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>> OKAY.
>> OKAY。
NOW OBVIOUSLY IN ORDER TO PLAY THIS GAME WE HAVE HAD TO DO
現在很明顯,為了玩這個遊戲,我們必須要做的是
THINGS A LITTLE DIFFERENTLY THAN WE NORMALLY WOULD.
事情有點不一樣,比我們通常會。
SO I AM GOING TO ASK YOU A QUESTION.
所以我要問你一個問題。
SAND YOU CAN EITHER ANSWER THE QUESTION OR EAT THE FOOD
你既可以回答問題,也可以吃食物。
UNDERNEATH THE TRAY, THE SAME GOES FOR ME, HOWEVER WE WILL NOT
在托盤下面,我也一樣,不過我們不會。
KNOW WHAT FOOD WE ARE PLAYING FOR UNTIL WE HAVE PLAYED OUR
在我們玩過我們的遊戲之前,知道我們在玩什麼食物。
DECISION.
決定:
OKAY?
好嗎?
OF COURSE ALL OF THE FOODS HAVE BEEN SAFELY PREPARED AHEAD OF
當然,所有的食物都已經安全地準備好了。
TIME BECAUSE THE LAST THING WE WANT IS ANYONE TO GET SICK WHILE
因為我們最不希望的是有人生病,而我們的時間。
THEY ARE CHOWING DOWN ON A BULL TESTIC EL ON TELEVISION.
他們在電視上吃著牛睪丸。
SO ALICIA, AS ARE YOU OUR GUEST, YOU CAN GO FIRST, AND ASK ME A
所以,艾麗西亞,你是我們的客人,你可以先去,然後問我一個問題。
QUESTION.
問題:
AND THIS WILL BE FOR THIS ONE HERE, NUMBER ONE.
這將是對這一個在這裡,數字1。
>> THIS IS HORRIBLE.
>> THIS IS HORRIBLE.
WHY DID I EVEN SAY YES TO THIS.
我為什麼要答應這個。
>> James: YOU WANTED TO DO THIS FOR AWHILE.
>> 詹姆斯。你早就想這麼做了。
>> I DON'T WANT TO BE HERE ANY MORE.
>> 我不想在這裡了。
I FEEL LIKE WHEN I'M ON THE ROLLER COASTER I THINK I WANT TO
我覺得當我在滑輪車上時,我想我想。
GET ON, YOU AND YOU GET TO THE TOP AND REALIZE YOU WANT TO GET
上,你和你到頂,實現你想得到的
OFF.
關。
>> James: I KNOW, THE ONLY DIFFERENCE IS A ROLLER COASTER
>> 詹姆斯。我知道,唯一的區別是一個滾輪式冷卻器
BECOMES FUN AND THIS GETS GRADUALLY WORSE.
變得有趣,這逐漸變得更糟。
ALICIA, GO FOR IT.
ALICIA,去吧。
ASK THE QUESTION.
問問題。
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> 好的。
RANK THESE GRAMMY HOSTS FROM BEST TO WORST.
把這些格萊美獎的主持人從最好的到最差的排名。
LL COOL J, JAMES CORDEN, OR ALICIA KEYS.
LL COOL J, JAMES CORDEN, OR ALICIA KEYS.
LIKE STH CRAP, MAN.
像STH廢話,男人。
>> James: I THOUGHT THAT QUESTION ALREADY RANKED THEM
>> 詹姆斯。我想這個問題已經給他們排了名次
FROM BEST TO WORST.
從最好的到最差的。
IT IS OBVIOUSLY A JOKE.
這顯然是一個笑話。
>> YOU SENSITIVE RIGHT NOW.
>> 你敏感的現在。
>> James: HANG ON, I WILL GO BEST, STRAIGHT UP, LL COOL J,
>> 詹姆斯:等一下,我會去最好的,直線上升,LL COOL J。
SO, COME ON.
所以,來吧。
>> I MEAN I LOVE YOU LL BUT -- >> James: ALICIA, ST LL COOL
>> 我的意思是我愛你,但 - 詹姆斯。ALICIA,ST LL COOL
J, IF I DON'T-- AND THE LADIES LOVE COOL J.
