STEPHEN COLBERT'S ZOOM INTERVIEW WITH PRESIDENT DONALD TRUMP.

>> Stephen: MR. PRESIDENT, THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR GRANTING

ME THIS EXCLUSIVE PRETEND ZOOM INTERVIEW.

>> HI, PERHAPS YOU RECOGNIZE ME.

>> Stephen: I DO!

YOU'RE THAT GUY FROM THE JEFFREY EPSTEIN DANCE VIDEO.

BIG VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE TONIGHT.

HOW DID YOU FEEL WATCHING MIKE PENCE?

>> I DIDN'T FEEL GOOD.

>> Stephen: WHAT GOT YOU THROUGH IT?

>> DRUGS.

>> Stephen: AND?

>> VARIOUS OTHER-- DRUGS.

>> Stephen: SURE, WHATEVER GETS YOU THROUGH THE NIGHT.

TELL ME ABOUT THE CARE YOU RECEIVED AT WALTER REED?

>> WE HAVE THE GREATEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD.

>> Stephen: AND THEY HELPED YOU FEEL BETTER?

>> I HEARD ABOUT THIS DRUG.

I SAID LET ME TAKE IT.

IT WAS MY SUGGESTION.

I SAID LET ME TAKE IT.

>> Stephen: SO WE HAVE THE GREATEST DOCTORS IN THE WORLD,

BUT YOU DIAGNOSED AND THEN HEALED YOURSELF?

>> I DID.

>> Stephen: BUT WHOSE FAULT WAS IT THAT YOU GOT SICK?

>> IT WAS CHINA'S FAULT.

>> Stephen: AND WHOSE FAULT WAS IT THAT YOU DIDN'T WEAR A

MASK?

>> YOU KNOW, CHINA'S FAULT.

>> Stephen: AND WHOSE FAULT THAT YOU SPREAD A DISEASE TO A

LOT OF PEOPLE IN YOUR ADMINISTRATION?

>> CHINA'S FAULT.

>> Stephen: OKAY, FINAL QUESTION: WHAT DO YOU SAY TO THE

MILLIONS OF AMERICANS WHO HAVE BEEN MADE ILL AND PUT OUT OF

WORK BY THIS DISEASE BECAUSE OF YOUR MISMANAGEMENT OF THE

CRISIS?

>> YOU KNOW, GOOD LUCK.

>> IT'S "A LATE SHOW LIVE WITH STEPHEN COLBERT."