PORING OVER THE DAY'S MOST EXQUISITE NEWS FLORA, LOVINGLY

掠過今天最精采的新聞 弗洛拉，親愛的。

ARRANGING THE BIGGEST STORY BLOSSOMS IN NEAT ROWS, TRIMMING

排列最大的故事花朵在整齊的行，修剪。

THE HEDGES INTO ELABORATE DESIGNS, AND PLACING THE NUDE

在設計中的對沖，並將其放置在NUDE中。

MARBLE STATUES AT JUST THE RIGHT ANGLES TO CRAFT YOU THE LOUIS

恰到好處的大理岩，為您打造路易士的風格。

QUATORZE-ESQUE GARDEN OF NEWS THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

QUATORZE-ESQUE GARDEN OF NEWS THAT IS MY MONOLOGUE.

BUT SOMETIMES, SOMETIMES I LIKE TO DRAG OUT A RUSTY, TETANUS-

但有時，有時我喜歡拖出一個生鏽的，破傷風，

RIDDLED SWING SET, SOME DERELICT CARNIE GAMES, AND A BUSTED OUT,

RIDDLED鞦韆，一些DERELICT卡尼遊戲，和一個破了。

UNREGULATED TILT-AWHIRL, TO CREATE THE "SCOOBY-DOO"

不受管制的TILT-AWHIRL，創造 "SCOOBY-DOO"。

SOMETIMES I DON'T GET THE WORD OUT OF MY MOUTH.

有時候，我沒有得到這個詞從我的嘴裡。

WHO CARES.

誰在乎。

"QUARANTINE-WHILE!" YOU ONLY GET THAT WITH A LIVE

"誇倫特-威廉！"你只能用一個活的

SHOW.

SHOW：

>> THAT'S RIGHT.

>> 沒錯。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, "A MAN IN TEXAS BUILT A CANDY-SHOOTING

QUARANTINE-WHILE，"德克薩斯州的一個男人建立了一個糖果射擊。

CANNON AND A ROBOT TO KEEP TRICK OR TREATING ALIVE."

CANNON和一個機器人，讓trick or treating活著。"

BECAUSE AS A PARENT, YOU SHOULD AND WE ACTUALLY HAVE VIDEO OF

因為作為一個家長，你應該，我們實際上有視頻的

THE CANNON AT WORK.

工作中的大炮：

>> ONE, TWO, THREE.

>> 一，二，三。

>> Stephen: OKAY, THAT'S JUST FAMILY FUN.

>> Stephen:好吧，這只是一個家庭的樂趣。

IT'S LIKE I ALWAYS SAY, IT'S NOT HALLOWEEN UNTIL SOMEONE GETS

就像我常說的，它不是萬聖節，直到有人得到了。

BLINDED BY MIKE AND IKE SHRAPNEL.

Blinded by MIKE and IKE SHRAPNEL。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, ARCHAEOLOGISTS IN EGYPT HAVE UNEARTHED AT LEAST

在埃及的考古學家們至少已經發現了

59 ANCIENT COFFINS, ONE CONTAINING THE PRISTINE MUMMY OF

59個古代棺材，其中一個裝有純正的木乃伊。

AN ANCIENT PRIEST MORE THAN 2,600 YEARS SINCE THEY WERE

一個古代的祭司在他們出生後超過2600年。

BURIED.

埋了。

ALSO, A SEALED DOOR WAS UNEARTHED WHERE IT IS EXPECTED

還有，在預期的地方發現了一扇密封的門。

MORE MUMMIES MAY LIE YOU KNOW WHAT?

更多的媽媽們可能會說謊，你知道嗎？

LET'S MAYBE NOT OPEN THE ANCIENT MUMMY DOOR.

我們還是不要打開古代媽媽的門吧。

WE'VE ALREADY GOT THE PLAGUE, HOW ABOUT WE SAVE A COUPLE

我們已經得了麻風病，不如我們救一兩個人吧。

CURSES FOR 2021?

2021年的CURSES？

HUH?

咦？

QUARANTINE-WHILE, M.I.T.

QUARANTINE-WHILE, M.I.T.

RESEARCHERS ARE ABOUT TO START BUILDING A "NUCLEAR FUSION

研究人員將開始建造 "核聚變"。

REACTOR THEY SAY IS "VERY LIKELY TO WORK."

他們說是 "很有可能成功 "的反應器。

LET ME STOP YOU RIGHT THERE.

讓我在這裡阻止你。

YOU'RE GONNA BE MELTING ATOMS TOGETHER AT TENS OF MILLIONS OF

你們會在幾千萬的速度下將原子熔化在一起

DEGREES TO MAKE THE SAME ENERGY THAT POWERS THE SUN.

程度使相同的能量，為太陽提供動力。

SO, WE'RE GONNA NEED YOU TO BE A LITTLE MORE SURE OF THIS THAN MY

所以，我們需要你比我更有把握一點

COUSIN SEEING IF HE CAN STOMP ON HIS KIDS' TEETER TOTTER TO GET

表弟在看能否踩著孩子們的學步車，以獲得。

HIS KEG ONTO THE ROOF.

他的酒桶到屋頂。

IN PEER-REVIEWED PAPERS PUBLISHED IN THE JOURNAL OF

同行評審的論文，發表在《新聞週刊》上。

PLASMA PHYSICS, OR JUH-PUH-PUH, RESEARCHERS ARGUE THAT IF THE

PLASMA PHYSICS, or JUH-PUH-PUH, RESEARCHERS ARGUE THAT IF THE...

REACTOR DOES WORK, IT WILL "PRODUCE AS MUCH AS TEN TIMES

反應器工作，它將 "產生十倍的產量"。

THE ENERGY IT CONSUMES."

它所消耗的能源。"

DON'T NEED IT.

不需要它。

ANYONE CURRENTLY LOCKED DOWN WITH SMALL CHILDREN WILL TELL

任何一個目前被鎖在小寶寶身邊的人都會告訴你，你的孩子是個大孩子。

YOU WE ALREADY HAVE THAT TECHNOLOGY.

你已經有了這種技術。

HIS NAME IS BRYAN.

他的名字是布萊恩。

QUARANTINE-WHILE, YOU MAY HAVE HEARD THAT SOAP OPERAS HAVE HAD

TO ADJUST HOW THEY HANDLE LOVE SCENES DURING THE PANDEMIC.

調整他們如何處理愛情場面期間的PANDEMIC。

NOW VIDEOS ARE GOING VIRAL OF ACTORS STRUGGLING NOT TO LAUGH

現在，演員們努力不笑的視頻正在流行。

AS THEY HAVE TO MAKE OUT WITH WHAT ARE CLEARLY MANNEQUINS.

因為他們要用明顯的假人做出來。

♪ ♪ ♪ GOSH, TRY TO GET TO SECOND BASE

"天啊，試著去二壘

♪ ♪ ♪ GOSH, TRY TO GET TO SECOND BASE

"天啊，試著去二壘

WITH A TACKLING DUMMY!

與擒拿笨蛋！

YOU'RE NOT FOOLING ANYONE, JUST LEAN INTO IT.

你沒有騙任何人，只是靠著它。

"ANGELA... YOU WERE A MANNEQUIN THIS WHOLE TIME?!

"安吉拉... 你一直都是個模特？

IS THAT HOW YOU GOT AMNESIA AND TERM NIGHTS.

你就是這樣得到了安納西亞和定期的夜晚。

WE'LL BE BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY FUTURE ISLANDS.

我們會帶著FUTURE ISLANDS的表演回來的。

ANGELA, TALK TO ME!

安吉拉，跟我說話！