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  • >> James: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST

  • SUCCESSFUL STANDUP COMEDIANS ON PLANET EARTH, HE PLAYED TO OVER

  • 800,000 FANS ON HIS RECENT BIG WORLD TOUR.

  • WHAT AN HONOR TO WELCOME MICHAEL McINTYRE TO THE SHOW.

  • HOW ARE YOU?

  • HOW ARE YOU DOING?

  • ARE YOU WELL.

  • >> SORRY, I DON'T NORMALLY CLAP MYSELF BUT THERE ARE SO FEW

  • PEOPLE, I FEEL LIKE I HAVE TO INJECT.

  • >> James: I THINK THAT IS VERY WISE, HAVE I GOT TO SAY I HAVE

  • ALWAYS DREAMT OF HAVING YOU ON TE SHOW AND I NEVER THOUGHT

  • THAT IT WOULD BE LIKE THIS, WHERE YOU WOULD BE ON THE SHOW

  • AND NEITHER OF US WOULD BE IN THE STUDIO.

  • >> BUT IT DOES VERY MUCH LOOK LIKE WE'RE IN THE SAME ROOM,

  • JAMES, YOU LOOK AT THE-- BEHIND YOU IT LOOKS LIKE I AM SITTING

  • DIRECTLY BEHIND YOU.

  • >> James: IF I DO THAT, YOU ARE THE OTHER SIDE OF THOSE

  • CURTAINS, THAT IS WHAT NO ONE KNOWS, WE ARE BOTH ISOLATING.

  • >> SITTING BACK TO BACK.

  • WE ARE BOTH ON THE BEIGEST ROOMS ON EARTH.

  • I THINK OUR STRATEGY TO FIGHT THIS VIRUS IS BEIGE.

  • I JUST THINK THE MORE BEIGE THAT YOU CAN GET IN YOUR ROOM AND I

  • CAN GET IN MINE, AND MAYBE WE CAN PEN THIS THING UP.

  • >> James: I ALSO THINK BEIGE MIXED WITH DARK BLOCK COLORS CAN

  • ONLY BE A GOOD THING FOR THE PHYSIQUE.

  • >> AND ALSO THE CAMERA, THIS IS WHY YOU NEED TO ADJUST THE

  • CAMERA.

  • I DO A LOT OF MY ZOOMING HERE.

  • THIS IS HOW I FEEL THAT REPRESENTS ME BEST, YEAH.

  • I GOT THIS LIGHT THING TO TRY AND LOOK LIKE GOOD FOR YOU.

  • >> James: A RING LIGHT.

  • >> AROUND, WHAT IS IT CALL.

  • >> James: I THINK IT IS CALLED A RING LIGHT.

  • >> I CAN'T WEAR IT WITH MY GLASS, WHEN I DO IT, THIS STARTS

  • HAPPENING.

  • (LAUGHTER) SO IF YOU INTRODUCE ME LIKE

  • THAT, I MEAN THAT IS CRAZY, (LAUGHTER)

  • I DON'T KNOW HOW OTHER PEOPLE ARE DOING THIS BUT I ASSUME THEY

  • ARE NOT SPECTACLE WEARING.

  • SO.

  • >> James: HAVE YOU BEEN DOING A LOT OF ZOOMING?

  • HOW DOES MICHAEL McINTYRE GET ON WITH THE ZOOM?

  • >> ASPECTS OF IT I REALLY ENJOY, JAMES.

  • I REALLY LIKE THE NAME THING BECAUSE YOU ARE VERY PERSONABLE

  • AND I HAVE ALWAYS ADMIRED YOU, YOU REMEMBER PEOPLE'S NAMES AND

  • PEOPLE KNOW THAT ABOUT YOU.

  • AND I ALWAYS THOUGHT JAMES IS GREAT AT THAT.

  • I KNOW NOBODY'S NAMES.

  • NOBODY WHO WORKS ON MY TV SHOW, I'M SORRY TO SAY, I DON'T KNOW

  • ANY OF THEIR NAMES.

