as you know,

about a year or so ago,

and to back it up a little bit,

all of my fans know that I've had a long running feud

with a guy on our staff,

named Jordan Schlansky.

Jordan Schlansky is a total pain in the ass

and

is a big know-it-all.

And then you did me this amazing favor.

I took Jordan to Japan.

And he, Jordan says that he knows everything about Japan.

Also

his, one of his favorite movies of all time is "Karate Kid",

and then a "Karate Kid II" the whole franchise.

And, he started to shoot off his mouth,

as I knew he would,

about how he knows that "Karate Kid II"

was shot in Okinawa, I think.

And I secretly asked you, would you tape a,

would you take a message of you

straightening Jordan out?

And you did that.

Your entire fascination with Japan

stems from the fact that you saw

"Karate Kid II",

(laughter)

and that it was filmed in, where?

Okinawa, Okinawa.

I have a message here for you.

Please press play,

and hold that out to the camera as you watch it.

Hi, Conan.

It's me, Ralph Macchio.

Listen, I'm sorry to interrupt,

I just wanted to tell that Jordan guy,

that all the scenes in "Karate Kid: Part Two"

that was supposed to be Japan actually shot in Hawaii.

(audience jeering)

Oh, and Jordan,

those weren't real dinosaurs in "Jurassic Park".

(laughter)

Sayonara.

I cannot tell you what that meant to me.

That was so sweet.

He's still recovering.

(laughter)

You appeared out of thin air.

His childhood hero appeared out of thin air and said,

"Jordan, I side with Conan.

You're wrong."

It was perfect.

I, you know, it's funny.

'Cause you get asked to do,

or I've gotten asked to do,

you know, these sketch things,

you get the pitches,

"Hey, would you do this for whoever, whoever".

And it's usually a one off joke

that this show gets a lot more mileage out of it than I do.

[Conan] Yeah. This one came to me

it's like the perfect time with the

with a couple of suggestions,

each one better than the next.

I said, you know what, I was in my office I said,

okay, lemme just throw this up on the phone

and see if it works.

And it just,

it killed man, it killed.

We were playing it on the set of "Cobra Kai"

when we were shooting it and everybody was

going, "I could get to Macchio."

Because that was sort of the,

the pronunciation of my name.

Yes, Jordan was so mad.

He was so at me in that moment,

he couldn't just take the joke and go,

"Okay, pretty good you got me."

He just kept saying,

"Oh, you think you're so big because you've got,

you're the star of the show.

Well, I could get to Macio.

I could get to, you say it's Macchio!"

(mumbling)

Your hero!

How do you not know it's Macchio?

And my single favorite line of that,

of that year probably was,

your childhood hero came out of my phone

and took a shit in your mouth.

(laughter)

'cause, you delivered it beautifully.

I laugh out loud every time,

and subsequently now,

and maybe it's because of "The Conan O'Brien Show",

and we'll give some props to Jordan,

even though I know you hate to do it.

(laughter)

I have been to Okinawa,

where some shooting of "Cobra Kai" Season Three,

Ah. Which,

I cannot talk too much about,

but I can say it dives into the origin of Miyagi-Do Karate.

[Conan] Oh wow, okay. We learn a little bit,

some secrets of past history that is new to the audience

and to LaRusso, my character.

And we actually went to Okinawa to shoot, so

I think you guys put that in the ether and

some-- So yeah,

retroactively you've proven Jordan right?

Yes I have.

But not after killing him and squashing him

and shitting in his mouth.

All right, we have a clip here

from "Cobra Kai".

And

I believe this is where

basically you are finding out that your old nemesis,

Johnny Lawrence

has set up the Cobra Kai

Dojo. Dojo, in the mini mall.

You realize that this he's brought it back.

You can't believe it and you go in and there's

kind of a quasi confrontation here,

which is kind of cool.

I think that sets it up.

Let's take a look at this clip from "Cobra Kai".

Is there anything else you need me to do?

I'm sorry, sensei but...

Sensei?

Really?

Oh my God kid, I don't know what he's told you,

but you shouldn't believe a word this guy says

or you're going to end up exactly like him.

You and I,

this,

you know, we're done.

I'm right here, man.

You know what, I'm really happy for you.

This is a, I'm really happy for your success.

And,

I'm happy that

and again, thank you so much

for destroying Jordan Schlansky for me.

That's right.

I owe you anytime you need any video from me.

If you can ever find someone who's a big fan of mine,

I'll do the same-- I'll start looking.

Start looking. And I,

it won't be that difficult.

(laughter)

I love "I'll start looking".

Well, you set me up,

you threw me a beat (mumbles) (laughter)

That over the middle of the plate I had a swing.

Thank you.

It was an illegal kick,

that you just gave to me.

The first two seasons of "Cobra Kai"

are streaming now on Netflix and,

it is a really fun show.

If you're not watching it,

get started.

'Cause it's a joy and

Ralph, thank you so much.

Really good talking to you.

I appreciate it, man.

Thank you so much. Yeah, stay safe.

Take care, man.