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I have a complaint to file with you.
我想向你們投訴
Which is you have a very funny, uh, show called Hiking With Kevin where you get celebrity pals.
你有一個非常有趣的節目 叫做 "和凱文一起遠足",你在那裡找到了名人朋友。
The hike with you.
和你一起遠足。
I did it a while ago.
我剛才做了。
It must have been, what, A year, year and a half ago?
那一定是一年半以前的事了吧?
About two years ago.
大約兩年前。
Now, year, year and a half.
現在,一年,一年半。
Anyway, if you're gonna file a complaint, you're gonna have to get the accurate date.
無論如何,如果你要去投訴, 你要得到準確的日期。
All right, Well, but let me just tell you what the complaint is.
好吧,好吧,但讓我告訴你什麼是投訴。
E did your show.
E做了你的節目。
And just before I went out the door, I just grabbed a hat.
而就在出門前,我只是拿了一頂帽子。
I don't even think it was my hat.
我甚至不認為那是我的帽子。
It might have been my wife's hat.
可能是我妻子的帽子。
I don't know who's had.
我不知道誰有。
It was I grabbed it and put it on my head and it looked terrible.
是我抓起它放在頭上,看起來很糟糕。
Take a look.
看看吧
Let's show people right now.
現在就給大家看看吧。
There it is.
在那裡,它是。
Okay.
好吧,我知道了
You didn't stop me.
你沒有阻止我。
You didn't say anything.
你什麼也沒說
You didn't say Hey, Conan, that hat look stupid.
你沒說嘿,柯南,那頂帽子看起來很蠢。
You let me go out the door.
你讓我走出門去。
And then you filmed me for your show, and it's been online, and I'm taking a lot of shit for that hat.
然後你為你的節目拍下了我的照片,並在網上傳開了,我為那頂帽子捱了不少罵。
Why didn't you say something.
你為什麼不說點什麼。
You're my friend.
你是我的朋友
Look, we're at a point in our friendship now where you know you I've always thought you did weird things.
聽著,我們的友誼已經到了一個階段,你知道你... ...我一直認為你做了奇怪的事情。
Strange things.
奇怪的事情。
I haven't always agreed with your decisions or choices.
我並不總是同意你的決定或選擇。
So when I saw the hat, I thought, Okay, he's making his bed.
所以當我看到那頂帽子時,我想,好吧,他在鋪床。
He's going to sleep in it.
他要睡在裡面。
And it's a lot of people.
而且是很多人。
I mean, I have thousands of followers have seen that you didn't realize how popular my show waas.
我的意思是,我有成千上萬的追隨者 已經看到,你沒有意識到 如何流行我的節目瓦斯。
I didn't realize.
我沒有意識到。
No, I didn't realize people.
不,我沒有意識到人。
Yeah, Yeah.
是啊,是啊。
It wasn't a good look for May.
這對梅來說,並不是一個好現象。
It was not a good look, but you went with it.
雖然樣子不好看,但你還是跟著去了。
And you you believed it.
而你你卻相信了。
You know, they sold a lot of those hats after that hike.
你知道,那次加息後,他們賣出了很多這樣的帽子。
I don't know if you know, they saw I actually heard this from the manufacturer of that hat.
我不知道你知不知道,他們看到我其實是聽那頂帽子的製造商說的。
They saw a 100% increase in sales because previously they had only sold one, and then they sold another one.
他們的銷售量增加了100%,因為之前他們只賣了一個,然後他們又賣了一個。
Yeah, but I think you know what?
是的,但我想你知道嗎?
You you kind of generated a style with that hat.
你... ...你那頂帽子產生了一種風格。
It was kind of like a Tom Sawyer kind of a look.
這有點像湯姆-索亞的那種眼神。
Yeah, I looked sort of like a Tom Sawyer if he had leukemia.
是啊,我看起來有點像一個湯姆・索亞 如果他有白血病。
Uh, not that Good.
呃,沒那麼好。
Nice.
很好啊
Nice.
很好啊
Nice.
很好啊
Slam.
大滿貫。
Good.
很好啊