  • I KNOW THEY ARE ON THE CREDIT BUT I'M NORMALLY REWINDING THE

  • SHOW, I DON'T KNOW THEIR NAMES, JAMES, I'M'S SORRY BUT ON ZOOM

  • WE HAVE THESE MEETINGS AND YOU JUST PUT YOUR MOUTH OVER THE

  • THING AND THE NAME POPS UP AND HAVE I BEEN GOING HUGE ON THE

  • NAME, SO I AM LIKE SO JASMINE, WHAT DO YOU THINK, YOU SEE THEIR

  • EYES, OH MY GOD, HE KNOWS ME, FIRST TIME I LEARNED THEIR

  • NAMES.

  • >> James: ARE YOU BACK IN BRITAIN.

  • HOW ARE THINGS IN THE UNITED KINGDOM.

  • >> SORRY, I WAS JUST READING MY MOUTH, YES JAMES CORDEN.

  • THINGS ARE GOING REALLY WELL.

  • I AM-- HOLD ON.

  • I'M FINE.

  • I'M 36.8.

  • YOU KNOW WHAT JAMES, HAVE YOU GOT ONE OF THESE.

  • >> OH, OUR HOUSE IS FULL OF THEM.

  • YOU CAN'T MOVE WITH EM THIS.

  • THE PHONE RANG THE OTHER DAY AND I PICKED ONE UP.

  • >> WHAT DO YOU RUN AT, BECAUSE I NEVER KNOW, I RUN AT 36.

  • >> WE ARE FAHRENHEIT, LAST TIME I DID ONE I WAS 96, 97,

  • SOMETHING LIKE THAT.

  • >> OH YES, I REMEMBER THAT BECAUSE I HAD IT ON THE WRONG

  • SETTING AND PUT MYSELF IN THE HOSPITAL BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS

  • LIKE-- I'M FIVE TIMES HOTTER THAN THE AVERAGE HUMAN, I

  • REALIZED THIS IS A FAHRENHEIT THING.

  • >> James: LET'S TALK ABOUT YOUR FIRST NETFLIX SPECIAL,

  • MICHAEL McINTYRE SHOWMAN, I WILL SAY T I THINK IT IS ONE OF

  • THE BEST SPECIALS I HAVE SEEN ON NETFLIX, CERTAINLY MY FAVORITE I

  • HAVE SEEN THIS YEAR.

  • I THINK IT IS SO BRILLIANT.

  • AND THIS IS, YOU TAKE TAPED THIS IN MARCH.

  • WAS THAT BEFORE, BECAUSE YOU WENT ON A HUGE WORLD TOUR, YOU

  • PLAYED TWO SOLD OUT SHOWS AT RADIO CITY MUSIC HALL IN NEW

  • YORK.

  • YOU PLAYED STADIUMS AND ARENAS ALL OVER THE WORLD.

  • WAS THIS TAPED AT THE END OF THE TOUR?

  • >> YES, IT WAS A WEEK BEFORE THIS ALL HAPPENED.

  • IT WAS LAST MARCH 6th, WE RECORDED IT IN LONDON.

  • SO IT WAS JUST STARTING A LITTLE BIT.

  • WE MR. AT THE HAND WASHING PHASE BUT NOBODY WAS TALKING ANYTHING

  • SERIOUSLY.

  • THE FIRST THING I SAID WAS THIS COULD BE THE LAST TIME WE GET

  • TOGETHER AS AN AUDIENCE THAT WE ARE ALLOWED TO GATHER TOGETHER.

  • NOT FOR A MOMENT DID I THINK THAT WAS TRUE.

  • IT WAS A COMPLETE JOKE, PEOPLE WERE LAUGHING.

  • I WAS MAKING JOKES ABOUT WASHING YOUR HANDS.

  • I THINK I INTRODUCED MYSELF ON STAGE BY SAYING LADIES AND

  • GENTLEMEN, PLEASE PUT YOUR HANDING TO AND WASH THEM FOR 30

  • SECONDS.

