Oh, okay.

So then what?

Satire?

Nobody really knows.

Welcome to watch Mojo.

And today we're counting down our picks for the top 10.

Funniest archer moments.

A quasi independent freelance international spy organization.

Don't worry about it.

I kind of feel like I should.

Okay, fine.

So during the boring parts, just scream Outlaw country.

Yeah, absolutely not.

Do you want Aunt?

Because that's how you get aunt for this list.

We're looking at the most quotable and hilarious scenes from this animated Siri's.

Which Archer moment still makes you scream.

Laugh.

Let us know in the danger zone below number 10 Gravity.

Oh, my God, Pam.

I forgot to give Mr Archer one of the public records that came back on that guy's address.

What?

His license?

Well, I mean, it was kind of a license in the episode that won an Emmy for outstanding animated program.

Archer, Lana and Ray infiltrated divorce lawyers mansion to retrieve a valuable disk.

There's just one problem.

Cheryl Carol.

Whatever you wanna call her neglected to inform them about the guard dogs which tear away at Archer todo Atlanta's request, Archer is able to turn the screams of agony down to a whisper, as if his voice box has a dial.

From here.

It's literally all downhill for Archer, who lose his balance and falls off the balcony treats.

Give him the trio.

True, in a way, although the witty dialogue is this shows strongest suit.

Seeing Archer tumbled down a seemingly endless cliff is physical comedy gold.

Of course, Archer does deliver a sharp one liner upon finally reaching the bottom.

Eat a gravity number nine train fight Pretty much my whole life, I've wanted to fight some guys on the roof of a speeding train we'll find on my boys.

You may just get your wish, big guy.

Oh, thanks, Freddy.

Foreshadowing Archer always makes impeccable use of its environments, and a speeding train provides leeway for some great comedic set pieces.

And what are you gonna dio?

Hi.

I'm going to fulfill my lifelong dream pursuing bomber Kenny Bilko atop the train.

Archer sees this as a golden opportunity to take part in a classic action sequence.

Oh, my God.

This is going to be Oh, Archer isn't prepared, however, for the strong, dusty winds, the adjacent oncoming train or tunnels.

When Archer does finally catch up to Kenny, it's not the epic fight he had envisioned.

Do people do this?

You're still just on the train.

I know, right?

Although I guess sometimes there's a helicopter.

Do you have a helicopter?

Hmm.

Nope.

After briefly trading punches and insults, Archer and Kenny find themselves stuck between two groups dressed.

It's Canadian Mounties.

Hold it right there, Boy Royal Canadian Mounted Police.

Just when it looks like the situation can't get any more chaotic, Cheryl's pet ocelot runs onto the scene, culminating with a panicked shootout.

Archer is like a magnet for animal attacks.

No, Babou.

That was all sarcasm, right?

Yes, all of it.

Number eight.

Animal Farm, that was Phase two did not like Wait till you see Phase three.

Kidding.

There is no Phase three, Just a little space humor.

The two parter Space Race has no shortage of a space humor, complete with memorable nods to sci fi classics.

The funniest reference isn't to a work of sci fi, though, but to George Orwell's 1945 allegorical novella Animal Farm.

Okay, you heard him.

I heard him tell you to do and I'm telling you to do.

And I'm telling you that I didn't sign up for Animal Farm in space there animals.

When a guard mentions the Stalinist era satire, Archer jumps to the conclusion that there are animals on board.

Although the team is trying to escape the space station, they feel the need to call out Archer stupidity.

Likewise, Archer feels the need to prove that he knows what Animal Farm is, even though he really was talking about an actual animal farm Archers.

Aggressive analysis of the book attracts the guards, resulting in the team getting captured.

In typical Archer fashion, everything is jeopardized over an inconsequential argument.

Number seven archers rampage.

Okay, so Day two of the chemo fueled rampage and Wow, How you holding up?

Great, considered by many to be one of the show's best episodes, if not be best placebo effect sees Archer go on a rampage after learning that his chemotherapy drugs are counterfeit.

Well, excuse me, Lana, it's a rampage.

Archer isn't just enraged that he's been duped, but so has an elderly patient named Ruth.

Regis says the best know Ruth, you're the best.

While the episode is surprisingly emotional in parts.

It naturally brings the laughs as well.

Oh, man, what have I been doing?

Chain smoking joints the size of tampons.

Figure speech.

Still, though, in the most uproarious moment, Archer confronts three Irish mobsters involved in the fake drug trafficking as well as some janitors.

Although things get shoe T is, he interrogates the crooks for answers.

Archer treats the situation like a game show host.

Jesus Archer.

What?

Lana, I said it was a rampage.

Still, though, Archer leaves with a name and real drugs putting his rampage on hold for a chemo break.

Yeah.

Yeah, you're totally right.

Not a smart mid rampage move.

And you think that is?

Yes, Idiot.

Ideo number six ants.

You see that sign?

Do you see that sign?

Well, that's why so we don't get Aunt the pilot Mole Hunt dishes out one laugh after another.

But it was this joke that inspired a timeless running gag as well as countless means.

After reminding Crenshaw that food and drinks attract ants, Archer goes against his own advice by bringing doughnuts into the office.

Archer hopes that the pastries will grant him access to the mainframe, but Lana isn't biting.

With his doughnuts scattered over the floor, Archer responds with one of the shows, Most quotable quips.

Is that what you want?

Because that's how you get ants at its core.

Archer has always been a workplace comedy, and this exchange will resonate with anyone who's ever tried to keep their office space clean.