J,如果我不... ... 和LADIES愛酷J。
>> WELL, WHICH ONE, WHICH JAMES.
>> 好了,哪一個,哪一個詹姆斯。
>> James: I KNOW, LET ME THINK.
>> 詹姆斯。我知道,讓我想想。
THE PROBLEM IS I KNOW WHAT SUNDAY MERE, THIS IS THE
問題是,我知道什麼星期天,這是我的問題。
COMMERCIAL BREAK, I SAID WE WON'T SEE THE FOOD, WE WON'T
商業休息時間,我說過我們不會看到食物,我們不會的
KNOW WHAT WE ARE PLAYINGK WE WON'T KNOW WHAT WE ARE THINK
知道我們在玩什麼嗎? 我們不知道我們在想什麼。
BEING EATING AND ALICIA SAID OH, SO IT COULD BE LIKE AN APPLE.
正在吃和ALICIA說,哦,所以它可能是像一個蘋果。
AND I WENT, IT WON'T BE AN APPLE.
我去,它不會是一個蘋果。
OH [BLEEP].
哦[BLEEP]。
>> ARE YOU SERIOUS.
>> 你是認真的嗎?
>> James: HOT DOG JUICE.
>> 詹姆斯。HOT DOG JUICE.
>> E-W, WHAT IS THAT?
>> E-W,那是什麼?
NOW WHAT IS THAT.
那是什麼?
>> James: IS THIS A JOKE?
>> 詹姆斯。這是一個笑話嗎?
IS THAT JUST THE JUICE FROM LIKE A TIN OF HOT DOGS.
是,只是從一罐熱狗的果汁。
AND NOW HAVE I SEEN IT, DO I HAVE TO EAT IT.
現在我看到了,我必須吃它。
OH [BLEEP].
哦[BLEEP]。
>> I WOULD JUST ANSWER THE QUESTION STRKS NOT EVEN THAT
>> 我只想回答問題STRKS甚至沒有。
HARD.
硬。
>> James: I WOULD NEVER DO SUCH A THING BECAUSE THE GRAMMYS
>> 詹姆斯:我絕不會做這樣的事情,因為 格萊美獎。
IS AN EVER EVOLVING AND BEAUTIFUL SHOW.
是一個不斷髮展和美麗的節目。
AND I THINK IT SHOULDN'T BE ABOUT COMPETITION AND I WOULD
我認為這不應該是競爭,我會的。
NEVER RANK SUCH A THING, SO CHEERS, ALICIA.
從來沒有排名這樣的事情,所以歡呼,愛麗舍。
>> YOU KNOW WHAT?
>> 你知道嗎?
E-W!
E-W!
THAT'S NASTY.
真噁心
YOU DON'T HAVE TO FINISH IT, DO YOU, YOU CAN JUST TAKE A LITTLE
你不必完成它,你,你可以只採取了一點點。
BIT, RIGHT?
比特,對吧?
EX W, I'M SCARED.
EX W,我很害怕。
>> James: OH MY GOD.
>> 詹姆斯。哦,我的上帝。
THAT IS THE WORST-- [BLEEP].
這是最糟糕的 - [嗶]。
>> E-W!
>> E-W!
>> James: HOW MANY TIMES HAVE WE PLAYED THIS GAME.
>> 詹姆斯。我們玩過多少次這個遊戲了。
THAT IS THE WORST THING I'VE EVER.
這是我見過的最糟糕的事情。
>> E-W.
>> E-W。
>> James: YEAH, WOW INDEED, ROB.
>> 詹姆斯。是的,哇,確實,ROB。
>> I JUST CAN'T UNDERSTAND WHAT IN THE WORLD WOULD MAKE HIM
>> 我只是不明白世界上有什麼會讓他。
DRINK THAT.
喝吧
>> James: WELL, TO NOT UPSET YOU OR LL COOL J OR DE MEAN BY
>> 詹姆斯:好了,為了不驚擾你或LL酷J或DE的意思。
MY ABILITIES AT HOSTING A WARD SHOWS.
