Name: 切爾西-漢德勒是一個萬聖節的吝嗇鬼。 (Chelsea Handler Is a Halloween Scrooge)
Uploaded: 2020-10-24T18:38:41.000Z
Duration: 7 min 35 s

-嗨，切爾西。嗨，切爾西。 歡迎回來的節目。

你看起來棒極了，夥計。謝謝你了

to 不定詞

for coming on the show, and actually I want to thank you

對於來的節目，其實我想感謝你

for coming on the show back when we first started doing

感謝你在我們剛開始做節目的時候就來了

the show from home, from the -- where we started the quarantine,

從家裡的表演，從 - 我們開始檢疫。

early in the quarantine. -Yeah, you weren't in a good way

在隔離初期-是的，你的情況並不樂觀

You were like -- I was like, "He better get back to work soon."

你就像... 我就像，"他最好儘快回去工作"

You were like, "How long am I going to have to stay home?"

你當時想，"我得在家呆多久？"

I remember getting off of our Zoom and I was like,

我記得我從我們的Zoom上下來，我當時想，

-That was challenging, man. But I did -- now I look back

-那是個挑戰，夥計但我做到了... 現在我回想起來

and I go, "Oh, yeah, I think it was fun, the home shows."

我走了，"哦，是的，我認為這是有趣的， 家庭節目。"

它就像... ... 只是發生得太快了。

There was no one -- could I say me and Nancy?

I mean, I hate to constantly go over grammar with you.

我的意思是，我討厭不斷地去 與你的文法。

-We just started the interview. That's one.

-我們剛剛開始採訪。這是一個。

-In this interview, you get three strikes.

-在這次採訪中，你會被三振出局。

In our history -- -In our history, oh, forget it.

在我們的歷史上--在我們的歷史上，哦，算了吧。

I'm already -- oh, please. Are you kidding me?

我已經... ... 哦，拜託。你在開玩笑嗎？

I've got to figure that out. Next time I talk to you,

you can test me on grammar and see if I'm getting better.

你可以測試我的文法，看看我是否有進步。

-All right, that sounds like a fair shake. Thank you.

-好吧，這聽起來像一個公平的搖擺。好吧，這聽起來像是公平的搖擺。 - 謝謝你。

-That sounds like a really exciting part of the interview.

-這聽起來像是採訪中非常激動人心的部分。

-Yeah, it sounds like an episode people are going to be

-是啊，這聽起來像一個劇集，人們將是一個。

-"Oh, did see the Chelsea Grammar episode?"

-"哦，看到切爾西文法的情節嗎？"

and we can both double team you on your grammar.

我們可以在你的文法上雙管齊下。

如果不是的話，你可能是切爾西文法。

Are you a Halloween person? I feel like you were

-I'm not into costumes. You're a good sport,

-我不喜歡服裝你是一個很好的運動。

而且我沒有一個好的運動態度。

I'm kind of like a Scrooge when it comes to people telling me

我有點像一個吝嗇鬼 當它涉及到別人告訴我

when I'm supposed to give my friends and family gifts

當我應該給我的朋友和家人送禮的時候。

and celebrate something I don't even believe in."

-I agree with you about that. Don't tell me what you want

-我同意你的看法不要告訴我你想要什麼

and either you take it or you go, 'Wow, okay.'"

要麼你把它或你去，'哇，好吧。"

-This Christmas is going to be different because like --

-今年的聖誕節將是不同的，因為就像 --

you know, like you, I spend a lot of time with my family.

你知道，像你一樣，我花了很多時間與我的家人。

But I spent a lot of time, they descended upon my house

但我花了很多時間，他們來到我的房子裡。

My sister, Simone, who I used to like a lot more,

我的妹妹，西蒙妮，我以前更喜歡她。

And that was, you know, wonderful to see my house

那是，你知道，美好的看到我的房子。

But it was a lot of time with children that I chose

但是，我選擇了和孩子們在一起的時間很多。

So it felt like, wait a second, I made the right decisions

所以我覺得，等一下，我做了正確的決定。

we went on like a two-week family vacation

我們去了像一個兩個星期的家庭度假。

So for Christmas, they're like, "What's the plan for Christmas?"

所以對於聖誕節，他們會問 "聖誕節有什麼計劃？"

I'm like, "We can't get into Canada this year

我想，"我們今年不能進入加拿大。

You know, we already had the vacation at Martha's Vineyard.

你知道，我們已經有了在瑪莎葡萄園的假期。

And my brother actually had the audacity to say to me,

"What about you coming East and we all go skiing in Vermont?"

"你來東部，我們一起去佛蒙特州滑雪怎麼樣？"

I go, "I don't think you're getting the message.

我走了，"我想你沒有明白我的意思。

I'm not celebrating Christmas with you guys, okay?

我不會和你們一起慶祝聖誕節的，好嗎？

You're like, "I don't go to you, we go to a place.

你就像，"我不去找你，我們去一個地方"。

但我不會去... ...我們是什麼... ..."

-我不會去佛蒙特州。我不會去佛蒙特州的

-不，你沒有。不，你沒有。 - 這似乎並不像 -

The more we talk, the less it seems like you know.

我們聊得越多，你就越不知道。

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