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  • Making your way evil today...

  • sure does take a lot.

  • Thinking of ways to distribute hate...

  • takes everything you've got.

  • Wouldn't you like to rule a place?

  • Sometimes you wanna go

  • Where everybody hates your face.

  • and the villains share your rage.

  • you wanna be in the evil seat

  • heroes are all the same

  • You wanna go where everybody hates your face

  • Trick or treat!

  • Hmm

  • I'll take treats.

  • Hey!

  • Ugh... I despise Halloween now.

  • Trick or Treaters are so annoying!

  • They just show up demanding candy they didn't even pay for.

  • who does that?

  • I love Halloween.

  • Ugh! of course you do.

  • Trick or treat!

  • What's not to love?

  • Costumes Chaos Candy Makeup!

  • Scaring people!

  • Boo!

  • AAAAAAAAAGH!!!!

  • I'll just stick to the old fashioned way of scaring people thank you very much!

  • By being an all powerful evil being.

  • And destroying everyone in my path

  • yes what he said!

  • If you hate Halloween so much, then why give away candy?

  • because last year they egged us so much...

  • It took Bowser until Thanksgiving to clean the front entrance.

  • Raw!

  • And if you keep scaring the little brats and stealing their candy...

  • You'll be cleaning it with him this year!

  • We should be the ones that get to throw the eggs!

  • Some of these costumes are atrocious!

  • And some of them don't even try!

  • Sometimes teenagers show up at your house...

  • and they aren't even wearing costumes!

  • Trick or Treat!

  • At least these teens bothered to dress up like those ridiculous teen titans.

  • Uh yeah... we ... totally dressed up like them.

  • gimme that!

  • I'm your friendly...

  • uh wait...

  • I'm your friendly neighborhood trick or treater!

  • Can someone say three franchises ago?!

  • Catch up!

  • Trick or Treat!

  • Those muscles aren't even real!

  • Trick or treat!

  • What do you know! It's BRAT man.

  • Gimme some candy! Because I'm Batm..

  • Gimme that!

  • hahahahah!

  • Trick or Treat!

  • Ooooooooooo not cool.

  • You're not even adolescent!

  • What do you mean?

  • This candy's for our little trick or treater here.

  • We all know who's gonna eat that candy.

  • And your costume is all wrong.

  • if Harry already has his scar...

  • Then the two of you should be dead right?

  • Yes....

  • Allow me to help you with that!

  • Avadacada

  • NO!

  • Awe...

  • What is it with grown ups trick or treating anyway?

  • Trick or Treat *CENSORED*

  • Ugh... at least we're back to kids in costumes again.

  • Oh no I'm actually the real Deadpool

  • I just cut my arms and legs off for Halloween!

  • I should have known!

  • Get out of here Deadpool!

  • But do you know what the worst part about Halloween is?

  • It used to be ours!

  • It used to be a time for fear!

  • People dressed like us!

  • The dark lords!

  • and evil powers of the night!

  • Trick or Treat!

  • Now they just dress up like my brother!

  • Hey!

  • Yes!

  • That is the worst part!

  • They all dress like heroes.

  • Heroes are so annoying!

  • When will the kids ever learn?

  • Trick or Treat! RAAAR!

  • You're...

  • You're not dressed as heroes?

  • No! We wanna be scary!

  • Raaaaaar

  • It's....

  • glorious!

  • Take the candy!

  • Voldy?

  • Are you crying?

  • I'm not crying! You're crying!

  • Shut up!

  • Engorgio!

  • Now get out!

  • Well!

  • I guess someone had a little change of heart

  • You know...

  • I believe I understand it now.

  • Halloween isn't just about...

  • giving children with terrible unconvincing costumes...

  • treats they don't deserve.

  • It is about kids DEMANDING treats they don't deserve!

  • And then threatening dirty tricks when they don't get those treats they don't deserve!

  • It's...

  • Just like us.

  • It's evil!

  • Even if you're dressed as a hero.

  • You can still be evil!

  • I love you Halloween!

  • I understand you now!

  • Holy Cow! Someone threw a ton of eggs out here.

  • Joker!

  • Ha Ha Ha Ha!

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