Hereis a briefoverviewofboththehorribleandamazingthingsthatyouwouldendupexperiencinganddealingwith.
As a briefoverview, though, theentirejourneywouldspanthedistanceof 23,068 kilometersandfeatureelevationchangesof 123,000 m andbackdownagain, whichisbasicallylikeyouclimbingupMountEverestandbackdownagain 14 times.
Andthat's assumingthatnothinggoeswrongtoyoualongtheway, which I mean, ifyoulookbackatthemapandseesomeoftheplaceswhereyou'llbegoing, youprobablyaren't goingtogetthatlucky.
Startingoff, youhavetowalkacrosstheentiretyofSouthAfrica, butyouavoidallofthereallydangerouscitiesbeforearrivinginZimbabwe, whichiswhenthingsmaystarttoget a littlesketchy.
Thecrimeisn't particularlyhighinZimbabwe, buttheydohavesomeprettywhackcreaturesthatyoushouldworryabout, liketheBlackMamba a snakethatcanbothoutrunyouandkillyouwithin 20 minutesof a bite.
Andyouhavetowalk a decentlylongwaythroughthewrongbitefromthewrongmosquitoatanytimethatyou'reherecangiveyouthediseaseandknockyououtofactionorpossiblyevenkillyou.
AnditgetsworsewhenyoucrossthroughZambiafor a hotminutebecauseZambiahasthesixthhighestrateofmalariaintheworld.
Thebrutalcivilwarthathasclaimedatleasthalf a millionlivesinthecountryisstillongoing, andSyriaisconsideredtobethesecondmostdangerouscountryintheentireworld, onlybehindAfghanistan.