AND GENTLEMEN, WELCOME TO THE "LATE LATE SHOW."

HOPE YOU ENJOYED YOUR WEDNESDAY.

WE HAVE A FUN SHOW PLANNED FOR TONIGHT.

LATER WE'LL BE TALKING TO THE LEGENDARY GLORIA STEINEM.

THEN, SALLY HAWKINS AND CRAIG ROBERTS WILL BE STOPPING BY FOR

A CHAT.

AND FINALLY A MUSIC PERFORMANCE FROM CONAN GRAY, DO YOU KNOW

WHAT THIS MEANS, IT MEANS THE SHOW, DO YOU KNOW WHAT IT MEANS,

REG, JAM-PACKED.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: JAM-PACKED, JAM-PACKED SHOW.

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: OR DO YOU CALL IT JELLY PACKED IN AMERICA.

DO YOU SAY JELLY PACKED OR JAM-PACKED.

>> MORE PEOPLE SAY JELLY PACKED.

>> James: WHAT EVEN IS JAM SO AN AMERICAN?

>> I THINK JAM IS MORE WITH FRUIT AND JELLY HAS -- GEL AT

NOWS.

>> James: I-- I RED-- IT WAS AN AWFUL COMMENT, WHO KNEW THIS

WOULD BE THE THING THAT THE BAND WAS ABSOLUTELY JUMP IN WITH BOTH

FEET.

IF I ASKED THEM ABOUT THE VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE, YEAH, NO,

IT WAS ALL RIGHT.

>> JAM AND JELLY, WHOOO.

>> UH-HUH.

>> James: YOU JUMP IN, DO YOU JUMP IN.

>> >> Reggie:

>> James: JUMP INITIATED.

OF COURSE THERE ARE STILL CONCERNS ABOUT DONALD TRUMP'S

HEALTH SO EARLIER THIS EVENING THE PRESIDENT RELEASED A VIDEO

TO PROVE THAT HE IS DOING WELL.

AND HERE HOW IT STARTED OUT.

>> HI, PERHAPS YOU RECOGNIZE ME, IT IS YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.

AND I'M STANDING IN FRONT OF THE OVAL OFFICE AT THE WHITE HOUSE.

WHICH IS ALWAYS AN EXCITING PLACE TO BE.

>> James: GOOD FOR YOU, HE IDENTIFIED HIMSELF.

I SAW THE VIDEO AND I THOUGHT IT WAS-- IS IT JUST ME OR IS TRUMP

LOOKING ESPECIALLY ORANGE?

IN THIS VIDEO?

LOOK.

WHAT DO YOU GET WHEN YOU-- .

♪ GENUINELY THAT IS WHERE MY-- WHERE MY MIND WENT.

I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK OF IT.

>> OOMPA LOOMPA I'M GOING TO PASS ON COVID TO YOU.

>> James: AND THEN MIKE PENCE IS LIKE, I DON'T LIKE THE LOOK

OF IT.

♪ ALTHOUGH IT IS NICE TO SEE THE FAKE COLOR, RETURN TO HIS FACE,

STRONGER THAN EVER.

WHILE RAMBLING ABOUT HOW THE-- ARE IN THE HOSPITAL, THE

PRESIDENT WENT ON TO PROMISE EVERY AMERICAN FREE ACCESS TO

THOSE SAME DRUGS.

HAVE A LOOK.

>> I WANT EVERYBODY TO BE GIVEN THE SAME TREATMENT AS YOUR

PRESIDENT.

BECAUSE I FEEL GREAT.

I FEEL LIKE, PERFECT.

>> James: I MEAN LOOK AT THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN THE COLOR OF

HIS HAND.

>> Reggie: OH MY GOD.

>> James: AND THE FACE, LOOK.

I DON'T-- WHO IS DOING THE MAKEUP.

>> I MAYBE THEY ARE EIGHT FEET AWAY WITH A FIRE HOSE.

>> James: IS THAT WHAT YOU THINK IT IS?

BUT AT NO POINT DOES ANYONE GO SHOULD WE DWO THE HANDS, NO, I

NEVER USE THEM FOR TALKING.

I NEVER, YOU BARELY SEE THEM, I NEVER, REALLY, I'M NOT A BIG

HAND GUY.

