You know, tomorrow is Father's Day, right?

你知道，明天是父親節，對吧？

And I expect that you're gonna give me something nice.

我希望你能給我一些好東西。

Uh, I'm not sure what I was expecting for Father's day.

呃，我不知道我期待的父親節是什麼。

Maybe like a really expensive watch or, you know, a Ferrari rental for the weekend.

也許像一塊很貴的手錶，或者，你知道，週末租一輛法拉利。

Well, you know, Daddy knows that you've been on your superhero thing lately, so I figured we could be superheroes gonna help me decorate these cakes.

嗯，你知道，爸爸知道你最近一直在做超級英雄的事，所以我想我們可以做超級英雄來幫我裝飾這些蛋糕。

I thought it would be a good idea for us to, like, make superhero costumes.

我認為這將是一個很好的主意，我們一樣，做超級英雄的服裝。

You know, Daddy, man, he around with that whole thing.

你知道，爸爸，夥計，他周圍的整個事情。

Thought there'd be a good bonding exercise on.

以為會有一個很好的結合點在。

Didn't think I'd be insulted the whole time.

沒想到我一直在被侮辱。

Do you love Daddy?

你愛爸爸嗎？

Mm.

嗯。

Emory does this thing, and I feel really bad.

埃默裡做這件事，我感覺很不好。

Well, she'll look at here and she'll be like, Mommy's my favorite.

好吧，她會看著這裡，她會說，媽媽是我的最愛。

It's funny how e think you like Mommy more than you like me.

有趣的是，我覺得你喜歡媽媽多於喜歡我。

I'm just saying so I guess.

我只是說說而已，我想。

Like, if I had a question like, why you like Mommy more than you like me?

就像，如果我有一個問題，比如，為什麼你喜歡媽媽多於喜歡我？

Oh, God.

哦，天啊

And hey.

還有...

Hey.

嘿嘿

You being dismissive here, Does this thing where he goes up to her and he'll just snuggle up with kiss her like this.

你在這裡不屑一顧，是否有這樣的事情，他走到她身邊，他只是依偎與親吻她這樣。

You see how she lets me do it?

你看她是怎麼讓我做的？

She doesn't let him do that.

她不讓他這麼做。

U s o.

U s o.

Both of us are your favorite.

我們兩個都是你的最愛。

No.

不知道

Whenever he said I'm not her favorite, I want to surprise.

每當他說我不是她的最愛，我就想給他一個驚喜。

Like Look, this is how the hierarchy goes.

就像你看，等級制度是這樣的。

It's God, Mommy!

是上帝，媽媽！

Children Dog!

兒童狗！

That dead spider in the corner There, underneath that is Daddy.

角落裡的那隻死蜘蛛 那裡，下面是爸爸。

That's where I am.

這就是我的位置。

Today is Father's Day right now.

今天是父親節，現在。

Yes, it is Father's Day way.

是的，這是父親節的方式。

Have to celebrate, Daddy.

必須慶祝，爸爸。

No.

不知道

Is it my face?

是我的臉嗎？

Because I have a stupid face?

因為我長了一張蠢臉？

Is there something that I can do better?

有什麼地方我可以做得更好嗎？

Like Can I be a better father?

比如我能成為一個更好的父親嗎？

More ice cream or cookies?

再來點冰激凌還是餅乾？

E.

E.

I mean, sometimes it even feels like you know, Mommy better than you know me.

我是說，有時候甚至覺得你比你更瞭解我，媽媽。

What you think Black and yellow.

你覺得黑色和黃色。

It's black.

是黑色的

Yeah.

是啊。

Eso What do you think about Father's Day?

埃索 你對父親節怎麼看？

Do you like Father's Day?

你喜歡父親節嗎？

No.

不知道

Why?

為什麼？

It's for daddy, though.

但這是給爸爸的。

Don't be Finish make.

不要被完成使。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

Let me let me let you finish your cracker first, okay?

我讓我讓你先把你的餅乾吃完，好嗎？

You know, it's like I don't even have feelings no more.

