I'm your host, Moses Storm.

Or as I'm known in the chat, Where's common?

How come Casey Neistat and King Joffrey's love child is talking at May?

If you haven't been here before this the show where we take all of our favorite people from the Conan Show we put him up live or live in the chat.

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Roy Wood Jr and Ron Funches are here First guest.

I'm gonna bring on someone who spent a lot of time with we toured.

He was the co host of this show when we did it for human beings.

Please welcome the very funny flew aboard Lula Germany's own Oh, hello to you, Moses.

You Oh, you know who knows who knows everything.

Who knows?

I feel you look a little uncomfortable, Moses.

So I would like to welcome you to your own show.

So let's let's begin here a little bit.

Okay?

Thank you.

Yeah, Let's go.

Here we go.

Okay.

Oh, wow.

You've made me a background that looks like rain bubbles.

This very greasy rain.

It's storm A.

It's stormy Mels is Okay, So this is the royalty free background you could afford.

And Ah, Unicorn.

Look at this.

Look at these guys.

It's not just enormous Storm Moses.

It's a magical storm.

It's for you.

It's a corn storm.

The concept and watch out.

Oh, no.

Watch out!

Here comes.

Oh, wow.

Look at that.

You know, this is the first time my name has been pulled in this direction.

You know, no one's made the connection before.

Zero times zero times hasn't happened before.

You really went all out.

We have.

Hello.

Hello, Moses.

Stormy couple age is in there.

Well, thank you for being here.

Uh, actually, you wanted to come on the show, which is which is new because there's an issue that's near and dear to your heart.

So a lot of businesses are starting to slowly reopened, and the last business on the list it's being considered.

Not essential is nightclubs.

And you spent a good portion of your life in nightclubs from deejaying your events to hosting awake for an X x f l player s o.

Do you think that the nightclubs actually are in essential business?

Not just I think I know it, Moses.

When I go into my nightclubs now, everyone is very excited to see me, and we have very, very clear rules.

I will show you now because I have come prepared.

And this is what you're going into.

Nightclubs?

Yeah.

I mean, it's kind of Yeah.

Yeah.

So this is a This is just a clip off me at good kind.

Two days ago, you can see things making sure everyone is OK.

This is the club, you know?

You're in the hood.

Yeah.

Okay.

Yeah.

And this is how people are entering the club.

So it's not Just show your ID.

No, it is the club.

Most of this is the club testing all day.

That's all we do is just 24 testes, right?

But, I mean, don't people go to a club to kind of unwind?

It's like a dark room.

You kind of want to drink and dance with anonymity.

This seems it seems very I know clinical.

I don't know if this is the path forward.

Well, I can tell you what we do is Moses.

Each person enters first, they enter the wonderful disco and then I provide them with a very fun adventure.

Shall I show it to you?

Yes, please.

Okay, here it is.

Here we go.

Okay.

This looks Look at this.

How many people are in the room about this as I'm dancing?

Yeah.

Okay.

Oh, good to see you.

I love this.

Those speeds are pumping so deep and dark.

I gotta say, it's very unsettling to see you laterally and upside down.

And then watch Moses like one romance happens.

Look.

Hey, what's your favorite color is blue?

Okay, Okay.

So this is your pitch to essentially get our governor Gavin Newsom to Thio.

Open back up nightclubs.

This is This is what the future of nightclubs look like.

It's like, you know, when your uncle is like running down the street and the dog bites his testicles, it's the lesson like runaway fail is all this time.

Yes, yes, run away from doggies.

Let's remember your uncle.

So Okay, so your ideas to essentially open a nightclub that's so bad and so safe that that Wow, that is unsettling.

That that they will be forced to open nightclubs.

Okay.

Yes, She seems very clinical.

And in hospital, like most, is that you've been to Germany before.

No, I haven't.

That's very fair, though.

This very fair.

This is what we call romance Sliding.

This is This is romantic.

Light is setting the mood.

Yes.

Every intercourse begins with this.

This many religions are required.

Moses?

Oh, my God.

I can't wait to go.

If only we were allowed to go.

Yeah, no one is allowed.

Sorry.

It's very difficult.

Can you see how easy PGA could be Not prevented when you're in a room with yourself?

Yeah.

So that's that's really the argument.

Is that if you do open nightclubs, I mean, it's a super spreader venue.

I mean, people are bumping into each other constantly.

Yes.

People are yelling over loud music.

Yes.

Have you thought about addressing that?

If people are yelling and may be spreading droplets is there a way toe to curb that?

In my to school, there will be at least 15 nuns, um, there with and they will be measuring you and the space between off your mouth and the other mouths and perhaps genitals and things like this.

Okay, a couple of things come up with that.

What?

Nuns would agree to go into a night club.

Uh, to would it not kill the vibe?

I mean, it's a very sexually charged the vibe in there.

Okay, well, what better nightclub before?

Okay, Moses.

Well, number one, I think one of us.

I mean, out of the six of us here, one of us has not seen the film nuns on the run, and I correct, I have not seen that.

So add me to one of the floating heads there.

Is this the Whoopi Goldberg movie?

No, that's a sister's acting sister.

Actor's name is on the right.

You're not not nuns on the run not familiar at all, or it's very good.

It is not part off the sister acting franchise.

It is just about some nuns that engage in cardiovascular activities.

And also there is a disco scene.

Moses.

So you're trying to raise money to open this on purpose?

Bad nightclub or you're trying to get real clubs open.

It's not clear what the motive this, but I would like to still here.

Let's get to it very quickly.

Sorry, Moses.

Let's transition to the most important part.

It's my hashtag, which is flak seen.

What have we got here?

What's this okay with hashtag vaccine.

Sorry, Moses.

It's vaccine.

Yes, Flaxen So it is the fuel effects.

So if you donate to hashtag flag seen this will speak to It's a Bart I've created it will send an email toe gavel new so And he will.

He will then begin toe.

Yeah, he will begin to open.

The club is and then also this donates to the sister act.

I mean, sorry.

The nun is on the runny too.

Franchise fundraiser.

So that way we can get nuns on the run, which would be nuns on the Gallup.

This is the nuns on the Gallup.

And then that will also have to encourage people should dance safely.

So one Kickstarter and you have multiple issues going into this event And how much money you're looking to raise at least 5 to 6 year olds.

Well, that doesn't seem like a lot.

It seems like people in the chat could donate that.

What do people want to see this?

Is this something that needs to happen?

I don't chat.

It's always been inside you.

That sounds highly inappropriate.

And I feel OK.

Oh, is this We need to end this right?

Yes, I think there's no better way to end a bit either with someone you know, getting shot or they say playing brass instrument.

Okay, I will begin to just solo and then you can cut me out at any moment.

Okay?

Come here.

Moses is for you.

Hashtag vaccine.

Thank you.

Flew Mark.

Oh, Okay.

Bye bye.

Bye bye.

Wow.

What an ending.

The chemistry that we have.

It's like two people that have testified against each other in court do a lot better by flu.

Uh, sorry.

I don't know how to amuse myself.

I'm trying to mute it.

You know what?

Just stay on in the background for everyone and may be, you know, just we want to hear you breathing back there.

OK, I'm OK.

Bye bye.

Sorry.

Lett's.

That's flu, Lomborg.

Everyone, please donate Thio, not his.