Despite his qualms about ants, Archer cannot be bothered to clean up the doughnuts, which remain untouched by the episodes conclusion.

And why are there doughnuts everywhere?

A lot of that do you want, Aunt?

Because that's how you get ant number 5 a.m. As in Nancy.

So on the side of the timer, there should be a serial number that'll tell me which wire you'll need to cut.

You got it.

See it ready Since first call, as per usual on already dire situation is intensified by the teams in maturity and ineptness.

As Archer and Lana attempt to defuse a bomb, Ray chimes in to provide assistance.

Now there should be a dash followed by two letters.

Okay, Okay.

So now I want you to cut the blue and white wire Would ensues.

Feels less like something out of an action thriller and more like a frustrating phone call with technical support.

One's blue with a white stripe and the other one's white with blue stripes.

Yeah, and both are identical.

No, they're not Ray, Hon.

They're really similar.

With the clock ticking down, you'd think that they'd stay laser focused, but the three find the time to bicker.

Nonetheless, it doesn't help that the video keeps cutting in and out.

The poor reception causes several words to get lost in translation, including what sounds like a jab at race sexuality.

Second letter is Emma's and Mike or Anna's in Nancy.

God, you evolved are charged me of all people.

What?

Nothing.

It turns out that Archer actually said Nancy Ah, blunder that forces the team to push the bomb overboard before it goes off.

M.

As in what man?

See what you think I said, Nancy, you idiot.

I could see how then I was like you of all Number four.

Cheryl Carol's rant Solana.

When it comes to rants, few shows packin mawr carefully crafted one liners per second than Archer.

While it was tempting to single out cereals disturbing monologue about a serial killer's hand, it's only a matter of time before you're out there strangling male prostitutes than posing them in protest and horrific parodies of Mentos ads.

You know the fresh maker.

It doesn't get more savage than Cheryl Carol's takedown of Lana.

As Lana attempts to rally against Mallory, Cheryl Carol responds with a brutal psycho analysis emphasis on the psycho.

Without taking so much as a breath, she details why Lana is bound to wind up just like Mallory.

You rarely know what's gonna come out of Cheryl Carol's mouth, but nothing can possibly prepare the audience for her scathing words here, please.

If you really cared, you'd resign.

But there's no way you ever will, because you're just counting the days until her face bloated in yellow from liver failure.

She calls you do her deathbed and in a croaky whisper, explains that Mr Archer is totally incompetent and that you, the long suffering Lana Kane, are the only one qualified to run Isis, and you weep shameful tears because you know this terrible place is the only true love you will ever know.

What makes this especially unhinged and hilarious is that Cheryl Carol doesn't even realize that she was thinking out loud.

Damn!

What?

Oh my God, Was I talking number three the hot tub?

Acceptable behavior.

This from the man who just tried to have a threesome with me and my wife.

I was being polite.

Meeting the parents of your on again, off again girlfriend slash baby Mama can amount to some unease e moments.

In Archer's case, it leads to quite possibly the most uncomfortable exchange in the whole show, which says a lot trying to unwind in the hot tub.

Archer is joined by Lana's parents, who are naked.

Archer is reluctantly persuaded to surrender his own trunks is, Well, that's not even the most uncomfortable part, although the nudity does add another layer of discomfort.

How is it hot?

Actually, almost too hot Now that you've I'm actually gonna hop out, Let me well, in Claudette decide that this is the time to share something secret with Archer.

Given how they phrase it, we can see how Archer might misread matters.

Nevertheless, Archer makes the situation infinitely more awkward by sharing too much information.

It's cringe comedy at its finest.

Number two.

Archer meets Bob's burgers.

I'm just burned out, so take care.

I'll call after I solve this mystery or whatever.

Despite sharing a voice, actor Sterling Archer and Bob Belcher are two very different characters.

In this episode, however, they're one and the same.

Bob's Burgers is given a slick makeover, with an amnesiac archer becoming the Belcher family patriarch, mustache and all.

The Archer crew does a great job of capturing the look and tone of Bob's burgers, even working in a burger of the day gag.

Okay, kids who wants Manning coleslaw and or an explanation of why That's funny.

When the KGB shows up, though, archers instincts kick in while Tina, Gene and Louise sadly don't get any lines.

John Roberts does reprise.

His role is Linda.

Take the kids in the back.

Kids go in the back with your mom.

It's Rob.

What do they want?

Hamel.

Duggars.

Linda.

Now, would you please go in the goddamn back?

Excuse.

May I turn this inspired animators, Simon Chang to make a fan short where the Archer gang visits Bob's burgers, which landed him a gig on the ladder show.

Isn't that funny?

Come on in, Mr.

Hi.

I'm Archer.

Hey, Archer.

It's Bob.

Before we unveil our topic, here are some honorable mentions stuck in the elevator bottle.

Episodes don't get much better than this.

Hang on.

Hang on.

I'm saying, hang on, hang on.

What do you get?

What do you color blind?

Whoa, Too soon.

Archer sleeps with Pam, Archer and Pam.

A match made in heaven.

Okay.

Jeez, I get it.

What you say that?

But I worry that you think I'm exaggerating when I say that I was the best sex you ever had.

Know that if anybody ever finds out about it, I will.

Literally.

Pam, look at May I will literally murder you.

Krieger's anime wife is Krieger a clone of Charlton Heston.

Oh, son.

Son would be married.

Yes, very soon.

My little cherry blossom.