你知道，這就像我甚至沒有感覺了。

She said Don't hurt me.

她說不要傷害我。

Part of me died a long time ago.

我的一部分在很久以前就死了

So quick Q and a I want to see how well you know me.

那麼快的問答，我想看看你對我有多瞭解。

What's Daddy's favorite color?

爸爸最喜歡的顏色是什麼？

It's actually black.

其實是黑色的。

What's Daddy's favorite food?

爸爸最喜歡吃什麼？

I actually hate spinach.

其實我很討厭菠菜。

What's matter?

怎麼了？

Any food?

有吃的嗎？

I'm asking the question.

我在問問題。

You know, when you sit on a toilet for a long time and then like your legs go numb Well, that's my heart.

你知道，當你在馬桶上坐了很久，然後像你的腿麻木了... ...那是我的心臟。

Ain't no joke there.

這可不是開玩笑的

Just a lot of hurt feelings.

只是受了很多傷害的感覺。

E don't understand why you don't like me.

我不明白你為什麼不喜歡我。

I'm likable.

我很討人喜歡。

Look at the smile.

看這笑容。

Look, Huh?

你看，咦？

What?

什麼？

Daddy?

爹地？

You got that right?

你說對了嗎？

Let me see if I crime, not me.

讓我看看我是否犯罪，不是我。

You know what?

你知道嗎？

I don't feel like you're being very nice to me right now.

我覺得你現在對我不是很好。

You're making me sad.

你讓我很傷心

E said that I wasn't going.

E說，我不去。

Show me how you fight.

讓我看看你是怎麼打的。

You fight the Children's u A.

你和孩子們打仗吧

E.

E.

And that's the idea.

這就是我的想法。

Mark, my sticker.

馬克，我的貼紙。

No!

不！

Is my sticker.

是我的貼紙。

No, my sticking My sticker.

不，我的堅持我的貼紙。

No, Last my stick it.

不，最後我的棍子。

Yes.

是的，我知道

Come on, Bring it on.

來吧，把它。

Mhm.

嗯

Oh, no, No.

哦，不，不。

Oh, forget it.

哦，算了吧。

That shit.

這狗屎。

How far I want to thank you.

我多想感謝你。

I want heavy Anything.

我想要沉重的任何東西。

He Come here.

他到這裡來。

Let me help you.

讓我來幫你。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

You know what?

你知道嗎？

Fathers?

父輩們？

There, Dad, it is.

在那裡，爸爸，它是。

That is pretty.

真漂亮

We gotta make him something.

我們得給他做點什麼

We gotta make him something to eat.

我們得給他弄點吃的

What's Daddy's favorite food?

爸爸最喜歡吃什麼？

I don't know how Noemi came to be.

我不知道諾米是怎麼來的。

Emery's favorite.

埃默裡的最愛。

I mean, yeah, She nursed her and held her in her womb for nine months and was the first person to hold her.

我的意思是，是的，她哺育了她，並在她的子宮裡抱了她九個月，是第一個抱她的人。

It was the first person that kissed her boobs and wow.

這是第一個吻她胸部的人，哇。

Okay.

好吧，我知道了

No, I get Why shouldn't like me now, but still, damn it!

不，我明白為什麼現在不應該喜歡我了，但還是，該死的!

I deserve a good fathers they give from for me.

我值得擁有一個好父親，他們為我付出從。

I'll be happy.

我會很高興的。

Father's thistles.

父親的鐵蒺藜。

All for me.

都是為了我。

Yummy, yummy.

好吃，好吃。

Thank you, baby.

謝謝你，寶貝。

This is the best Father's Day ever.

這是最棒的父親節。

Jake, You happy Friday?

傑克，你週五快樂嗎？

Well, you got my K.

好吧，你得到了我的K。

Thank you.

謝謝你了

Well, I shoot behavior.

好吧，我拍的行為。

Oh, thank you, baby.

哦，謝謝你，寶貝。

Yeah, yeah.

是啊，是啊。