Name: 我不小心變成了一個Meme。昆布茶女孩 (I Accidentally Became A Meme: Kombucha Girl)
Uploaded: 2020-10-23T23:30:39.000Z
Duration: 5 min 54 s

情態副詞

- I accidentally became a meme, and this is that story.

- 我一不小心就成了一個回憶，這就是那個故事。

but most people know me as kombucha girl.

但大多數人都知道我是昆布茶女孩。

I was 22 years old, I was living in Dallas, Texas.

我22歲的時候，我住在德克薩斯州的達拉斯。

I worked at a bank in trust and investment services.

我在一家銀行從事信託和投資服務工作。

I had no idea what was coming. (dramatic whooshing)

我不知道什麼是未來。（戲劇性的嗖嗖聲）

我下載了TikTok作為一個笑話，（笑）。

because I kept seeing ads for it on Snapchat.

因為我一直在Snapchat上看到它的廣告。

穿著毛茸茸的衣服的人和這一切。

cosplay was kind of the main thing on the app.

And then just by accident, I started uploading

然後只是意外的，我開始上傳了

'cause I ended up having a lot of fun on the app.

'因為我最後在應用上玩得很開心。

and I walked by the aisle and I was like, "Why not?"

我走過過道，我當時想，"為什麼不呢？"

I just kind of got home, put all my groceries away,

我剛回到家，把我所有的雜貨放好。

我的意思是，它是一種討厭的。

It was downloaded and uploaded to Gay Twitter

and they took that and captioned it (chuckles)

他們採取了這一點，並把它的標題（笑）。

"當我第一次吃（嗶）的時候。"

And other ones, like "When I tasted (beeps)

還有其他的，比如 "當我嚐到了（嗶嗶聲）"。

"for the first time" and all these nasty,

And I DM the guy who first uploaded the video

而我DM了那個最先上傳視頻的人。

'Cause I was like, "I don't want to get fired."

"因為我當時想，"我不想被解僱。"

and tagged me under it, and I was like, "Oh shit!" (laughs)

並給我貼上了標籤，我當時想，"哦，該死！"（笑）

So then I started getting an influx of followers.

所以後來我開始有了大量的追隨者。

I had a private account with maybe like 400 followers.

我有一個私人賬戶，大概有400個追隨者。

It was me and my friends. (energetic classical music)

這是我和我的朋友們。（精力充沛的古典音樂）

一天之內，我收到了12000個請求。

And I was like, "Well man, I guess it's time to go public."

我當時想，"好吧，夥計，我想它是時候去公開。"

I gained 96,000 Twitter followers in one day.

我在一天內獲得了96000個Twitter粉絲。

就像它瘋了一樣，傳播速度之快。

所以這就是為什麼它去如此病毒。

I started seeing my face on Hong Kong protest posters,

我開始在香港的抗議海報上看到我的臉。

"Well, how do I tell my boss what's going on?"

"好吧，我怎麼跟老闆說是怎麼回事？"

When you're 50, 60, having to explain the idea of a meme,

當你50歲，60歲的時候，不得不解釋一個備忘錄的想法。

as Gen Z to a boomer, it's like I would rather die.

作為Z世代的潮人，這就像我寧願死。

So I had to explain to her, this wasn't me.

所以我不得不向她解釋，這不是我。

So whatever you see, it's out of my control.

所以無論你看到什麼，都不是我所能控制的。

So there was a fateful day, early September

於是有了一個決定性的日子，9月初

where I was pulled into my boss's office.

在那裡，我被拉進了我老闆的辦公室。

"You need to choose if you want to be a meme

"你需要選擇是否要成為一個紀念品

"or if you want to be a corporate professional."

"或者如果你想成為一個公司的專業人士。"

"很明顯，我想成為一個專業的人。

So I was like, "No please, like it's just a hobby."

所以我當時想，"不，請， 就像它只是一個愛好。"

But then sure enough, I mean, a week later,

但後來果然，我是說，一個星期後。

她把我帶進來，把一張紙塞進我的嘴裡

I was so embarrassed to tell my dad of like,

我很不好意思告訴我爸的喜歡。

I graduated college, I graduated in three years.

我大學畢業了，我三年就畢業了。

I'm a licensed insurance agent, I worked at a bank.

我是一個有執照的保險代理人，我在銀行工作。

I had every intention of being a functioning member

I understand, and I don't hold it against them at all.

我明白，我一點也不反對他們。

有一個年輕的，20多歲的孩子。

fresh college grad dickin' around online,

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