我主持病房節目的能力。
OKAY, ALICIA, IT WAS REPORTED AT ONE POINT THAT YOU SOLD YOUR
好吧,艾麗西亞,據說你曾經賣掉了你的... ...
HOME BECAUSE IT WASN'T BIG ENOUGH FOR YOUR ENORMOUS ART
家,因為它不夠大,不能滿足你豐富的藝術需求。
COLLECTION.
收集。
WHAT IS THE MOST AMOUNT OF MONEY YOU HAVE SPENT ON A PIECE OF
你花在一件東西上最多的錢是多少?
ART.
藝術。
OH, HERE WE GO.
哦,在這裡,我們去。
>> I'M IN THE EATING NONE OF THIS [BLEEP].
>> 我在吃飯沒有這個[BLEEP]。
>> THE MOST MONEY I SPENT ON A PIECE OF ART, MY HUSBAND AND I
>> 我和我的丈夫在一件藝術品上花的最多的錢。
COLLECT TOGETHER SO EVERYTHING GETS TO BE HALF PRICE.
收集在一起,所以所有的東西都會是半價。
>> James: I DON'T THINK THAT IS HOW IT WORKS BUT SURE.
>> 詹姆斯。我不認為這是如何工作的,但肯定。
>> IT DOES.
>> 是的。
>> James: ALL RIGHT.
>> 詹姆斯。好的。
>> SO THE HALF PRICE.
>> 所以半價。
>> James: ARE YOU NOT HIDING IT, WE WILL JUST DOUBLE IT.
>> 詹姆斯。你不是藏起來了嗎,我們會加倍的。
>> RIGHT, EXACTLY.
>> 沒錯,完全正確。
IF IT WAS HALF PRICE THAN WE PAID DLT 200,000.
如果它是一半的價格,我們支付20萬DLT。
>> James: SO IT WAS-- $300,000.
>> 詹姆斯。所以它是 - 30萬美元。
>> James: SO IT WAS 600,000.
>> 詹姆斯。所以是60萬。
I AM IN THE WRONG THING MAN.
我是在錯誤的事情男人。
>> I'M IN THE EATING THIS [BLEEP]
>> 我在吃這個[BLEEP]。
>> James: LET'S HAVE A LOOK, WHAT WOULD YOU HAVE EATEN.
>> 詹姆斯。讓我們來看看,你吃了什麼。
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
讓我們來看看。
OOH, A SCORPION.
哦,天蠍座。
>> FIRST OF ALL WHY WOULD YOU GET HOT DOG JUICE AND I WOULD
>> 首先,為什麼你會得到熱狗汁,我也會。
GET A SCORPION.
得到一個天蠍座。
THIS IS-- THIS IS-- .
THIS IS-- THIS IS-- .
>> James: I WILL TELL YOU THE TRUTH, HAVE I DONE THIS BEFORE,
>> 詹姆斯。我會告訴你真相,我以前有沒有這樣做過。
I WOULD EAT A SCORPION EIGHT TIMES A WEEK RATHER THAN EVER
我寧願每週吃八次天蠍座,也不願意吃。
EAT THAT AGAIN.
再吃一次。
NEXT UP, MEI TURN, ASK ME THE QUESTION.
下一個,MEI轉,問我問題。
>> ALL RIGHT.
>> 好的。
THERE WERE ARTICLES OVER THE SUMENTER THAT SAID YOU MAY BE
紀要上有文章說你可能是... ...
REPLACING ELLEN.
替補艾倫:
WAS THERE ANY TRUTH TO IT AND WOULD YOU EVER CONSIDER IT.
有沒有任何真實的東西,你會不會考慮它。
ANSWER THE QUESTION.
回答問題。
>> James: THAT IS A VERY-- HAPPILY, HAPPILY I WILL
>> 詹姆斯。這是一個非常 - 很高興,很高興我將
ANSWER THE QUESTION.
回答問題。
>> THERE WE GO, COME ON JPS BECAUSE I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE,
>> 我們走吧,來吧JPS,因為我甚至不知道在哪裡。
GENUINELY HAD NO IDEA WHERE THAT EVEN CAME-- I THINK SOMEBODY
我真的不知道哪裡來的... 我想有人會這樣做的
STARTED THE RUMOR.
