Name: 巴頓-奧斯瓦爾特希望在總統辯論中使用微型火焰噴射器。 (Patton Oswalt Wants Tiny Flamethrowers at the Presidential Debate)
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T21:07:38.000Z
Duration: 6 min 37 s

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I appreciate this. I like the little Halloween back there.

我很欣賞這個。我喜歡後面的小萬聖節。

看到了嗎？來吧，你是個好人。你是個好人

But first, the final presidential debate was tonight.

但首先，今晚是最後一場總統辯論。

And we shot this interview earlier today before the debate.

而我們今天早些時候在辯論前拍攝了這個採訪。

But you've been live-tweeting every debate so far.

但到目前為止，你一直在推特上直播每一場辯論。

這對你來說是某種程度上的治療嗎？

It's very therapeutic in that I tweet stuff out about

這是很有療效的，我在推特上發了一些關於... ...

what I'm seeing to make a "joke" about it,

but then I'm realizing and if you watch as the night goes on,

但後來我意識到，如果你看著夜幕降臨。

我的微博變成了 "他是不是... ...

"Yeah, that was -- it's not you. You're not hallucinating.

"是啊，那是--不是你。你沒有產生幻覺。

-In this debate tonight, they are introducing muted mikes,

-在今晚的辯論中，他們引入了靜音麥克風。

-I mean, there's a mute button at a debate!

-我是說，辯論會上有個靜音鍵！

What would you do if -- What measures would you put in place

facing up from the podium that they could see.

And first infraction, we just light the pilot light.

而第一次違規，我們只是點亮了指示燈。

we just go full Sigourney Weaver in "Alien."

我們只是去完全西格妮・韋弗 在 "異形"。

-One of the things we always end up talking about

Biden's music choices when compared to Trump's.

拜登的音樂選擇與特朗普相比。

-我的意思是，不只是拜登的音樂選擇

-Iggy Pop, The Breeders, the Pixies, and the Beastie Boys!

Now, Trump at best has Lee Greenwood, maybe Kid Rock

現在，特朗普最多隻有李-格林伍德，也許還有基德-洛克。

Whatever it is you don't have to pay for.

不管是什麼，你都不必為之付出。

the artist immediately puts -- "I am not --

I don't want my stuff there. I don't want to be associated."

我不想讓我的東西在那裡。我不想被關聯。"

So when you watch the Blind Pig ad, A, for you and me,

所以，當你看了盲豬的廣告，A，為你我。

對於X代來說，那是一個碉堡的破壞者。

有所有這些樂隊在同一個廣告。

We're like, "Well, you own Gen X now. You have us."

我們就像，"好吧，你現在擁有X一代，你有我們。你有我們。"

-I couldn't believe that. -But also you've got to know

-我簡直不敢相信.-但你也必須知道，你必須知道

that if someone our age who is a Trump supporter

如果我們這個年紀的人是特朗普的支持者

"Everyone that I ever loved through the '80s and '90s

"我愛過的每一個人，通過80年代和90年代。

-Yeah, like, Neil Young is like, "Stop, just don't even try."

-是啊，就像，尼爾・楊是這樣，"停止，只是不嘗試。"

was nominated for an Emmy. Congrats on that.

I haven't had a chance to congratulate you

-哦，查普爾哦，查普爾 - 是的，當然

-You and Chappelle though -- Is this story --

-你和查普爾，雖然 - 這是故事 -

Did you and Dave Chappelle start on the exact same night?

你和Dave Chappelle是在同一個晚上開始的嗎?

It was July 18, 1988, Garvin's Comedy Club, Tuesday night.

那是1988年7月18日，加文喜劇俱樂部，星期二晚上。

-He took the stage like he had been doing it for 30 years.

-他在舞臺上就像他已經做了30年一樣。

It just -- it was the most natural -- you just --

這只是 - 這是最自然的 - 你只是 -

"Oh, this person is going to be a gigantic star."

And then he told me later on, because I said I was hanging out

然後他後來告訴我，因為我說我在外面閒逛

with him recently at all places, at Eddie Murphy's house.

最近和他一起去了艾迪-墨菲的家。

We were hanging out, and it was the weirdest --

我們在一起玩，這是最奇怪的... ...

That's a whole other story. -I can't wait, yeah.

那是另一個故事-我等不及了，是的

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巴頓-奧斯瓦爾特希望在總統辯論中使用微型火焰噴射器。 (Patton Oswalt Wants Tiny Flamethrowers at the Presidential Debate)

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