Billy Lett's set this up for a second.

比利-萊特的設置了一下。

You are for anyone who doesn't know you are very serious about baseball.

你是給不知道你對棒球很認真的人看的。

About Yankees.

關於洋人。

Yeah, the Yankees.

是啊，洋基隊。

Yeah, in particular.

是的，特別是。

It actually got me into being a baseball player in high school out of Long Island on.

其實這讓我在高中時從長島出來成為一名棒球運動員，在。

Then, when I went to college in West Virginia, a little bit got me into stand up comedy and theater.

然後，當我在西弗吉尼亞上大學的時候，一點點讓我喜歡上了脫口秀和戲劇。

E was playing second base and the men of first slow ground ball to short with your hate because you know, you're gonna get dumped on a double play and I'm there and I go to make the turn and all I saw was this uniform.

E在打二壘，一壘的人慢速地將球傳給短距離的人，帶著你的仇恨，因為你知道，你會在一個雙打上被甩掉，而我在那裡，我去做轉身，我看到的只是這身制服。

But right there and I got dumped up in here.

但就在那裡，我被甩在這裡。

And as I was coming down Cone and I sort of sign that said, auditions Today, my instagram like I better do that.

當我走下來科恩和我的標誌，說，試鏡今天，我的instagram喜歡我最好這樣做。

The comedy thing?

喜劇的事情？

Yeah, you hung out at you, You know, of course, George Steinberg.

是啊，你掛在你， 你知道，當然，喬治・斯坦伯格。

You've got to actually sit in the box.

你得真正坐在包廂裡。

The world Siri's.

世界Siri的。

Later I started.

後來我開始。

I met Joe Torre.

我和Joe Torre一起。

I spoke with Mickey Mantle day last year when they unveiled Mickey's Memorial, and Joseph debt was really good at anything we could do.

我去年和米奇-曼託日交談過，當時他們為米奇的紀念碑揭幕，約瑟夫債務真的很好，我們可以做任何事情。

I said, Well, can I work out with the team once?

我說，那我能不能跟隊裡鍛鍊一次？

He said, Yeah, we're gonna Anaheim.

他說，是的，我們要去阿納海姆。

You're gonna be out there.

你會在那裡。

So I worked out with them, and then I started calling Joe Torry on the phone.

所以我和他們一起工作，然後我開始給喬-托里打電話。

He gave me his numbers during the course of the pennant drive and became a thing like, we were superstitious.

他把他的號碼給了我，在奔波的過程中，他的號碼變成了一個東西，我們很迷信。

I'd call them, they'd win, I'd call him, you know, that kind of thing.

我會給他們打電話，他們會贏，我會給他打電話，你知道，這種事情。

And then I ended up.

然後我就結束了。

They invited me to the World Series.

他們邀請我去參加世界大賽

I'm sitting in Mr Steinbrenner's box and there's a weird combination.

我坐在Steinbrenner先生的包廂裡，有一個奇怪的組合。

The great Joe DiMaggio and Henry Kissinger on Set.

偉大的喬-迪馬喬和亨利-基辛格在現場。

You winces, and I'm not sure I e like the game e s.

你打了個冷顫，我不確定我是否喜歡這個遊戲e s。

So now I had met Mr Kissinger about 10 years earlier on the Concorde flying toe London when I was doing Saturday Night Live and I ended up sitting next to the plane is very small.

所以，現在我遇到了基辛格先生，大約10年前，在飛往倫敦的協和飛機上，當時我正在做週六夜現場，最後我坐在飛機旁邊，非常小。

You've been on it yesterday on the Concorde, so he's sitting next to me, and it's very tight, and I'm Henry Kissinger, and I'm looking at him going.

你昨天在協和飛機上坐過，所以他坐在我旁邊，很緊，我是亨利-基辛格，我看著他走。

What did the chicks think about this guy?

小妞們對這傢伙有什麼看法？

He was like a big ladies man.

他就像一個大女人的男人。

He was a very big ladies with older respect.

他是一個非常大的女士，有老的尊重。

I don't get it.

我不明白

Oh, no one will hear that.

哦，沒人會聽到的。

Don't worry.

別擔心

And he's.

而他的。

May I say something?

我可以說點什麼嗎？

Thio?

Thio?

Sure.

當然可以

I've been thinking about this for a while.

我一直在思考這個問題。

I want to say something.

我有話要說

Thio E said what?

Thio E說什麼？

So he goes.