開始的謠言。
I WOULD-- THERE IS ABSOLUTELY NO TRUTH TO THAT STORY AT ALL.
我想... 這個故事絕對不是真實的。
AND AS FAR AS CONSIDERING IT, I THINK IT WOULD BE A REALLY CRAZY
至於考慮它,我認為這將是一個非常瘋狂的。
THING TO TAKE OVER FROM SOMEONE WHO I THINK HAS DONE THE JOB SO
從一個我認為已經做得很好的人手中接過來的東西。
OUTRAGEOUSLY AS WELL, FOR LIKE 18 YEARS.
稀奇古怪的是,有18年了。
>> THAT'S TRUE.
>> 這是真的。
>> James: SO IT'S NOT TRUE.
>> 詹姆斯。所以這不是真的。
AND I THINK WHEN THE DAY COMES TO END THIS SHOW, WE'LL BE THE
我想,當有一天這個節目結束的時候,我們將是最棒的
DAY TO PROBABLY STOP HOSTING THE SHOW EVER AGAIN, SO NO, I
天可能會停止主持節目了,所以不,我。
WOULDN'T.
不會的。
THERE WE GO.
我們去那裡。
SO WHAT-- WHY WASN'T THE QUESTION WITH THE HOT DOG JUICE,
所以... ... 為什麼不是與熱狗汁的問題。
OKAY.
好的。
HOT SAUCE AND OLIVE JELLO.
辣醬和橄欖果凍。
OKAY, ALICIA, HERE WE GO.
好了,愛麗舍,我們走吧。
NEXT UP.
下一個:
THIS IS ABSOLUTELY TOUGH.
這絕對是艱難的。
OKAY.
好的。
YOU USED TO BE A JUDGE ON THE VOICE.
你曾經是聲音的評審。
>> OKAY, THIS IS EASY, WHAT.
>> 好吧,這很容易,什麼。
>> James: ALONG WITH GA WHEN STEFANI, BLAKE SHELTON AND ADAM
>> 詹姆斯。隨著GA時,STEFANI,布萊克SHELTON和亞當。
LEVINE.
LEVINE.
>> YECH.
>> YECH。
>> James: RANK THEIR SINGING SLOISES FROM BEST TO WORST.
>> 詹姆斯。從最好到最差的排名他們的歌唱SLOISES。
>> GWEN STEFANI IS BEST.
>> GWEN STEFANI是最好的。
AND THEN-- .
然後...
>> James: CAN I JUST SAY EITHER WAY THIS ENDS IN A TEXT
>> 詹姆斯。我可以說這兩種方式結束的文字。
MESSAGE FROM SOMEONE.
某人的消息。
>> WELL, YOU KNOW, ONE OF THEM DON'T HAVE MY NUMBER.
>> 好吧,你知道,他們中的一個沒有我的號碼。
SO-- .
所以...
>> James: HANG ON WHO DOESN'T HAVE YOUR NUMBER.
>> 詹姆斯。誰沒有你的電話號碼。
>> I WILL JUST PUT HIM LAST, GWEN IS BEST, ADAM IS SECOND,
>> 我就把他放在最後,格溫是最好的,亞當是第二。
AND BLAKE SHELTON IS LAST.
而佈雷謝爾頓是最後一個。
>> I AM NOT EATING NONE OF THIS, NO!
>> 我不會吃這一切,沒有!
SWRZ LET'S SEE WHAT YOU WOULD HAVE EATEN.
讓我們看看你會吃什麼。
LET'S HAVE A LOOK.
讓我們來看看。
OH, A SPICY SALMON SMOOTHIE.
哦,辣味的鮭魚奶昔。
>> YOU KNOW WHAT, I COULD EAT THAT.
>> 你知道嗎,我可以吃的。
BUT WHY WOULD I TASTE IT AFTER I JUST RISKED ALL MY
但我為什麼要品嚐它後,我剛剛冒著我所有的。
RELATIONSHIPS.
關係:
YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.
