Wow, Hello and welcome everybody to the one.

The only the thing.

This is a very special episode indeed, because this time we've got cars that are made for murder.

This has nothing to do with any lawsuits pending on behalf of the people of Gotham City or Hogwarts or several university sports of Bruce Wayne's.

Though my lawyers have informed me that if it did, I have the right to remain silent.

And not if you will never take me alive.

Just try.

It covers that.

Uh huh.

All right.

Anyway, first up his nitrate or 2000 or kit Ah, super modified 1982 Pontiac Trans Am with a mind of its own.

It's got an onboard ai with attitude and the firepower to back it up.

We're talking about a flamethrower.

Ah, laser beam and a turbo boost for quick getaways.

He's sort of like found 9000 could take on a small army and get you late at the same time.

Speaking of getting laid next up is the Aston Martin DB five, the car of choice of Agent double 07 himself.

Bond James Bond.

It's got machine guns, a tire shredding blade and an ejector seat for any unwanted passengers.

Brain.

It's enough to make anyone say Doctor.

Oh, no.

Anyways, what better way to hunt a spy than with the car?

From Spy Hunter?

This is Dara Imperator.

Wanna wait?

I have a front loaded machine gun, a rocket launchers and a smoke screen.

This baby is a devil of destruction, sent straight from the eight bit eighties itself.

And last but not least, is the 12 force application vehicle better known as the Warthog.

It's the workhorse of halos, UNSC, its four wheel drive all terrain.

And it's even got this enormous turret mounted machine gun on its back, perfect for ripping aliens come to shred Theo.

Only downside is, it's a little floppy.

With our combatants out of the way, let's turn our attention to our commentators.

Whiz and broomstick touch.

This puppy started taking away, right?

Let's go.

Any toe watch cars get ripped and people get splattered good and honest, like a really American.

Aren't you wanted in all 50 states for that exact thing?

What?

No, shut up when we're on TV.

Uh huh.

Well, as usual.

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With that, let's join our racers at the starting line.

It's time for a death, Ray, please.

Mhm.

They're off.

Rocky start for the Spartans.

But they're keeping steady.

It's spy versus spy Is a spy hunters living up to the name?

If I weren't an unfeeling computer program, I think I might feel genuine excitement right now.

Wait, Kit, how did you tap into this frequency?

I am a highly advanced artificial intelligence wizard.

I am capable of many things ominous on right now.

I am capable of death.

Yeah.

Oh, no.

Our beautiful racetrack is covered.

It really well placed landmines.

Who could be so dastardly to do that?

Me?

It was me.

And get paid to do this and it z fun.

Uh, no, you don't.

You told me you do it for the thrill of the kill.

A t least.

That's what the contract said.

One written in blood.

That was strawberry jam whiz.

I'm not an animal.

When did you use blood?

Hey, look like Bonds hitting the right.

If he's not careful, he Oh, Dr Martin.

Trouble.

Right now, the bullet is in trouble with a side of bullets.

Yes, Marks back on four wheels.

Got there.

No way.

But here comes the surprise jumpers.

What handsome devil could have sent those?

Looks like those pilots are going to be getting halos after that one.

Another Excellent.

Just broomstick.

One correction, though they are definitely all going to hell.

All right, Now it's just getting kind of creepy bombs going for the Warthog.

But it's a really tough machine or not.

Looks like those physics will always be a bit wonky.

Is that the official diagnosis?

Yes.

Wonky.

Well, forget about it because we're in my best trap yet.

It slices it specials.

It's got the shark from my bathtub.

It's beautiful winds.

Yeah.

What?

Yeah.

Oh, come on.

It was a good try.

Forget this.

It's time for Plan B.

Yeah, Yeah.

Witness me.

Winter is a warthog.

Nice.

Well, boom stick.

What did we learn this time?

Um, nothing.

That's the whole point.

I learned to stop accepting contracts and strawberry jam.

Hello, boom stick I have uploaded by consciousness into the cybernetic Lee enhanced brain of the being you once knew.

As Wizard Death once again fails to claim me.

Okay, let's go blow shit up.

That's horrifying.

Come back next time when we have that all sorted out for the season finale.

Oh, death race.