I AM JUST CONSTANTLY-- YOU SEE THE HANDS, WOULDN'T YOU, IT

MAKES ME WORRY ABOUT MY MAKEUP.

IS IT-- OH NO, LET'S SEE.

YEAH, CAN I SEE IT IN THE MONITOR IT IS NOT AS BAD BUT-- I

MEAN I WILL BE HONEST, I REGRET GOING ON THIS NOW BECAUSE I AM

IN A GLASS HOUSE.

WHILE RAMBLING ABOUT HOW THE DRUGS THEY HAD GIVEN HIM IN THE

HOSPITAL, THE PRESIDENT WANT ON TO PROMISE EVERY AMERICAN FREE

ACCESS TO THOSE SAME DRUGS.

TAKE A LOOK.

>> I WANT EVERYBODY TO BE GIVEN THE SAME TREATMENT AS YOUR

PRESIDENT.

BECAUSE I FEEL GREAT.

I FEEL LIKE, PERFECT.

I WANT TO GET TO YOU WHAT I GOT.

AND I'M GOING TO MAKE IT FREE.

>> James: GREAT, NOW THAT YOU GIVE THE FULL PRESIDENTIAL

EXPERIENCE, DOES THAT MEAN WE DON'T HAVE TO-- EITHER.

BECAUSE THAT WOULD BE GREAT.

YOU HEARD HIM, FOLKS.

THE DRUGS ARE GOING TO BE FREE.

AND MEXICO IS GOING TO PAY FOR IT.

AND EVEN MORE RAMBLING, TRUMP TRIED TO END THE VIDEO ON AN

OPTIMISTIC NOTE.

YOU TELL ME.

>> YOU ARE GOING TO GET BETTER FAST JUST LIKE I DID, SO A

BLESSING IN DISGUISE.

GOOD LUCK.

>> James: AND YOU'RE GOING TO NEED IT BECAUSE LET'S BE HONESTK

GOOD LUCK IS PRETTY OF THE ENTIRE TRUMP HEALTH-CARE PLAN.

EVEN THOUGH THE PRESIDENT STILL IS BACK IN THE OVAL OFFICE, MORE

LIKE OVAL COUGH-ICE.

(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE).

>> James: THAT'S THE ONE, THAT'S THE ONE.

YOU DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST WITNESSED.

DO YOU KNOW WHAT YOU JUST WITNESSED, YOU KNOW WHAT YOU

WITNESSED?

A TAKE DOWN.

WE TOOK HIM DOWN.

HE CAN'T WIN THE ELECTION NOW, PUT HIM DOWN.

NOT EVERYONE IS READY TO INTERACT WITH DONALD TRUMP

BECAUSE YESTERDAY JOE BIDEN SAID THAT NEXT WEEK'S DEBATE SHOULD

NOT BE HELD IF TRUMP IS STILL INFECTED WITH THE CORONAVIRUS.

DOES THIS EVEN NEED TO BE SAID.

ISN'T IT OBVIOUS.

THIS IS LIKE SAYING KEANU REEFS LOVES TURTLE NECKS.

YES, WE KNOW THIS, THIS IS NOT NEW INFORMATION BUT TRUMP

DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY BIDEN WOULD BACK OUT OF THE SECOND

BAIT.

WELL, I HAD COVID LAST TIME AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE SO.

I THOUGHT I WOULD GET MORE.

THAT WAS MY FAVORITE JOKE.

THAT IS A REAL.

>> YOU WERE FLYING HIGH ON THAT ONE IN REHEARSAL.

REALLY WERE.

>> James: OVER ZOOM, THAT FLEW N PERSON, [BLEEP].

>> I THINK TOMORROW PEOPLE ARE GOING TO-- IT WILL HIT AND

PEOPLE WILL.

>> James: MAYBE I STUMBLED.

DID I STUMBLE ON THE.

>> KEANU REEVES TURTLE NECKS, WHAT?

THIS ISN'T NEW INFORMATION, WE KNOW THIS BUT TRUMP DOESN'T

UNDERSTAND WHY BIDEN WOULD-- AHHH.

>> MAYBE YOU NEED A-- .

>> James: YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!

