A lot of wildfires right now in our part of California.

Are you worried?

Do you worry about the fires that you prepared?

Well, of course I worry about the fires.

Why wouldn't I worry about the fires?

Well, it's a question I was told to ask you.

I thought you had a comedy ready to go.

So that's why I asked.

Well, even if you didn't ask, I would tell you that I'm worried about the fires.

Uh, way are prepared.

We have all kinds of evacuation kits in our garage.

We have earthquake evacuation kits.

Way have fire evacuation, kids.

We have co vid.

And by the way, any one of these evacuation kits will work in a pinch.

If I haven't argued with my wife and I got kicked out of the house, I don't have one of them.

You could grab.

So you're saying if if you have to suddenly leave your wife because of a fight, you could grab an earthquake, a co vid or a fire evacuation kit and just check into a motel.

Yeah, fire would be better because that has a tent in it.

And I wouldn't eso if I see you if I'm driving around the neighborhood and I see you in a tent on the front yard and yet there's been no fires.

I know that you've had a fight with your wife.

Yeah, and here's the thing also about the the I wouldn't take the evacuation kit because I've been dipping into that like Onley during, like, tremors.

If there's a tremor, I'll just open up and take one little thing out and eat it.

A zone emotional, you know, blanket.

A feeling of security?

Yeah.

So the only thing left in the evacuation in the earthquake kit, I think, is just like a can of tuna, white tuna and no can opener.

But I bet no can opener ate that last week.