所以他走了。

You look marvelous.

你看起來棒極了

Eso Now, uh, now it's 10 years later, I'm in.

埃索 現在，呃，現在是10年後，我加入了。

I'm in.

我加入了

Steinbrenner's box is the sixth game of the world Siri's And there he is.

Steinbrenner的盒子是世界上第六場Siri的遊戲，他在那裡。

And he's all good to see you again.

而他也很高興能再次見到你。

So nice to see you, Mr Happy.

很高興見到你，快樂先生。

Hey, says I want them to get my wife.

嘿，說我想讓他們把我老婆找來。

Honey, come here.

親愛的，來這裡。

Look who's here, Honey, come here.

看看誰來了，親愛的，過來。

Look who's here.

看誰來了

Billy Joel, Say hello.

比利-喬爾，說你好。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

So the first came into Siri's.

於是，第一個來到了Siri的。

And the Yankees are losing 11 of one or something, you know, and he turns to Mr DiMaggio.

洋基隊輸了11場還是什麼的，你知道的，他轉向了迪馬喬先生。

Houthis.

胡塞武裝；

You know, this is the greatest hero, you know, And and he says to him, Yankees is stinking up the door and goes, Hey, Joe, suit up on I said it was great.

你知道，這是最偉大的英雄，你知道，他說，洋基隊是臭了門，去，嘿，喬，西裝革履，我說這是偉大的。

Senior Yankee Stadium said Yeah, well, nice to see Dr Kissinger said.

洋基球場高層說是啊，很高興看到基辛格博士說。

No, I'm not the ballpark.

不，我不是球場。

Call me Hank.

叫我漢克

Got a sense of humor little bit.

有幽默感一點。

A little bit.

有一點。

Well, should we show this thing we got right?

好吧，我們是不是應該讓大家看看這個我們弄好的東西？

We, uh, any set up we need for this.

我們，呃，我們需要的任何設置。

We have to tell you your staff is great, and you're great.

我們要告訴你，你的員工很好，你也很好。

We did this, so last minute.

我們這樣做，所以最後一分鐘。

Yeah.

是啊。

Sorry you couldn't make it on it literally.

很抱歉，你不能讓它在字面上。

We finished playing 2.

我們打完了2。

30 this afternoon, and here we are, a couple of Well, I haven't even seen it yet because they edited this thing pretty quick and we did about an hour and something.

30今天下午，我們在這裡，一對夫婦 嗯，我還沒有看到它，因為他們編輯這個東西非常快，我們做了大約一個小時的東西。

So I we have not seen you have no idea what's happened, but we'll take a look at our little trip Thio to Yankee Stadium.

所以，我我們還沒有看到你不知道發生了什麼，但我們會看看我們的小旅行Thio到洋基體育場。

All right, we're here in Yankee Stadium.

好了，我們現在在洋基體育場。

Uh, Billy Crystal got us in.

呃，比利・克里斯托爾讓我們進去了。

Thank you, Billy.

謝謝你，比利。

You would know this is very hard for you.

你會知道這對你來說是非常困難的。

Is that you're a Boston Red Sox fan.

你是波士頓紅襪隊的球迷嗎？

I grew up in Boston, and when I was a kid, I used to watch, uh, the Red Sox come here and play the Yankees.

我在波士頓長大，當我還是個孩子的時候，我經常看，呃，紅襪隊來這裡和洋基隊比賽。

And I was told as a kid, and we believed it that if a Red Sox fan came to Yankee Stadium, they'd be murdered, and then we found out you'd actually You don't have to be a Red Sox fan.

我小時候被告知，我們相信 如果紅襪隊的球迷來到洋基體育場，他們會被謀殺， 然後我們發現你其實不需要是紅襪隊的球迷。

You could just come here and anyone could be murdered.

你只要來這裡，任何人都可能被謀殺。

Yeah, this is a handgun night here.

是啊，這是一個手槍之夜在這裡。

There's some other good public beating night, so I took Tino Martinez is back because he's got 14 home runs and, like, way too many R b ice.

有一些其他好的公眾毆打的夜晚，所以我把蒂諾-馬丁內斯回來了，因為他有14個本壘打和一樣，太多的R B冰。

That's pretty good.

這是很好的。

Thistles.

蒺藜。

Shemp spat.

麻麻吐槽。

Yeah, this is Pat Kelly from the Yankees.

是的，這是洋基隊的帕特-凱利。

Up with that.

