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in a land far, far away lies the kingdom of Fiori, a place filled with magic.
在一個很遠很遠的地方,有一個Fiori王國,一個充滿魔法的地方。
But not everyone was living their best life in magic town.
但並不是每個人都在魔都過著自己最美好的生活。
Gray, full buster was a child of the north, living among the frigid cold until an edgy looking demon showed up and wiped out the whole place.
灰,全破是北方的孩子,生活在嚴寒之中,直到一個看起來很前衛的惡魔出現,把整個地方都消滅了。
Great survived, though.
大活了下來,不過。
Everyone else wasn't so lucky.
其他人就沒那麼幸運了。
But hey, at least he got adopted by, Ah, hot stripper.
但是,嘿,至少他得到了收養, 啊,性感的脫衣舞娘。
This was sure, and she just so happened to be one of the greatest ice majors in the world.
這是肯定的,而她恰好是世界上最偉大的冰系高手之一。
So great Got the training.
很好,得到了訓練。
Who else is gonna take care of that creepy demon for revenge?
還有誰會去照顧那個詭異的惡魔來報仇?
Injustice?
不公正?
Right.
好吧,我知道了
And he needed to master ice magic to do it.
而他需要掌握冰系魔法才行。
Gray worked tirelessly and eventually became a master of ice make molding magic, essentially crafting weapons, tools and other inanimate objects out of ice swords, shields, hammers, grappling hooks, stairs, clones of himself.
格雷孜孜不倦地工作,最終成為了一名冰系製作成型魔法大師,基本上是用冰劍、盾牌、錘子、抓鉤、樓梯、克隆自己來製作武器、工具和其他無生命的物體。
Anything he wants, really, he could even whip out a fricking ice bazooka.
他想做什麼就做什麼,真的,他甚至可以抽出一個該死的冰火箭筒。
He also took after new mom and became a regular Chippendale himself.
他也學著新媽媽的樣子,自己也成了一名普通的千金。
Yeah, he really never stopped doing that.
是啊,他真的從來沒有停止過這樣做。
But with powerful magic at his beck and call, Gray became reckless, desperate to prove himself and destroy the demon.
但在強大的魔法的召喚下,格雷變得肆無忌憚,急於證明自己,消滅惡魔。
Sadly, this carelessness would change his life for the worse one more time.
遺憾的是,這一不小心就會讓他的人生再一次發生改變。
He tried to take the demon out himself, but things didn't go so great.
他想親手幹掉這個惡魔,但事情並沒有那麼順利。
Even with his shiny new powers holding me back up a second.
即使他的閃亮的新力量讓我後退了一秒。
Great.
厲害
Learned how to do all this cool ice magic by stripping?
學會了這些酷炫的冰雪魔法,如何通過脫衣舞來實現?
Well, not really.
嗯,不是真的。
Oh, God.
哦,天啊
Why did you rip your pants off?
你為什麼要撕掉你的褲子?
That's magic.
這就是魔法。
Here I come.
我來了
Oh, I'm gonna hurl.
哦,我要吐了。
Oh, God, Yeah.
哦,上帝,是啊。
I have that effect on people.
我對人有這種效果。
Anyway, Come back next week and we'll cover graze opponent as death.
總之,下週再來,我們會把放牧的對手當做死亡來報道。