  • IT WAS ALL A BIT OF A JOKE.

  • AND THEN REALLY QUICKLY IF YOU REMEMBER, EVERYTHING RAMPED UP.

  • AND I HAD THIS MONTH OF HAVING THIS RECORD OF MY LAST DAY AT

  • WORK.

  • WHICH I HAVE BEEN WATCHING.

  • I AM TRYING TO GET PEOPLE TO WATCH THE NETFLIX SPECIAL, I

  • HAVE SEEN IT A LOT.

  • I MEAN IT IS THE ONLY THING I'VE CLUNG ON TO.

  • IT IS THIS RECORD OF A LIFE I LEFT BEHIND BEFORE I GOT FLOO --

  • AND HAIR DRESSING AND CRYING WATCHING THE NEWS, BABYSITTING.

  • >> James: DO YOU FEEL LIKE THAT, DOES IT PLAY ON YOU, SO

  • MANY, TENS OF THOUSANDS OF PEOPLE, ARE YOU WORRIED ABOUT

  • HOW LONG IT WILL BE BEFORE YOU GET TO BE BACK OUT THERE AGAIN

  • AND HOW MUCH ARE YOU MISSING?

  • >> YEAH, I DID MISS IT A LOT, OBVIOUSLY.

  • JUST TO HAVE IDEAS TO EXPRESS TO AN AUDIENCE, BUT WE CLING ON TO

  • THAT, WHEN IT ALL COMES BACK, WHAT WHENEVER THAT WILL BE.

  • IT WILL BE SO JOYOUS.

  • YOU KNOW, I'M GOOD FRIENDS WITH THE AUDIENCE THAT IS FASCINATED,

  • ANTIBODY DAY PEOPLE IT IS GOING TO BE AMAZING BUT IT WILL BE

  • AWAKE AND I WILL BE WATCHING MY OLYMPIC SPECIAL UNTIL THEN.

  • >> YOU EVEN TALK IN THE SPECIAL ABOUT WHEN YOU PLAYED IN HONG

  • KONG, AND YOU COULD SEE PEOPLE WEARING WALKING AROUND AND

  • PEOPLE ARE WEARING FACE MASKS AM YOU CAN HAVE NO IDEA AT THE TIME

  • THAT THIS ROUTINE WOULD BE SO TOPICAL TODAY.

  • >> THIS IS WHAT HAPPENED.

  • IT CHANGED SO QUICKLY.

  • I DO BECOME SLIGHTLY SELF-OBSESSED.

  • SO IT SAYS ABOUT KIM JUNG-UN.

  • HE IS OBVIOUSLY NOT A GREAT GUY BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO LOSE A

  • JOKE.

  • IT WAS THAT WEIRD PERIOD WHERE THEY THOUGHT IT DIED AND MY

  • FIRST AUDIENCE-- CAN'T DO THAT JOKE SO I WAS LIKE SO EVERYONE

  • IS LIKE CELEBRATING THE KIM JUNG-UN, HIS REIGN IS OVER AND

  • I'M LIKE PLEASE, KIM, COME ON, SHOW YOURSELF.

  • AND AFTER A WEEK THEY FOUND KIM JUNG-UN AND I'M LIKE COME ON!

  • COME ON KIMIE BOY!

  • >> James: LET ME TELL YOU, I THINK THE SPECIAL IS ABSOLUTELY

  • BRILLIANT AND I THINK IT WILL BRING SO MUCH JOY TO SO MANY

  • PEOPLE PARTICULARLY IN THIS MOMENT THAT WE'RE IN RIGHT NOW.

  • LET'S TAKE A LOOK AT A CLIP FROM MICHAEL McINTYRE SHOWMAN, HOW

  • ARE YOU SAYING.

  • >> YES, IT IS OPEN FOR INTERRUPTION, I ALTERNATE

  • BETWEEN SHOWMAN AND SHOWMAN.

>> James: OUR NEXT GUEST IS ONE OF THE MOST

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