了這一點。

So fat you're on national television.

胖得都上國家電視臺了。

Show us what you got my ability.

讓我們看看你有什麼本事

That stupid?

這麼傻？

Yeah, like right.

是啊，像右。

I wanna wanna picture.

我想拍張照片

Not a glass of water.

不是一杯水。

Uh huh.

嗯哼。

Right.

好吧，我知道了

Here's your Stransky.

這是你的斯特蘭斯基。

No, she's who into the seeds.

不，她是誰進的種子。

Into the seeds.

進的種子。

That's Tommy tune.

那是湯米的曲子。

Why did the hands hurt so incredibly when you hit the ball?

為什麼打球的時候，手會那麼不可思議的疼？

Because you have very soft.

因為你有很軟。

Oh, I love him.

哦，我愛他。

Here's why.

這就是為什麼。

Actually show him what I made of.

其實讓他看看我做的東西。

I think you look like Marlena Dietrich after crying episode.

我覺得你看起來像Marlena Dietrich哭過之後的情節。

That's what I always wanted to turn a double play.

這也是我一直想轉雙打的原因。

So maybe we'll get a chance to do that as it's more fun continues just Oh, yeah.

所以，也許我們會有機會做到這一點，因為它是更有趣的繼續只是哦，是的。

Did you see The kid from Boston dropped the ball, Mr.

你看到了嗎 波士頓的孩子把球丟了，先生？

Soft Hands on it.

手軟的它。

Catch the ball.

接球。

It was Billy's fault.

都是比利的錯

What?

什麼？

It was right there.

它就在那裡。

No, you did it all wrong.

不，你做錯了。

Get those little talk show hands.

讓這些小脫口秀手。

Look at all the mail.

看看所有的郵件。

This is all I'm guessing mail for.

這就是我猜測郵件的全部內容。

Darrelle.

Darrelle.

Look at that Darryl Strawberry.

看看那個達里爾-草莓。

Darryl Strawberry till share my I.

達里爾-草莓直到分享我的I。

R.

R.

S Sure you don't even need an address to get to Darryl Strawberry.

當然，你甚至不需要一個地址 去達里爾草莓。

You just right?

你是對的嗎？

Darryl Strawberry, and it gets here.

達里爾-草莓，它得到了這裡。

That's impressive.

真是令人印象深刻。

Time cards.

時間卡。

Oh, do they punch out after again?

哦，之後他們又會衝出去嗎？

I don't know.

我不知道。

Got a magazine open.

有一本雜誌打開了。

One of his letter.

他的一封信。

You want me to open it?

你想讓我打開它？

Open one of the e?

打開一個e?

No.

不知道

If you're telling me to do it, Yeah, do the house.

如果你讓我做，是的，做房子。

I'm just a guest.

我只是一個客人。

That kind of ability after.

這種能力後。

Yeah, it's just someone who wants him to sign his card.

是啊，只是有人想讓他籤他的名片。

That's nice.

這很好。

That's cool enough.

這已經夠酷了。

You know, I'm gonna get a real treat for this kid.

你知道，我會得到一個真正的對待這個孩子。

I'm gonna sign it and send Xena be real treatment.

我要在上面簽字，然後給謝娜送去真正的治療。

So it'll be excited when someone explains who I am now.

所以當有人解釋我現在是誰的時候，會很興奮。

Everything.

一切的一切。

Darryl, this Mariano.

達里爾，這個馬里亞諾。

Four lettuce.

四個生菜。

Yeah, And look, they're all in his handwriting.

是啊，你看，這些都是他的筆跡。

He writes from Stop suspicious.

他從停止疑心寫道。

I do that.

我做的。

That's the saddest thing.

這是最可悲的事情。

You can Dio Look at this.

你可以迪奧看看這個。

Here, look, This is gonna get someone in trouble.

聽著，這會給某人帶來麻煩的。

The Yankees stole a shopping carts from Gristedes Market.

美國佬偷了格里斯特斯市場的購物車。

This is it.

就是這裡了

George finds out about this.

喬治發現了這件事。

This guy's traded whoever Did I think it was, George?

這傢伙把我認為是誰的人交易了，喬治？

I think I think George saw a way to save What is this?

我想我覺得喬治看到了一個拯救的方法，這是什麼？

Probably worth $38.

可能價值38元。

88 bucks in.

88塊錢在。

This is interesting to have a little box in the middle of the club.

