.

哦,好孩子,法國佬。

[splashes]

[水花]

See? Aren't the bubbles magnifique? [Frenchy barks]

看到了嗎？保麗龍是不是很壯觀?[法國佬的叫聲]

First, we'll start behind your ears,

首先，我們從你的耳朵後面開始。

since that's where you get the most scratches.

因為那是你得到最多劃痕的地方。

Now the top of your head. [giggles] [Frenchy barks]

現在是你的頭頂。[笑聲] [法國佬的叫聲]

We have to keep your topknot fresh.

我們要讓你的頂結保持新鮮感。

Time to rinse. [splashing]

時間沖洗。[飛濺]

Frenchy, no, don't shake! [water splattering]

法蘭奇,不,不要搖晃![水花飛濺]

[groans] Sacré bleu!

該死的藍色！

I'll just-- [giggles] fetch a few more serviettes. That's French for towels.

我只是... ... [咯咯笑]再去拿幾條餐巾。那是法語中毛巾的意思。

[Frenchy barking] [water splashing]

[法國佬的叫聲] [水花四濺]

[giggles] Feels good, huh, boy? [Frenchy barks]

感覺很好吧,孩子?[法國佬的叫聲]

Ooh là là! Now Frenchy feels good on the inside

哦,我,我!現在法國佬的內心感覺很好

and looks good on the outside!

並在外面看起來不錯!

All that's left to do now is give Frenchy a relaxing massage.

現在要做的就是給法蘭西做放鬆按摩。

That's fancy for a back rub. [growls playfully]

這是花哨的背部摩擦。[咆哮嬉戲]

[giggling] Or in Frenchy's case, a belly rub.

或者在法國佬的情況下,給他揉肚子

[whimpers] Thanks for joining us for Frenchy's Spa Day.

謝謝你參加我們的 "法國佬的溫泉日"。

Au revoir. Goodbye! [barks]

再見，現在。再見！[吠聲]