你知道我的意思。
>> James: OKAY, ALL RIGHT, ALICIA, FINAL QUESTION, GO FOR
>> 好了,所有的權利,愛麗舍,最後一個問題,去的
IT, ASK ME THE QUESTION, GO FOR IT.
它,問我的問題,去吧。
>> BOTH HARRY STYLES AND B TS'S JIMIN BETTER KNOWN ON THE SHOW
>> BOTH HARRY STYLES and B TS's JIMIN BETTER KNOWN ON THE SHOW
AS BABY MOCHI ARE BOTH GREAT FRIENDS OF THE SHOW, WHO IS YOUR
由於BABY MOCHI都是節目中的好朋友,誰是你的朋友?
FAVORITE.
最愛。
JUST DO WHAT YOU NEED TO DO, BRO.
做你該做的事就好了,兄弟。
>> James: WHO IS MY FAVORITE OUT OF BABY MOCHI AND HARRY
>> 詹姆斯。誰是我最喜歡的出寶貝莫奇和哈里。
STYLES.
風格:
>> OKAY THIS IS LIKE ASKING ME TO CHOOSE BETWEEN MY PARENTS,
>> 好吧,這就像要我在我的父母之間做出選擇。
MAN.
男人:
BECAUSE LOOK, I LOVE HARRY, HAVE I LOVED HIM A LONG LONG TIME.
因為你看,我愛哈瑞,我已經愛他很久很久了。
AND I LOVE MY BABY MOCHI.
我愛我的寶貝莫奇。
>> I KNOW.
>> 我知道。
>> James: I AM THE PAPA MOCHI AND HE IS THE BABY MOCHI.
>> 詹姆斯。我是莫奇爸爸,他是莫奇寶寶。
>> YOU COULD JUST EAT NUMBER THREE AND MAKE US HAPPY BECAUSE
>> 你可以只吃數字三,讓我們高興,因為。
I'M NOT EATING [BLEEP] >> James: SO I.
我不是吃 [嗶] >> 詹姆斯。所以我。
>> ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT.
>> 所有的權利,所有的權利。
>> James: OH [BLEEP].
>> 詹姆斯。哦[BLEEP]。
>> E-W, E-W.
>> E-W,E-W。
E-W.
E-W.
>> James: THAT IS A PORK TONGUE AND BLOOD JELLY.
>> 詹姆斯那是豬肉湯和血凍。
>> E-W!
>> E-W!
>> James: ALICIA, CHEERS.
>> 詹姆斯。ALICIA,歡呼。
THAT IS REALLY GRIM.
這是真正的嚴峻。
>> E-W!
>> E-W!
E-W!
E-W!
>> James: OH MY GOD.
>> 詹姆斯。哦,我的上帝。
ALICIA, HERE WE GO, YOUR TURN, FINAL QUESTION.
ALICIA,我們走吧,輪到你了,最後一個問題。
>> YOU KNOW I HAVE TO SING TONIGHT.
>> 你知道我今晚要唱歌。
THIS IS STRESSING ME OUT.
這是壓力我出去。
>> James: YOU HAVE TOURED ALL OVER THE UNITED STATES OF
>> 詹姆斯。你曾在美國各地巡迴演出。
AMERICA.
美國:
WHAT IS YOUR LEAST FAVORITE CITY TO PERFORM IN?
您最不喜歡的演出城市是哪裡?
BEARING IN MIND YOU ARE HEADING OUT ON TOUR AT SOME POINT NEXT
牢記你將在接下來的某個時間點外出巡演。
YEAR.
年。
>> WHEN, WHEN ARE WE EVER GOING TO BE ON TOUR.
>> 什麼時候,什麼時候我們要去巡演了。
>> James: AT AT SOME POINT YOU WILL BE ON TOUR AND THEY WON'T
>> 詹姆斯。在某些時候,你會在巡迴演出,而他們不會。
FORGIVE YOU.
原諒你。
OH, THERE IS A LOT OF PRESSURE FROM THE CREW TO EAT HERE.
哦,這裡有很多的壓力 從工作人員吃這裡。
>> ALL RIGHT, FINE.