俱樂部中間有一個小盒子，這個很有意思。

Yeah, it saves time, actually, he before the game.

是的，這可以節省時間，其實，他在比賽前。

Yeah.

是啊。

Why go all the way into the men's room when you got the box?

既然拿到了盒子，為什麼還要大老遠跑到男廁所去？

Yeah.

是啊。

Can you help me with the pronunciation?

你能幫我糾正一下發音嗎？

That's a material disease, I believe.

這是一種物質病，我相信。

Master possible.

主人可能。

Yeah.

是啊。

You don't want to get that?

你不想接嗎？

No.

不知道

How do you explain to you?

你怎麼跟你解釋？

Why did you got master possible?

你為什麼會得到主可能？

This is a grown man, Wade.

這是一個成年人，韋德。

Boxes 37 38 years old and yet the upper left hand corner.

37箱38歲，然而左上角。

Little stuff.

小東西。

That's a cry for help.

這是在呼救。

If there ever was 15 members only.

如果曾經只有15名成員。

So let's go.

所以，我們走吧。

Let's go.

我們走吧

Wow.

哇哦

Health food.

健康食品。

Let's see the players stay in shape.

讓我們看到球員們保持狀態。

Sugar cookies.

糖餅乾。

You got your Skippy says Hey, look at this.

你有你的Skippy說，嘿，看看這個。

Come still.

靜靜地來。

Okay, Eyes.

好吧，眼睛。

That's a good one.

這是一個很好的。

Hey, you got home, huh?

嘿，你到家了，嗯？

Ah, that was a lot of fun.

啊，那真是太好玩了。

Great fun.

很好玩

Very nice.

非常好

A Ah, that was fun.

A啊，那很有趣。

And a pretty cool.

而且是一個相當酷的。

You guys did a great job on a really note.

你們做了一個很好的工作，在一個真正的音符。

So on a real note, you were really very touched to be there.

所以，說句實在話，你能到場真的很感動。

I mean, you've been there before, but you just First of all, you played great.

我的意思是，你已經在那裡之前，但你只是 首先，你打得很好。

But you just were like a kid in the candy store.

但你只是像一個孩子在糖果店。

Isn't it the best?

這不是最好的嗎？

It's one of the best places in the world is like this huge synagogue would grass.

它是世界上最好的地方之一就像這個巨大的猶太教堂會草。

You know, it was like the best place I love that place.

你知道，這就像最好的地方 我愛那個地方。

I grew up going there.

我從小就去那裡。

You know, my first came in 1956.

你知道，我的第一次是在1956年。

You love a team.

你喜歡一個團隊。

Like I love this team, you know, and you love the game, and you play a little bit, but then you get you know, you saw your ad on that infield and Phil Rizzuto played their holy cow and o e I gotta tell you, it's unbelievable.

就像我愛這支球隊，你知道，你愛這個遊戲，你玩一點點， 但後來你得到你知道，你看到你的廣告上，內野和菲爾・裡佐託打他們的聖牛和O E我得告訴你，這是令人難以置信的。

Yeah, it was a It was a good time for us to, and I'm like I saw saying today we don't have access to many places.

是啊，這是一個 這是一個很好的時間對我們來說， 我就像我看到說今天 我們沒有進入很多地方。

So if you could just get us into places from now on, where do you want to go?

所以，如果你能讓我們從現在開始進入一些地方，你想去哪裡？

I'd like a remote in France, actually, Just me and Andy.

我想去法國，實際上，只有我和安迪。

You take us to France and we eat in the finest restaurants.

你帶我們去法國，我們去最好的餐廳吃飯。

I know some people.

我認識一些人。

All right, I'm looking forward to that.

好吧，我很期待。

I showed up on France's doorstep before, and then just Yeah, go now.

我之前出現在法國的門口，然後就 是啊，現在就去。

We're just gonna be us anyway.

我們只是要去反正是我們。

Oh, no, Me, Andi.

哦，不，我，安迪。

Way France.

法國的方式。

All right, Billy Crystal, we can't thank you enough.

好吧，比利・克里斯托弗，我們不知道怎麼感謝你才好。

And best of luck with the movie.

並祝電影順利。

I hear great things about it and come on back sometime.

我聽說它的事蹟很好，有時間再來吧。

We'll definitely crystal everybody walk down entre documents coming up.

我們一定會水晶大家走下entre文件來。

We'll be right back.

我們馬上回來。