>> HE JUST SAY-- [BLEEP].

>> WHAT DO YOU MEAN?

LIKE I WAS SAYING WA, ABOUT KEANU REEVES WEARING TURTLE

NECKS, THIS IS NOT NEW INFORMATION.

HE KNOWS IT BUT TRUMP DOESN'T BUT TRUMP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY

BIDEN WOULD BACK OUT OF A SECOND DEBATE.

HE WAS LIKE, “WELL I HAD COVID LAST TIME AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN

NOTICE, SO.” ( LAUGHTER )

♪ ♪ ♪ THE LAUGH IS TOO BIG NOW, THAT

IS TOO BIG.

IN THE EDIT, IN THE EDIT THAT IS TOO BIG.

I MEAN-- THAT IS TOO MUCH.

OKAY.

WHAT ABOUT KEANU REEVES THOUGH, AND THOSE TURTLENECKS, RIGHT?

>> Reggie: YEAH.

>> James: WHAT ABOUT THE TURTLENECKS.

>> YEAH.

>> James: NO, THAT IS TOO MUCH!

GUYS, THIS IS WHY-- TRUMP DOESN'T UNDERSTAND WHY BIDEN

WOULD BACK OUT OF A SECOND DEBATE.

IT IS LIKE WELL I HAD COVID LAST TIME AND YOU DIDN'T EVEN NOTICE.

SO SHALL-- (LAUGHTER)

OF COURSE, THE ONE AND ONLY VICE PRESIDENTIAL DEBATE OF THE 2020

CAMPAIGN WAS HELD TONIGHT IN SALT LAKE CITY, UTAH.

OR AS MIKE PENCE CALLS IT, “SIN CITY.”

( LAUGHTER ) HERE'S WHAT THE STAGE LOOKED

LIKE.

YOU'LL NOTICE THE PLEXIGLASS BARRIERS.

IT LOOKS LIKE IT'S EITHER A DEBATE STAGE, OR THAT PART OF

THE BANK WHERE YOU GO TO TALK ABOUT REFINANCING.

( LAUGHTER ) THE KAMALA HARRIS TEAM INSISTED

ON HAVING A PLEXIGLASS BARRIER FOR EACH CANDIDATE.

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CALLING THAT?

YOU KNOW WHAT THEY'RE CALLING THAT?

A “PENCE FENCE.” >> Reggie: YES!

AND FINALLY, EARLY THIS MORNING A CNN JOURNALIST REPORTING FROM

THE WHITE HOUSE LAWN WAS DISTRACTED FROM HIS BROADCAST BY

HAVING TO FEND OFF WILD RACCOONS.

HAVE A LOOK.

>> AAHHH!

-- .

>> James: I HONESTLY THINK THAT THE WHITE HOUSE HAS GONE

TOO FAR WITH NAIR ATTACKS ON THE PRESS.

I DO.

THE WILD RACCOONS CAME RIGHT UP TO THE

THE WILD RACCOONS CAME RIGHT UP TO THE REPORTER DURING THE

BROADCAST.

SO, CLEARLY, THE RACCOONS ON THE WHITE HOUSE GROUNDS AREN'T

AFRAID OF HUMANS.

BUT TAKE A LOOK AT THIS ONE RACCOON, HE CLEARLY HAS TO GO

NEAR THE OVAL OFFICE.

( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: THERE IS NO WAY

( LAUGHTER ) >> Reggie: THERE IS NO WAY

THAT THAT IS REAL.

(LAUGHTER) (LAUGHTER)

(LAUGHTER) SEE IT AGAIN.

>> Reggie: THERE IS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT IT.

>> James: THERE IS SOMETHING OFF ABOUT IT.

>> Reggie: LOOK AT IT.

>> James: THAT GRAPHIC, THAT GRAPHIC HAS BEEN-- ALL DY, ALL

DAY WE'VE REHEARSED THE MONO AND BOTH TIMES WE HAVE DONE IT, THE

TBRASK IS NOT QUITE READY YET.

AND HOW DID IT TAKE THAT LONG.

(LAUGHTER) THERE IS NO WAY THAT CAN BE--

THERE IS NO WAY, NO WAY.

WELL, THERE IT IS.

THE END OF THE MONO.