>> 所有權利,罰款。
I'M GOING TO EAT THE DAM THING.
我要去吃這該死的東西。
>> James: YES!
>> 詹姆斯。是的!
I THINK YOU'RE SMART.
我覺得你很聰明。
I THINK EVERYONE WHO KNOWS YOU WILL THINK IT'S SMART BUT YOU'RE
我想每一個認識你的人都會認為這是聰明的,但你是。
SAYING THIS, LET'S FIND OUT WHAT IT IS.
說到這裡,讓我們來看看它是什麼。
OH, IT'S AN ANT-COVERED COOLICLE.
哦,這是一個螞蟻覆蓋的冷卻器。
>> I HATE YOU, THIS IS DISGUSTING.
>> 我恨你,這是令人厭惡的。
>> James: IT IS AN ANT-COVERED COOL-ICLE.
>> 詹姆斯。它是一個螞蟻覆蓋的冷庫。
>> I WON'T, I'M NOT, LIKE YOU CAN'T EVEN DO ANYTHING TO ME IF
>> 我不會,我不是,就像你甚至不能做任何事情給我,如果。
I DON'T EAT IT.
我不吃它。
HONESTLY, THERE'S NOTHING THAT YOU COULD EVEN DO TO ME, I'M NOT
老實說,沒有什麼是你能對我做的,我不是。
EATING THAT, THAT IS DISGUSTING.
吃,那是噁心的。
>> James: OF COURSE YOU K IT IS A KOOL-ICKLE.
>> 詹姆斯。當然,你K它是一個傻瓜。
>> WHAT?
>> 什麼?
>> James: IT IS A KOOL-ICKLE.
>> 詹姆斯。它是一個很酷的ICKLE。
>> WHAT IS THAT?
>> 那是什麼?
>> James: I DON'T KNOW.
>> 詹姆斯。我不知道。
EAT IT, EAT IT, EAT IT.
吃了它,吃了它,吃了它。
>> NO!
>> 不!
>> James: YOU'VE GOT THIS.
>> 詹姆斯。你已經得到了這個。
YOU'VE GOT IT.
你已經得到了它。
>> I DON'T EVEN WANT TO TOUCH IT.
>> 我甚至不想去碰它。
>> James: DO YOU WANT-- DO YOU WANT A KNIFE AND FORK THERE?
>> 詹姆斯。你要... 你要刀叉嗎?
>> OKAY, I WILL DO IT IF YOU DO IT WITH ME, WILL YOU DO IT WITH
>> 好吧,我願意做,如果你和我一起做,你願意和我一起做嗎?
ME PLEASE?
我請?
THIS IS NASTY.
這是很噁心的。
>> James: DID YOU SEE WHAT.
>> 詹姆斯。你看到了什麼。
>> PLEASE.
>> 請。
>> James: YES, ALL RIGHT, IF IT HELPS YOU, THEN YES, I WILL
>> 詹姆斯。是的,所有的權利,如果它幫助你,那麼是的,我會的。
DO IT.
OJ IT。
>> GIRLS DON'T DO THINGS LIKE, THIS BOYS DO THINGS LIKE THIS.
>> 女孩不這樣做的事情喜歡,這個男孩這樣做的事情。
>> James: OKAY.
>> 詹姆斯。好的。
OKAY.
好的。
ALL RIGHT, OKAY.
好吧,好吧。
SO ARE YOU READY?
那麼你準備好了嗎?
I SAY PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP, PICK IT UP.
並說撿起來,撿起來,撿起來。
OKAY.
好的。
READY?
準備好了嗎?
ONE, TWO, BIG BITE.
一,二,一大口。
GO.
去。
>> GO.
>> GO。
>> YES!
>> 是!
Z.
Z.
>> James: THAT WAS SPILL YOUR GUTS OR FILL YOUR GUTS, ALICIA
>> 詹姆斯。那是潑你的膽量或填補你的膽量,愛麗舍。
KEYS, EVERYBODY.
鑰匙,每一個人。
WE'LL BE RIGHT BACK WITH MORE OF THE "LATE, LATE SHOW."
我們馬上回來,更多的 "深夜秀"。